The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

January 2016

mathias Take any Facebook/Instagram photo URL.

👉 append `.txt` → ASCII art
👉 append `.html` → colored ASCII art

E.g. scontent-ams3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e3…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit Internet of Cat pic.twitter.com/OZxVnZIY6M

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:48 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AstonishingPix A letter from Gandhi to Hitler, written in July 1939. pic.twitter.com/rthlJBwRBE

via GrabInbox (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Meanwhile in Russia. pic.twitter.com/yf6eXleE6T

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:42 PM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AstonishingPix The first wheelie ever photographed, 1936. pic.twitter.com/thu1bIrVmA

via GrabInbox (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity Adobe has an entire section on their website where they get all pissy about photoshop as a verb, and it’s hilarious. pic.twitter.com/w4w4KE2Xq5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

lsanoj Do you trust this printer? imgur.com/gallery/ltEQQbc pic.twitter.com/Uo24nLr6vl

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:33 AM, Jan 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

riotburnz Du arme asoziale Wurst!
Würde Dir gerne ins Gesicht spucken! pic.twitter.com/c5rGDj0M4k

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Jan 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Spinner gibt’s halt überall. Ich setze ja immer noch auf die gute alte Polizei! 😬 twitter.com/mamjahid/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone

arstechnica Google (essentially): C’mon feds, no need to worry about our futuristic balloon network arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/0… pic.twitter.com/WFheQmtdes

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Jan 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ein Glück war Jesus kein CSU Mitglied! twitter.com/stefanleifert/…

via Twitter for iPhone

AwardsDarwin Pretty cool but pretty dangerous. pic.twitter.com/zaFVGHFCtx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Jan 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

kfalconspb mimikatz automation > How to Crack Windows Passwords with a Rubber Ducky, Hak5 1503.1 bit.ly/1OUjkrJ pic.twitter.com/6icpa6LP14

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Jan 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

mikko People sure collect weird things. pic.twitter.com/xaZ3o8P2Fo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Jan 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Natural selection in action….. pic.twitter.com/09gYCCYHEz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Jan 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@reichelt_el Habt ihr demnächst auch mal den Arduino 101 auf Lager?

via Twitter Web Client

campact Experiment: Was passiert, wenn Ausländer im Bus nur noch die hinteren Sitze benutzen dürfen: campact.org/uBpIy2 pic.twitter.com/gYhlDb25jM

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Jan 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@l33tname ja stimmt auch. Dann musst du eben Strom dran machen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to l33tname

Eamonn_Forde SELF-PROMOTION POST. 10 years of The IT Crowd for @BigIssue – featurin@Glinnere@BigBoylerer an@RichardAyoadedpic.twitter.com/Wl8TTnRq1N1N

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Jan 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@l33tname die Pros haben dann aber richtiges PoE.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to l33tname

Brilliant_Ads Look what happens when we cut down too many trees pic.twitter.com/JJwRpgdmIS

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@l33tname das sind dann die billigen WLAN APs oder? Jo das fand ich auch damals Schafe. Aber bei dem Preis auch irgendwo fair.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to l33tname

imranyusuf The good ol’ days 😄 pic.twitter.com/w0KodGNkdu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@GebbiGibson also meine PlayStation 1 ging damals einfach an und fertig….

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GebbiGibson

AwardsDarwin Volvo employees testing a car that stops when it senses a human in front of it, Technology forever amazes me. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/mTCZSlaa76

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

TeufelsKueche Und dann war da noch die Frau, die sich zufällig wie ein Hotel angezogen hatte..imgur.com/nKUaUIS7pic.twitter.com/kBUBhXUkRCRC

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Jan 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

mattpodwysocki So much truth in this picture. Also wouldn’t be here without my mom, also a computer scientist, helping me get here pic.twitter.com/j9cQ3dkzG0

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

sam280 Firefox display of SSL certificates: old UI, new UI, and my proposal /cc @mozsec pic.twitter.com/QaaQvxlGRC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Piraten hatten schon Imageprobleme, da war Johnny Depp noch gar nicht geboren: pic.twitter.com/zsHJ3FNT9l

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

1337core Fragt die Explorer.exe hier nach Alkohol? pic.twitter.com/0kGASx7554

via Twitter for Windows (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@stackevil nein. Spam und Phishingmails verschick ich keinen. Aktuell hab ich noch einen seriösen Job! 😀 Das soll so bleiben!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stackevil

oldpicsarchive Race of double deck buses,1933./ Random Historical Photos, Part 5 (36 rare pics) | Old Pics Archive | Page 18 pic.twitter.com/93Sbrjbuuf

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@krafit @Ramminger ist ja meistens so, dass man im Internet bessere Artikel oder Anleitungen findet. Schade eigentlich.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to krafit

SSchnuffel Ich besteige gerne Berge und Hügel.
pic.twitter.com/C6MWZ5kfAW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:17 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Seems people don’t know the rules. pic.twitter.com/9Prz7xqvZh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Jan 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@littlewisehen hätte mich bei manchen Autobahnen aber auch nicht mehr gewundert. 😁

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to littlewisehen

@littlewisehen na gut, die Schiffe müssen ja auch noch durchkommen. Aber wenn Hochwasser ist. 😁 ist der Tunnel geflutet.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to littlewisehen

@littlewisehen wow… Das ist krass. Ist das in DE passiert?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to littlewisehen

naratemal Berlin-Köln: 570 Km
Köln-Berlin: 570 Km

Erde-Mond: 384400 Km
Mond-Erde: 384400 Km

Mo-Fr: 5 Tage
Fr-Mo: 2 Tage

WARUM?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Jan 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

hacks4pancakes Salesforce’s email infrastructure pic.twitter.com/4cWnYxm2ZC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:59 PM, Jan 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw Physiker springt an Seil und Gewicht 14 Meter in die Tiefe: kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/physiker… pic.twitter.com/Y6B9BJVmAC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Jan 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aus Gründen, weil der Aktivierungsserver bei Apple gerade nicht geht! :( po.st/jyLzEL via @imgflip

via Twitter Web Client

JamesMelville German artist Jan Vormann travels the world repairing wall cracks with lego.
What a wonderful idea. pic.twitter.com/33pJE8kzSt

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:52 AM, Jan 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

pavel23 Eine Batterie, mit der man so fahren kann wie mit einem 60-Liter Dieseltank, kostet derzeit rund 40.000 Euro und wiegt 1,2 Tonnen.

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DanielHerndler .htaccess Cheat Sheet - htaccesscheatsheet.com

(thx for sharing @aleyda / @CyrusShepard)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Social Media explained pic.twitter.com/dPpyrB7QQJ

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Me drive good! pic.twitter.com/yluNUiuzmM

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Der Flughafen und die 😂 pic.twitter.com/4P4NvwRZkD

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

extrakaese Die Hochzeitstorten stehen schon mal fest.

Jetzt muss ich nur noch eine Braut finden.

Aber das ist nebensächlich. pic.twitter.com/k5wBKIsOaj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin “It’s Not Just a Job, It’s An Adventure” pic.twitter.com/OwgVcr4sRX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Jan 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Flaming idiot. pic.twitter.com/QUUQVwwEyA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:22 AM, Jan 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Die Fußball-Bundesliga hat übrigens wieder begonnen… pic.twitter.com/Rj0izFFjtA

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Jan 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Schattenwolf_ Hey ein Kernkraftwerk neben einer Spinnen Farm
Was sollte da schon schief gehen 😆 pic.twitter.com/hJsXFwfgmF

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Jan 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Linuzifer Hacking is not allowed in the Bundestag.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

phantomthk Scheiß Kälte pic.twitter.com/8Ntp5JbfMQ

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Jan 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Lerg @SwiftOnSecurity Bastard Operator from Hell, The Ironic Season.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Jan 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity “It looks like your real problem is the secular worship of technology as an adjunct savior for the soul of humanity” pic.twitter.com/Ccrmd1Iw8R

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Jan 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ClaireMax Dr. Mae Jemison:
-MD
-Astronaut
-First black woman in space
-NINE HONORARY DOCTORATES
-Was on Star Trek: TNG
-Badass pic.twitter.com/Snbd7UjzoY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Jan 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

candanbolukbas Favorite Tunnellers
DNS => IODINE
SSH => SSHuttle
HTTP => http-tunnel
SOCKS => TOR tcp:443
VPN => SoftEther +OpenVPN pic.twitter.com/zNOHA4iCuN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Jan 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

2Bhex Manchmal verpasst man mit gemutetem Hashtag auch lustige Dinge. pic.twitter.com/j6cTKe8aQ7

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Jan 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit The Internet of Things pic.twitter.com/zkV25Zbb4P

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Jan 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

EuromaidanGER Vladimir durfte sich in Kim Jong-Uns Freundealbum eintragen pic.twitter.com/Cf8CpiiLga

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Jan 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@andreasdotorg höre ich da Ironie zu fefes Kommentar raus? 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andreasdotorg

9_ties We’ve almost finished creating PiZero cluster board. But I wonder when we can buy remaining 15 PiZeros. pic.twitter.com/mvHyoonlix

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Jan 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Wortwaerter 🎶 🎵 🎵 🎶 🎶 pic.twitter.com/3kAMZXWxb3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Jan 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Cheatha leider normal. Wenn sowas kommt hilft oft auch ein harter Neustart. Kaputt gehen tut nichts. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Cheatha

timpritlove Link zur Lage der Nation: xkcd.com/1357/

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Jan 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

HistoryInPics Texas giants. The Shields brothers, all over 7 feet tall. pic.twitter.com/PeRS36zz6q

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Jan 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

tuxplanet L’évolution de l’informatique pic.twitter.com/XwBvuj2Yts

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Jan 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@littlewisehen wobei vom Bier mir das Kilkenny / Smithicks besser schmeckt. 😀 Genieß es!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to littlewisehen

xinitrc Wie wäre es, wenn wir vielleicht einfach wieder Berichte kriegen, wenn wir was WISSEN? twitter.com/tagesschau/sta…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Jan 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_skyr Programmiersprachen-Leidfaden sandraandwoo.com/woode/2015/12/… pic.twitter.com/66gWvY22qD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Jan 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

IL0VEthe80s Would kids know what this is these days? Retweet if you know what it is. pic.twitter.com/0GOys6FlD9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Jan 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

EmrgencyKittens outta my way! pic.twitter.com/3SFF5ZChBU

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Forbes Magazine. Real insights from the business world. pic.twitter.com/eB7Ve2N3lW

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerBulo Burdas dreitägige Internetparty zusammengefasst in nur einem Cartoon … pic.twitter.com/LRwkUPZ5TA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Classic_picx Eminem, then and now… pic.twitter.com/uSLsNQPaZn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ellie_pirellie Punk’s not dead! pic.twitter.com/97sptYe9Hm

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AndreasSchepers Neues aus der Fleisch-Konditorei. pic.twitter.com/1QFMNnVPjU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:16 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

lillillillinda Sonntag - volle Kraft voraus!
Guten Morgen. pic.twitter.com/aRTLZskQpA

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

peterglaser • Die Aufklärung geht davon aus, dass der Mensch von Natur aus gut sei und man ihm das Richtige nur zeigen müsse. pic.twitter.com/cY671S6L8l

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Jan 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

So ein Depp! Immer schön sicher fahren! twitter.com/awardsdarwin/s…

via Twitter for iPhone

littlewisehen Die gleichgeschlechtliche Ehe in unserer beliebten Reihe ‘Die besten Schilder auf Demonstrationen’… pic.twitter.com/YJhZmRWgps

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Jan 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ochsenmeier Want to run the CLI version of on to obtain the XML of ? Run it with ! pic.twitter.com/lw9VW2Sjof

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Jan 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

pallaske in Ende der 1940er Jahre | und Vertriebene pic.twitter.com/RFVZnzugyg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Jan 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

tollwutbezirk @holgi Die Steigleitung nass kann auch von Laien bedient werden!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Jan 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aushilfsbuddha Mittagspause in einem Rettungsdienst. pic.twitter.com/1cZbpr1InR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Jan 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ungebuehrlich GUTEN MORGEN! vine.co/v/hP9rA1MTYtP

via Vine - Make a Scene (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Jan 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market Moscow. Russian way of driving. pic.twitter.com/WyMDRRJbNp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:04 AM, Jan 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

BROXS_Cartoon “Zukunftssichere Studiengänge” pic.twitter.com/cLtYm2URnI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:34 AM, Jan 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads LEGO: We apologize for their creativity. pic.twitter.com/VZKEFaAcGA

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip A story about timestamp and timezone
commitstrip.com/2016/01/14/a-s… pic.twitter.com/FoehJDq1UJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ihache Danke an den, der das gemalt hat. Ich war immer verzweifelt! pic.twitter.com/zdRDNxgN6l

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CDUverbot Ich hab einen neuen Job in ! pic.twitter.com/8Z6xAYotHy

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jan 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

TechnicallyRon The new issue of Being A Dick To People Online comes out tomorrow, don’t forget to pick up your copy. pic.twitter.com/5c0L9HjeyO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe “Lauter” bedeutet nicht “schlauer”. pic.twitter.com/VqdinQmaTA

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

learntechlabs We know that can lead to a great job and pay. Here’s 3 more reasons! bit.ly/1ngl19w pic.twitter.com/HDgTEJb0B6

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

dzennon When you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country pic.twitter.com/b661J9BujF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Jan 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

sehnaoui The new unwarranted searches travel-wear. pic.twitter.com/lHqPR2sw3m

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Jan 12th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

lNVENTlONS This is so Cool! pic.twitter.com/gsi39YgyVi

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Jan 12th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@CDU naja ob das hilft bezweifle ich ja ein bisschen. Eher mehr Personal bei der Polizei… :-)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CDU

Moppedblogger 34 Schlagzeilen, die 2015 komplett untergegangen sind fb.me/2v4rDON92

via Facebook (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Jan 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

peternoster Windows 10 versucht ein Smart Ass zu sein pic.twitter.com/XugAWS04BQ

via iOS (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Jan 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

idiot programmer seal of approval pic.twitter.com/MaFeDIkDko

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Jan 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @aguidetoliving: someone brought their fucking bunny to the Apple Store https://t.co/gklg147tgc

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @littlewisehen: Lest das Kleingedruckte!

via Twitter for iPhone

@twittlik doch doch, ich hab’s schon verstanden.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twittlik

achillean Wrote a tool to generate GIFs from the historical screenshots of an IP using the Shodan API :) pic.twitter.com/PcwBmFXpgv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Jan 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

BalCC0n @mp3tobi Save the date for , 09|10|11 September 2016, Novi Sad, Serbia

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Jan 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

LinaMadita Ask me, how I like working with MacOS. pic.twitter.com/mgQs4x1qdc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Jan 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@BalCC0n Is there a date available for the BalCCon 2016? :)

via Twitter Web Client

OMGtrolls So inspired right now pic.twitter.com/CusC6bMmVg

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:24 PM, Jan 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

froumeier Wer von euch war das? pic.twitter.com/KZITYmW2G0

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:23 PM, Jan 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SteveStfler Parenting pic.twitter.com/1xFYe3eEcd

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

matthew_d_green Brazilian voting machine used srand(time) at startup. Researchers were going to brute force, but why bother. pic.twitter.com/c6rnlZPuNI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit how samsung tests phones: butt robots pic.twitter.com/uOYqxkDLKe

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity Angler exploit kit checks for MalwareBytes and Kaspersky before trying to infect computer (via @TrendMicro) pic.twitter.com/fXHeSyUBCD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_mv Time to party!

8, 9 and 10 Finally Die Next Week bit.ly/1VHPnNZ

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Z4PP3D Awesome PS4 pic.twitter.com/3FiL4R7GGy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

readmorecomix Do as the picture says…. pic.twitter.com/G8BpU3G706

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Jan 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit good lord pic.twitter.com/vg3Rw6McXm

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@monstropolis bin erst 2000 mit Pentium III und Windows ME eingestiegen. :-) Damals sogar mit 2-Kanal ISDN. Luxus pur! @cblte

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monstropolis

SecurityHumor Encrypticons: The nonsense metacharacters that display when a computer lacks the correct character/emoji set.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

MetalHeadBible The anatomy of metal pic.twitter.com/e0gNmTDtZF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Kollege: “Was ist CCMP?!”
“Cisco Certified Monopoly Professional?”

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@cblte @Telekom_hilft gibt es vielleicht Kabel? Soll auch ganz schnell sein!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cblte

RT @Hardcoresofti: Guten Morgen. Soweit hat die Emanzipation uns schon gebracht. Unglaublich: http://t.co/51apktPCAV

via Twitter for iPhone

randal_olson The Fuck: a app that corrects your previous console command.

github.com/nvbn/thefuck pic.twitter.com/IXLa5GShim

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

philipp_kalweit Die Krisennummer von @frank_rieger ist die 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Jan 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

bbaskin The @Forbes website held content until I disabled Ad Blocker. I did so and was immediately given pop-under malware. pic.twitter.com/eDVRAA9ZSu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Oatmeal Let 2016 be the year of the JOMO. pic.twitter.com/iapWjU0u3G

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Dafuq? What’s wrong with this guys? https://t.co/kW7IdyNdGs

via Twitter for iPhone

SwiftOnSecurity I document batch scripts.
I’m like your dream coworker. pic.twitter.com/hlIdyQvBPJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

smoothkobra Best photo I’ve seen all night. pic.twitter.com/GUDM2G6zqo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

lsv The last sentence is a 3 for 1: It explains the statistical drop, is very funny, and is kind of frightening. pic.twitter.com/opcH48ABho

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Old school Coca-Cola ad. pic.twitter.com/12QuAuZ1nz

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Jan 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

OnionIoT Retweet this within the next 4hrs for your chance to win an Onion Omega! pic.twitter.com/ecci1bhaD2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

NICHTLUSTIG - die Serie! is popular on @kickstarter! kck.st/1Xj2rIH

via Twitter Web Client

c3daysleft I’m very pleased to remind you that will take place in only 359 days!

via c3daysleftbot (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Jan 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @thug_420_: Notification trolling

via Twitter for iPhone

smarty A strong use-case for @Tinder supporting animated GIFs in profiles pic.twitter.com/nxVpeMgkhp

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RT @luebbermann: interview-anfragen von 2013 in mails wiedergefunden. gleich mal antworten.

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seeedstudio You will never drink alone pic.twitter.com/FnhCEHZL2H

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holgi Ho… Ho… Holger pic.twitter.com/oHqYbsjqRP

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