The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

October 2015

WeepingCrown Please remember to check your kids candy this halloween, I found 3GB of gay porn in mine. pic.twitter.com/9D3Qwn3ItI

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Oct 31st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

hermes3s Umweltfreundlich.

. pic.twitter.com/An2XdLbGj9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Oct 31st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Linuzifer @timpritlove naja wenn die Briten schon die Seite sperren muss Apple wohl mal nachziehen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Linuzifer

Brilliant_Ads Thai Massage street sticker pic.twitter.com/WUVGAp1zyG

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Oct 31st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

awwcuteness Owl fitting in pic.twitter.com/xY9mQp4ZFG

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Oct 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

OmanReagan Meanwhile at DARPA. pic.twitter.com/2Uy4Uru8nP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Oct 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @aloria: Hey kid I’m a computer stop all the downloading

via Twitter for iPhone

BrianWFoster Never gonna:

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Oct 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @einfach_Susanne: Der schwarze Computer kann sofort ausdrucken

via Twitter for iPhone

Brilliant_Ads How to make Paris even more beautiful? Replace the ads with classical paintings. pic.twitter.com/YrytW1l4vb

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:07 PM, Oct 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @SoDamnTrue: oh my god this is the cutest thing ever

via Twitter for iPhone

@luebbermann soll vorkommen. Linux mach ich auch nur privat.
Mac kann ich gar nicht.

via Twitter for iPhone

_Mea_Culpa Halloween 2015 pic.twitter.com/yEYx93cgA6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:14 AM, Oct 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

securelyfitz The pirate bay server, on display in the hall of innovations at Tekniska Museet in Stockholm. pic.twitter.com/8iDV7d6Npx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:11 PM, Oct 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hell yeah, Father Ted!

via Twitter for iPhone

@twittlik schneller um auf 180 zu kommen alle mal.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twittlik

vladon Modern comfortable programming language pic.twitter.com/CPlD793QSH

via Twitter for Windows (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Oct 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Quasselette Linux geht irgendwie schneller..

via Twitter for iPhone

Weltregierung Woran der Optiker erkennt, dass die Werberdichte in seinem 1/4 zu hoch ist: pic.twitter.com/5mqz9Ax6Zr

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:54 PM, Oct 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Quasselette und wie lange dauert so ein Upgrade?

via Twitter for iPhone

JHiker711 @slone This sums it up well. pic.twitter.com/6B7IhSBg66

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:53 PM, Oct 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Well there are more than one way to rome.

via Twitter for iPhone

Brilliant_Ads Think about the consequences… pic.twitter.com/cEuuSOiQV9

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Oct 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Best online ad placement ever: pic.twitter.com/mtmxRkmniB

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Oct 27th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @nixcraft: Yes we take command line very seriously

via Twitter for iPhone

alicemazzy email from 1996 pic.twitter.com/e4l4GxiSJt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Oct 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @DerMoralist: Gerade in den unendlichen Weiten des Netzes gefunden: https://t.co/aAuFHQnhu2

via Twitter for iPhone

@luebbermann so altes Zeug! Interessant, dass es sowas mal gab!

via Twitter for iPhone

Wu_Tang_Finance Seriously common core ain’t got shit on this graphical teaching method pic.twitter.com/v54iOaiuvt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Oct 25th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

c3infodesk FAQ #1 - no tickets yet. Presale will start within 8 weeks!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Oct 25th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @BoeserSchwabe: Manchmal muss man bei SIRI etwas nachhelfen… https://t.co/hlFsRZsDzM

via Twitter for iPhone

Aus dem Archiv Lord Voldemort Auf Twitter hab ich folgendes aufgeschnappt: 5-year-old: Why does Mom always blog.tobis-bu.de/?p=3777

via Tweet Old Post

innocent Don’t forget to put your clocks back before bed tonight. Here’s how. pic.twitter.com/7rYLxvoQyJ

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Oct 25th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@roddi @ralphruthe oder es ist volle Absicht bei diesem Comicstrip.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to roddi

heathercmiller Carved something scary into pumpkin cc/ @jamesiry @databricks (office jackolantern) pic.twitter.com/sqiNaYGDQy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Oct 24th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Dairy Milk ad pic.twitter.com/2cw4wuuMnj

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Oct 24th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

SpiegelPeter Not amused

(h/t @imgur) pic.twitter.com/T8sLzgahyN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Oct 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

C_and_H pic.twitter.com/rvh32V589O

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:16 PM, Oct 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

netnrd So sieht ein gefefeter Blog aus: pic.twitter.com/GcveBrKIkW

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Oct 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Ad for Polaroid. pic.twitter.com/vcV4IhcahX

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Oct 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @SZ: Die Zeichnung des Tages von Wolfgang Horsch
Am Kiosk oder mit SZ Plus: https://t.co/OUsfB8lY6H https://t.co/g4Go3pG5HP

via Twitter for iPhone

@tardarsauce sehr krasser Unterschied!

via Twitter for iPhone

Brilliant_Ads WWF Paper Conservation pic.twitter.com/b4e8KD17HJ

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Oct 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

grafa__ When you wanna watch tv but… @internetofshit pic.twitter.com/iOTSHP1mtu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:18 PM, Oct 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Penline Stationery: Strong tape pic.twitter.com/fimyNJPky1

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Oct 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Herzlich willkommen, Marty McFly! pic.twitter.com/Ksj3mSz4BM

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Es gibt Leute, die sich auskennen und es gibt Leute, die machen Gesetze!

via Twitter for iPhone

SwiftOnSecurity What do you say to a Linux user?

Nothing, their sound card doesn’t work.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Simpsons_tweets Kurt, it’s your cousin Marvin Cobain! You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this! pic.twitter.com/67B71XJM9c

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Oct 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Die Timeline ist voll mit @StarWarsDE ! pic.twitter.com/1tdLbGxVvQ

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Oct 20th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

citykirche_sw Frau Merkel??? pic.twitter.com/rkAJdR3cFF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Oct 20th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

bleidl Don’t forget to vote because democracy kicks ass! pic.twitter.com/FtgoXFMN32

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Oct 20th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @dogweather: OS X El Capitan License: in Plain English http://t.co/cuF0I5H2X0

via Twitter for iPhone

elisasophia What if doctors were treated like web developers pic.twitter.com/ph2AgZhIth

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Oct 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Der hat mal wieder ein Spiel gewonnen!

via Twitter for iPhone

scott_kerr Parking lot balloons: Genius idea with just helium, mylar and string pic.twitter.com/W8nCWIMyTG

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Oct 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

FozzTexx It boots! The is acting as the C: drive for my ! pic.twitter.com/qrMlvcqqGm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Oct 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

teamlambchop Und sie kuckt nicht mal. pic.twitter.com/oyjSn5QTDH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Oct 17th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

l33tname that’s cool and creepy at the same time pic.twitter.com/gtI5967Bd5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Oct 16th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

eric_carlisle @Raspberry_Pi always inspires an “If I can think it, I can make it!” mentality. Celebrating that! pic.twitter.com/iLK14oWzRL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:32 PM, Oct 16th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@HeikoKanzler ich finds trotzdem kacke. 404 = File Not Found.

via Twitter for iPhone

ralphruthe Guten Morgen! pic.twitter.com/S6qlz1Uy1c

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Oct 16th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@lx4r jo die haben doch keine Ahnung.

via Twitter for Android in reply to lx4r

@me_freakshow Einstellungen nur bei wachem Geist machen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to me_freakshow

Bipartisanism GOP logic:

War: YES!

Torture: ABSOLUTELY!

Execute people: YOU BET!

Abortion: NO I’M PRO LIFE. ” pic.twitter.com/HXaTtVnPt7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:48 PM, Oct 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

xor I will go up to the six-fingered man and say: my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. pic.twitter.com/fg9G5aAuvm

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Oct 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@de_Tocqueville @Illuminatus23 selbst der Deutschlandfunk hinterfragt nun die Vorderseite. :) http://t.co/Oc3YlcoI3x

via Twitter Web Client

ralphruthe In vielen Regionen hat es bereits geschneit! pic.twitter.com/RdAkvdpjxh

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Oct 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Linuzifer Lilli (5) hat das Diktat sehr viel schneller als Bruno (8) fertig gestellt.
In Geheimschrift. pic.twitter.com/14txwdpE9x

via iOS (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Oct 12th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @tagesschau: Interview nach Ankara-Attentat: Mit den Richtigen reden http://t.co/PQaVt7pGgT #AnkaraBombing #Fluechtlingskrise

via Twitter for iPhone

mahalie $ npm install -g caniuse-cmd (how cool is that!?) pic.twitter.com/xzr8ySmkri

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Oct 12th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

nikitonsky Working on LISP-optimized keyboard project pic.twitter.com/azOfVO4wDx

via OS X (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Oct 12th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@twittlik jo ist raus. Mit Adresse und an Freunde.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to twittlik

Endzeitkind Wie jetzt? Werden die nicht mehr benutzt? O_O pic.twitter.com/RKrAclI799

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Oct 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

BanksyOfficiaI Advertising done properly pic.twitter.com/IwWGIHBgOM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Oct 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

GeekyGet Jade Branded Laptop pic.twitter.com/8ORM2lM8fw

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Oct 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Antistress for free! pic.twitter.com/mQvGmjqMSj

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:45 AM, Oct 10th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @alobbs: EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: What to do in case of fire. http://t.co/KwieFKZKtb

via Twitter for iPhone

Brilliant_Ads “Creativity forgives everything.” pic.twitter.com/wH2ePaK8d3

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Oct 8th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

HistoryInPics Those were the days. pic.twitter.com/gq7ziQAaN8

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Oct 6th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

KinderSindToll Mein Lieblingscartoon von @ralphruthe pic.twitter.com/HHgln5691w

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Oct 6th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market Never lose self confidence pic.twitter.com/aVX4qLOal8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Oct 6th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

netnrd Das Leben ist zu kurz, um USB-Sticks sicher auszuwerfen. pic.twitter.com/X1p6ImDDcL

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Oct 6th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads McDonald’s: Infinity straw pic.twitter.com/vrTtnt3E1o

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Oct 6th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @CommitStrip: Internet of Things: Sysadmin@Home, the job of the future!
http://t.co/WzBYWm2aGW http://t.co/EsE7QSg5g7

via Twitter for iPhone

AstonishingPix The smartphone in 1959 pic.twitter.com/pnH2IhqDpR

via GrabInbox (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Oct 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

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