The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

August 2014

MattBloomFilms The saddest cartoon… pic.twitter.com/9LBlmO6UbN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Aug 31st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

jollyjoylavraie Un autre water bucket challenge…… pic.twitter.com/HkXqwcJPlW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Aug 31st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

mp3tobi Timeline News is out! http://t.co/NI6IUCpk1o Stories via @BFP_Deutschland @Ostwestf4le

via Paper.li

EFF Burn the land and boil the sea, you can’t take my privacy: projectsecretidentity.org. Join us online or at ! pic.twitter.com/jqyKbueJEl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Aug 29th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

BBAnimals newborn gorilla reacting to the coldness of a stethoscope pic.twitter.com/SQUm7zQVeU

via TweetAdder v4 (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Aug 29th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus dem Archiv Das FEST 2014 am Sonntag Nun war ich am Sonntag auch nochmal in Karlsruhe. Dabei http://t.co/mWNKgU06zq #konzertemusik

via Tweet Old Post

RT @littlewisehen: Grabstein des Jahres….

via Twitter for iPhone

iamdevloper Big respect to people who wrote C in the early days.

Imagine compiling your code and having to dodge a T-Rex simultaneously.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Aug 27th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus dem Archiv Das Fest 2014 am Freitag mit Russkaja Gestern war mal wieder das Fest in Karlsru http://t.co/Dy4k1UHQCv #konzertemusik

via Tweet Old Post

Hilf bei diesem Projekt Rettet Music without Limits! auf @indiegogo http://t.co/5nUVUKK4bQ

via Twitter for Websites

RT @SmilingBabys: This needs to go viral

via Twitter for iPhone

optikfluffel “mehr Liebesbriefe! <3” instagram.com/p/sIENO0w6fs/

via Instagram (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Aug 25th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

NeinQuarterly Let’s be honest: The is nothing compared to reading Hegel. pic.twitter.com/91m8vMqlef

via iOS (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Aug 25th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @TheFunnyTeens: So strange and cool at the same time

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @CatPornx: “You better watch out, I’m a shark!” . http://t.co/fDqCiyzIem

via Twitter for iPhone

awkwardposts What pic.twitter.com/CueKp7eT6R

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Aug 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @CatPornx: Sometimes the way couples sleep is pretty funny! http://t.co/LV37Qk7BnK http://t.co/6Zjqx6mubd

via Twitter for iPhone

Aus dem Archiv Strom visualisiert. Jeder hat in der Schule gelernt, dass man Spannung (V) braucht um den http://t.co/doYPpl1zqY #fun

via Tweet Old Post

SwiftOnSecurity Pretty sure there’s a bigger problem here pic.twitter.com/47BXRX6P6P

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:19 AM, Aug 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus dem Archiv Ohne Handy auf dem Lokus Wer kennt das nicht. Man muss mal wieder aufs Klo ordentlich eine http://t.co/ML3ra2Rt1J #fun

via Tweet Old Post

ZDF Aber die Fehlermeldung ist toll! ;-) RT @ziesmannmedia: Das @ZDF ist kaputt :-( pic.twitter.com/YtxVwMZlca

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:49 AM, Aug 20th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

meta_bene ausdiskutiert pic.twitter.com/PIgpM4pIrQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:59 AM, Aug 20th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

321_frank_ RT @Gegenstrom: Wir wollen EUREN Krieg nicht!

pic.twitter.com/wIoSnhS7JD

via @MTragedyandHope

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Aug 20th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

verbuchstabiert Dieser Moment, wenn meine kleine Cousine (12) mich fragt, warum unser Telefon eine “Hashtagtaste” hat.
Nein. Nein. pic.twitter.com/tAmDyqJZX6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:22 AM, Aug 19th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

OMGtrolls When a pregnant woman swims pic.twitter.com/hrVR7HbB4Z

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Aug 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

My Top 1 Artists: Russkaja (23) bit.ly/dqWFRs

via Tweekly.fm

MrRandomSilly The most hip hop carrot you will ever see pic.twitter.com/fXeUXqrsUa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Aug 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

mp3tobi Timeline News is out! http://t.co/NI6IUCHtfw Stories via @kinolux @ralphruthe

via Paper.li

superglaze German police: Armed and not particularly dangerous RT @dannolan: jesus pic.twitter.com/3P3Uocwulh

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Aug 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Nanu? Da haben doch glatt welche einen Scholl Latour Tweet ausgegraben. pic.twitter.com/nBWycXxTgW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Aug 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Muermel “And, how goes?”
“Must, and self?”
“Runs.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Aug 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

ActorTrivia Harrison Ford pic.twitter.com/uteNJHoPBf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 16th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Viss water resevoir? pic.twitter.com/qj4CTICwLh

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Aug 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @Swissdevil0606: Hat jemand meine Freundin gesehn?

Alter und Haarfarbe egal.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @alios: Snowden: The NSA, not Assad, took Syria off the Internet in 2012 http://t.co/Z0aMHQ2G2J //cc:@herrurbach

via Twitter for iPhone

garwboy [This happened]
“Millen, say ‘mummy is pretty’”
“Mummy pretty”
“Say ‘daddy is bald’”
“Daddy bald”
“Say ‘daddy is handsome’”
“NO! Daddy BALD”

via Tweedle (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Aug 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@CiscoSecurity @BlackHatEvents Will there an option to get one without coming to the ? I’m coming from Germany and can’t visit this.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to CiscoSecurity

BLZonline Wenn Waffen liefern, dann nur so! Karikatur: Berliner Zeitung/Heiko Sakurai pic.twitter.com/kFm0Sjrd1H

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Aug 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @Facebook_Idiot: Be careful what you buy online

via Twitter for iPhone

tetyUAna Basically… @HromadskeTV: Who is who on Eastern Front. pic.twitter.com/Wf7ehsu0p0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:20 PM, Aug 11th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Cheatha @trollcon danke. Teilweise bin ich eben noch auf der Wikiseite gelandet und da ist noch kein Hinweis.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Cheatha from Calw, Calw

trollcon Na, habt ihr uns vermisst? Kommt ihr alle zur “Trollcon 2014: Serious Business”? Wir haben auch ne schicke Seite: trollcon.de

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Probably not the best example of advertising pic.twitter.com/LbKSlAdPE2

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity Maybe atheists just have a buggy implementation of God’s OOB protocol.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

klobing @SwiftOnSecurity god hasn’t released the official version since he had to heavily revise the Eden kernel implementation

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

EastOfBrussels terrorists leader “Motorola”,occupied , in his full glory. pic.twitter.com/GBMRcQrY0a

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

s_nny Verwechselt ihr auch Nelson Mandela so oft mit Morgan Freeman? pic.twitter.com/nb5iDHRSKr

via iOS (retweeted on 10:17 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

scy “Ok Google, zeig mir Bilder.” Interessante Auswahl. pic.twitter.com/4QH8lpNOFR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

xor “Please consider the sprawling unchecked surveillance apparatus before replying to this email in the clear.”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

xor Don’t want to sign all email, but want to signal encryption is available? You could add to your sig your key ID and emailselfdefense.fsf.org/en/

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

xor One line in an email signature saying, “I prefer encrypted email. Here’s my key and here’s a tutorial.” would be a nice norm to establish.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

My Top 1 Artists: Beatsteaks (19) bit.ly/dqWFRs

via Tweekly.fm

SnapChatTwat RETWEET if you remember connecting to the internet like this… pic.twitter.com/sdYDpPPYiY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Aug 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus dem Archiv Metal Construction So macht man die Handwerksarbeit heute. Quelle: Irgendwo hab ich das Vide http://t.co/eDM0K2iMCp #fun

via Tweet Old Post

JustHelens Just gonna keep tweeting this because it’s the best thing ever. pic.twitter.com/7uVdgkf9I3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Aug 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @ExcuseThePun: Real Cartoon Lookalikes http://t.co/ivKGIxPgIW

These are brilliant - the Papa Smurf One!! http://t.co/jAt3hk39E4

via Twitter for iPhone

_youhadonejob Someone was having a bad day at work. pic.twitter.com/5a2VQ8c3Qq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:37 PM, Aug 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus dem Archiv Boyhood - 12 years in the making Letztes Wochenende war ich mal wieder im Kino. Diesmal in T http://t.co/oEtjvag3Es #film

via Tweet Old Post

qwertee “I Believe I Can Fly” for just 12hr more on Qwertee.com/last-chance ReTweet for chance at FREE TEE! pic.twitter.com/8kH9qqrEVf

via Qwertee.com-Write (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Aug 7th, 2014 via Twitter for Android Tablets)

@Schmidtlepp “die Touristen machen die Stadt kaputt”, sagte der Tourist!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Schmidtlepp from Calw, Calw

DavidKenner Everything about this picture is amazing. pic.twitter.com/ObPRSvAmwf

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Aug 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@mspro @343max es gibt doch meinen Frieden. Das ist einfach nur Demokratie ohne Waffengewalt!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mspro from Calw, Calw

sarcasfun I delete and retype my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter.

via sarcasfun (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Aug 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity TaylorSoft Antivirus 2.0:
1.) Install updates
2.) Stop downloading shit
You are now secure against 99.99%+ of attacks pic.twitter.com/keH79lxcWO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:13 AM, Aug 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

frank_rieger Need to cancel your talk? Submit it for ! CCC can not be pressured by vendors to cancel talks & helps to defend speakers

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Aug 4th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @datenchef: /me *untermtisch* +1!11 RT @luebbermann RT @Dexwell_ Best business model EVER http://t.co/Ue3DUPawke

via Twitter for iPhone

My Top 2 Artists: Russkaja (25) & Beatsteaks (22) bit.ly/dqWFRs

via Tweekly.fm

mp3tobi Timeline News is out! http://t.co/NI6IUCHtfw Stories via @mspro @ahoi_polloi @dielilly

via Paper.li

PeopIe0fWaImart The redneck waterfall pic.twitter.com/MY9Ecmr6Ym

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:45 AM, Aug 3rd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @jeffjarvis: .@thinkup insight: 191 people retweeted this one! https://t.co/5HOBXxDdcS

via Twitter for iPhone

Urschoepfer Ebend noch mal pipi machen … pic.twitter.com/BF1a6r9O3O

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Aug 2nd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @xor: Privacy-protective wearable technology that’s even cooler looking than Google Glass http://t.co/YdjMoFRbFf http://t.co/X0stMbFOg0

via Twitter for iPhone