The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

Recent tweets

herr_geheimrat im saarland hamse aber auch nimmer alle latten am zaun pic.twitter.com/PCSgN1L7g1

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Dec 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ACLU Not sure why matters?

Imagine if your service provider could stop you from ordering Domino’s online..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…or

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Dec 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AydilekSercan Alles Gute, Herbert!
@DB_Bahn pic.twitter.com/ezhZRWlITP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:38 PM, Dec 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

LambdaCalculus Accurate. 😝 pic.twitter.com/1AdtgDJMLN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Dec 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

satanskrapfen Der @ccc ist in Wirklichkeit eine GmbH! WACHT AUF IHR CYBERSCHAFE!!1 pic.twitter.com/KI38skXdNe

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Dec 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mu11ana So, das -Stickermotiv für den ist fertig! :D
Und auch schon an die Druckerei geschickt! Ich h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:37 AM, Dec 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

KlatschKopp Aldi-Kassiererin : “Wofür brauchen Sie denn 125 (!) Schoko-Nikoläuse ?”
Ich : “Jedes uneheliche Kind von mir soll e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nd

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Dec 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MalwareJake This is just like infosec IRL. The intended victim is repeatedly saved from harm but never realizes how close they..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Dec 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

pub_cbass Handwerkszeug eines CISO pic.twitter.com/3YM0OKnUZh

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Dec 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

monoxyd Neulich im @chaosradio sprachen wir über LAN-Kabel mit Mikrofon. 😱 /via @qbi twitter.com/_MG_/status/93…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Dec 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

heavy_flames This is incredibly satisfying pic.twitter.com/CSYyb4Lbse

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:41 AM, Dec 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

bomelino Die Benennung der Wochentage stört mich schon mein ganzes Leben und jetzt hab ich mich einfach drangesetzt und das..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ah

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Dec 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

kkrieger79 Ich hab das nur wegen der Verpackung gekauft 😁 pic.twitter.com/ECCRJm5sAG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Dec 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Ein fantastisches Argument! 😂👍 pic.twitter.com/tysErvrx5y

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:02 AM, Dec 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SauLustig Ein Pizzakarton aus Pizza - Das nächste große Ding!

OH WARTE…. pic.twitter.com/nnXNhWzih9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Dec 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian first aid. pic.twitter.com/CFHkXNDZcd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Dec 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ianbremmer “I am greatest, greatest American bogeyman.”

Putin lays it all out in ! pic.twitter.com/cq5K5HQwCd

via Media Studio (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Dec 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p what a brilliant campaign for a skate-park pic.twitter.com/GlBIyJvowF

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Dec 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Yoga v Vodka. pic.twitter.com/KDEd3sfnxN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Dec 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Drink driving was a little more relaxed in the 70s. pic.twitter.com/D83w4sUHyM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Dec 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

OpdemDiek Tolle neue Waschanleitung 👍😂👍 pic.twitter.com/8W963Pu27L

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:41 AM, Dec 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)