The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

August 2015

samkalidi Young driver with old car stopped by dealership to complain that the iPhone dock isn’t working & scratching his phone pic.twitter.com/VksWWJzoIt

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tutanota_de Freedom of speech and our right to privacy go hand in hand. Join us now: tutanota.com pic.twitter.com/MpNe7NYYUY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

climagic I suspect that somewhere in every program is the code: if (user.fullname == $MyName && random() && nottracemode()){ fail(); }

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

FisherTomlin I do love this! pic.twitter.com/hFr7WhnCOd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @russian_market: Motorcycle training at highest level. http://t.co/tAQPxjo65K

via Twitter for iPhone

ralphruthe Strand-Wetter! pic.twitter.com/x0glJs7SFm

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:49 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit When household gadget makers discover in-app purchases pic.twitter.com/p8ZfFj6scg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit And that’s when our smart devices learned to blackmail us pic.twitter.com/Y7WEf9Cn7g

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwedishCanary Another helpful hint from the canary: pic.twitter.com/RVelm1GWFq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tijani_Goullet Mooie actie van Borussia Dortmund-fans. pic.twitter.com/x6Fx4nqY75

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity “Mommy, why can’t I use your server?”
“Sorry, I only bought user CALs for daddy and I. Didn’t uh..plan for you.”
“I was an accident mommy?”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

ModernMonsters1 made a silly fan art for the one, the only, @RealGrumpyCat I hope you like it, or hate it. Whatever works. pic.twitter.com/KQZaqCog3v

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

OMGtrolls Rt to educate someone pic.twitter.com/8XZdU2IfpS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

AstonishingPix This Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by the Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs. pic.twitter.com/gvJ0flwdnc

via GrabInbox (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Noch mal Cabrio-Wetter!!! pic.twitter.com/IazyiMeFId

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

xeni pic.twitter.com/ZlXNEJyHlh

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@frankfeil @BMW sind die 20 Cent pro kWh noch realistisch. Kostet es nicht schon 26 Cent?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankfeil

Na wenn das mal kein Drogengeld ist!

via Twitter for iPhone

@cblte ist halt ein bisschen Dialekt dabei. Ich verstehs aber.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cblte

@cblte kein Problem. Ich bin auch nicht mehr so aktiv. Mir fehlt die Zeit.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cblte

leanderwattig Falls ihr euch fragt, wie ich aussehe, wenn ich das Internet nutze.

(Siberian bear-hunting suit from the 1800s) pic.twitter.com/tH0Cx6zqjg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Aug 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

_Belze_ Guten morgen. Nett was die Facebook Suche unter Schimpansen findet pic.twitter.com/LTMcg78Fej

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Aug 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

AstonishingPix “This CD-ROM can hold more information than all the paper that’s here below me”- Bill Gates, 1994 pic.twitter.com/ZigygGtM86

via GrabInbox (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Aug 20th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus dem Archiv WTF Duino - Aus “einfach” wird kompliziert Eigentlich ist es nur ein Scherz. Ein B blog.tobis-bu.de/?p=3759

via Tweet Old Post

OMGtrolls so accurate… pic.twitter.com/gLNZcz05mX

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Brazilian ad against road risk titled “Stop the Violence” pic.twitter.com/OqYMp5aeGt

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Aug 17th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

historyepics Your secret telephone directory on your wrist, 1984 pic.twitter.com/sLRqr3McrR

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Aug 15th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Revengeday Kundenrezensionen zu Pfefferspray :’D pic.twitter.com/Ujku21QYsu

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:33 AM, Aug 15th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

BenjaminNorton PLACES BOMBED BY THE US
Iraq
Syria
Libya
Afghanistan
Yemen
Pakistan
PLACES WHERE ISIS IS GROWING
Iraq
Syria
Libya
Afghanistan
Yemen
Pakistan

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:18 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus dem Archiv Awesome Robot Spider Diese Spinne ist wirklich faszinierend. :)
blog.tobis-bu.de/?p=3756

via Tweet Old Post

Aus dem Archiv Siri: “Was ist 0:0?” Mit Siri kann man manchmal aktuell lustige Dinge erfahren.
Fragt sie b blog.tobis-bu.de/?p=3755

via Tweet Old Post