The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

March 2016

ralphruthe Zeit für einen Klassiker. pic.twitter.com/IS8gpDJpGQ

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

leitmedium Neu in der Kategorie “Dinge, die in Dinge passen”: Kühlschränke in Telefonzellen. \o/ pic.twitter.com/9zyR4crO4y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Kachelmann ach der Erdogan ist doch nur ein komischer Diktator. Die muss man nicht so ernst nehmen.
@extra3 hat es auf den Punkt gebracht

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kachelmann

wann gibts neue Folgen vom Podcast lieber @holgi ? Ist schon alles leer gehört! 😀

via Twitter for iPhone

CrazyinRussia Russian Hogwarts. pic.twitter.com/sInNyEJb7E

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

andreasdotorg Here’s What Happens When an 18 Year Old (@ConnorKrukosky) Buys a Mainframe.

youtube.com/watch?v=45X4VP…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

codinghorror VoCore: barely larger than an ethernet port, 360mhz CPU, 32mb RAM, 16mb flash, USB2, Wifi vocore.io/store/index pic.twitter.com/ulXUHdu8y0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

OMGtrolls look for the girl with the broken smile pic.twitter.com/0WTtf584ex

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

iamdevloper “I’ll just use overflow: hidden for now” pic.twitter.com/moWk8RzZ6g

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Vorsicht bitte! 😂 pic.twitter.com/FYmppssdsS

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Der Sumo-Ringer aus der Brick Lane… 😂 pic.twitter.com/OgF7u86TTx

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@littlewisehen naja. Wir beide wissen das, aber die anderen reagieren trotzdem darauf. 😥

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to littlewisehen

Worthless_Bums Never gets old. pic.twitter.com/8kcLVt7ybq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gaskrank / Mißbrauch - rasen fürs Foto - Wie geil ist das denn? gaskrank.tv/tv/motorrad-fu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

schnabulinski Kollege hätte das Büro halt nicht verlassen dürfen. pic.twitter.com/F3ayUFSDh8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@5e8i sehr schöne Idee! Auf, dass er immer gut ankommt und keine Hilfe von euch braucht! 🙂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 5e8i

@ThePiHut maybe the @PayPalUK Servers are sooooo busy! 😁

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThePiHut

timpritlove @frank_rieger Chuck Norris!

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

kordhos Hihi. pic.twitter.com/NYJpmzdZ2T

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx Das Zimmer der Tochter gestrichen und mit Lieblingstieren verziert: Check! pic.twitter.com/Q4bxrh8NPG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:41 AM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

gardensimulator heres some git aliases to fully unite the dark magic and git experiences pic.twitter.com/ew8xPSAvS6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ich stimme nicht komplett zu. Aber im Grunde hat er Recht. Deshalb heißt es auch christlicher Glaube! twitter.com/sixtus/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone

ShippersUnbound Spectacularly amusing and insightful guide to the US election pic.twitter.com/WFj5ZKZucP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@sixtus Und trotzdem sind einige der 10 Gebote gesellschaftliche Werte geworden.
die-bibel.de/online-bibeln/… Vers 12 bis 17. Auch ohne Gott! 2/2

via Twitter Web Client in reply to sixtus

@sixtus Na gut, das AT und selbst das NT ist voll von Gewalt. Das wäre aber auch ohne Religion passiert. 1/2

via Twitter Web Client in reply to sixtus

@sixtus Was daraus heute geworden ist, ist leider eine andere Sache. 🙄 2/2

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sixtus

@sixtus das ist eine nette Trollerei. Allerdings geht das Krankenhaus System auch auf christliche Wurzeln zurück. Nächstenliebe und so. 😀1/2

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sixtus

Solheure66 Zu verschenken! pic.twitter.com/ee1O1Lo8Fb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

yanni4100 Wenn man ins BIOS muss pic.twitter.com/Y0ELsC1Nq0

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Negation2010 Même of the day. pic.twitter.com/APKJClDwgS

via Crowdfire App (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

lNVENTlONS Custom dinner table pic.twitter.com/Kl57AemX7W

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:04 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

comedyorjoke rt if u never saw a pealed lemon until now pic.twitter.com/z66DvSfEdp

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SciencePorn If physical illnesses were treated like mental illnesses. (Comic by @RobotHugsComic) pic.twitter.com/kJ6Ps8Xu6K

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

codinghorror Every discussion on the Internet ever mrlovenstein.com/comic/448 pic.twitter.com/AC1q1vbwvV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:52 AM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

abe_781 Amerikanische Wissenschaftler haben herausgefunden: pic.twitter.com/54XCGs5v9m

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Laziness level : 9000 pic.twitter.com/0crbKDXLUs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

iamdevloper Looking at my package.json file like pic.twitter.com/HxoV6mf7w8

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:54 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

OMGtrolls 😭 pic.twitter.com/15NK0MtAMr

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:13 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx MEHR SICHERHEIT!
In der NEUEN “Glückskind”-Folge. pic.twitter.com/XCbG5OzeAF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Mar 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Negation2010 Learn German:

Fahrscheinautomat

pic.twitter.com/YhDy0gMv29

via Twidere for Android #2 (retweeted on 7:59 AM, Mar 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

amyengineer RT @Dez_sayz: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is this???? 😱 pic.twitter.com/pmYzsY6zRz <<nuke it from orbit…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:58 AM, Mar 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

municode For later reference pic.twitter.com/jGGWTfIUTX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Mar 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

BRsport Der @FCAugsburg erschreckt den BVB. (via @giphy) pic.twitter.com/yAucFn96e5

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:46 PM, Mar 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Benioff Great cartoon in this morning’s @ajc urging @GovernorDeal to veto anti-gay bill. pic.twitter.com/aqfc4jpImd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Mar 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@KatiKuersch was gibt’s zum Essen?
Kartoffelsuppe schmeckt recht gut daraus. 😉

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KatiKuersch

@Weltregierung ist das echt ein Daimler oder doch ein BMW? 😀 Ich versteh was du meinst aber die Frage meine ich ernst.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Weltregierung

pabut @FozzTexx actually you’ll appreciate this … Spring cleaning… Or as I like to say Internet of the 80s … pic.twitter.com/zMU9o8563M

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

pabut @mp3tobi @FozzTexx I was thinking …. In the day we bought books … There was no “google it!” … Kids these days have it good!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@pabut @FozzTexx I was just thinking of the 90s because I say Book of ActiveX in IE.
No googling. Anyway very old books of ancient era. 😁

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pabut

kriegs_recht Ich mag den Späti am Schlesi. pic.twitter.com/blkg35nQ0o

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

myjohncoffee Ich verwechsle ja immer Richtgeschwindigkeit mit Lichtgeschwindigkeit…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

OMGtrolls “are you free tonight?”
Hold on just lemme check my schedule pic.twitter.com/CQOjZRvmHq

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Saltytrees Dieser (gelöschte) Tweet ist ein wichtiges Stück Zeitgeschichte.
@heuteshow @ZDF pic.twitter.com/3dU1zgfma9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@wirbelwebber das ist echt mal eine ungewöhnliche Aktion!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wirbelwebber

littlewisehen Meine Yacht! 😂 pic.twitter.com/GtqgX3Tcyh

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

sixtus Datenschutz, ausgewildert. pic.twitter.com/CwCXTZzI1N

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

StatsmanBruno Everyone thinks Lee Sedol won but did you look at the black pieces pattern??? pic.twitter.com/XXzjN5oSFf

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gaskrank Marie : - nicht die Schuhe oder das Motorrad :-) gaskrank.tv/tv/motorrad-fu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

OMGtrolls Rt if you are team Batman pic.twitter.com/IVB4uzHf6K

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:43 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

KenRoth So the EU is counting on Erdogan of all people to respect the refugees’ rights? pic.twitter.com/6ppxDpmuIg

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

History_Pics Elvis and Priscilla Presley with Lisa Marie, 1968 pic.twitter.com/lgxoXkuiSh

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:00 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

fefesbIog BinDiff ist jetzt kostenlos runterladbar. Das ist ein ehemals kommerzielles Produkt zum Reverse Engineering, d… bit.ly/1ZaZEUu

via twitterfeed (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

leitmedium Steht leider keine Quelle dazu, aber ist interessant: Frauenanteil am Informatikstudium in der DDR 1985 bei 35%. pic.twitter.com/ghHjIaG38i

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know 10MB Hard Drive - $3,495, July 1980. pic.twitter.com/31vRX2O3WS

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:05 AM, Mar 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheDailyShow Featured match up: Trump vs. Trump Supporters thirdmonthmania.com pic.twitter.com/fbRn8yeOl4

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 6:04 AM, Mar 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

FioraAeterna someone
made
an LLVM

pony pic.twitter.com/DKvYGa7f0Z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:03 AM, Mar 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

NBCChicagoFire Cheers to a fun-filled ! pic.twitter.com/YIf5mD0zfX

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 3:45 AM, Mar 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_Snape_ It finally makes sense. pic.twitter.com/dn3bhnt6MY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Mar 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

OMGtrolls So many good shows and memories 😩😢👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/OCxzaGyUXl

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Mar 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

blakehounshell The way Obama goes after these protesters is absolutely chilling amp.twimg.com/v/3bd204d4-b67…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

funkenstrahlen Bestes Foto zu vs. Lee Sedol. pic.twitter.com/4l2UXgqMvW

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:33 AM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity When your antivirus detects svchost pic.twitter.com/RpQKMQgaT6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Mar 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Regendelfin Polizist so: „Papiere!”

Ich so: „Schere!”

Er so: „Wohl bei favstar den Top tweet von 2006 auswendig gelernt, Sie Spaßvogel? Aussteigen!”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Mar 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

socreativepics The entrance to the car park of Estonian State Opera. pic.twitter.com/vQHtUDKYZe

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Mar 12th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@HerrOwley @joschasauer im Thunderbird wird es richtig angezeigt! 😬

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HerrOwley

AwardsDarwin Seems safe. pic.twitter.com/qyzfHKb9aS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Mar 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

TooRacist Our society’s flow chart pic.twitter.com/Cb2n6wW8kh

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:45 PM, Mar 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Cheatha Oh-oh! pic.twitter.com/8h1QznDU4s

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Mar 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

kuhmuh Traumjob! pic.twitter.com/o80vk8dRdI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Mar 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

xkcdComic Universal Install Script xkcd.com/1654/ m.xkcd.com/1654/ pic.twitter.com/mzqcdQVsJG

via xkcdComic (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Mar 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads IBM: Smart Ideas for Smarter Cities Useful Billboards. Which idea is best? pic.twitter.com/fczyQJ15r6

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Mar 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Croques_Empathy Leute hasst ihr micky maus auch so sehr wie ich? pic.twitter.com/CR4Nj3Ge1O

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:05 AM, Mar 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

climagic Gotta love it when a speaker hands out CLI cheatsheets. Thanks @rbowen pic.twitter.com/lZHci6jETq

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Der DGB redet wohlstandsverwahrlosten xenophoben ‘Asylkritikern’ ins Gewissen.

Via @patriarchator @Synelly: pic.twitter.com/CrcjuLVIif

via Echofon (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

t_grote A new messenger is being built:
• P2P, no servers needed
• end2end crypto w/PFS
• no metadata
• works w/o internet
dymaxion.org/essays/briarvi…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 AM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

WIRED That epic Jeep hack from last year? 3 out of 4 Americans don’t remember it at all bit.ly/1R4Kmu9 snpy.tv/1peGt0b

via SnappyTV.com (retweeted on 8:14 AM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

GazTheJourno The only reason you’d spy on someone who keeps you in line is to obtain blackmail material and neutralise them. pic.twitter.com/hH1vEJTHla

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Mar 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx Damit das nächsten Sonntag nicht wieder passiert.

RT = <3 Danke!

pic.twitter.com/gbSzmLpvAz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Mar 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Da lacht der Quantenphysiker… pic.twitter.com/8el6LB9iAa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Mar 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Heute mal @reichelt_el empfehlen Denn sie haben faire Preise und heute einen @Raspberry_Pi 👍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to reichelt_el

reichelt_el Was wir heute verlosen ist Ehrensache! Empfehlt und heute weiter und gewinnt reichelt-Fanbox + ‘nen Raspberry Pi 3: pic.twitter.com/ycPDbFhzhP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Mar 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

JGamblin Hardcoded admin code found in RSA 2016 NFC badge-scanning app. ow.ly/Z2Sth

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

bitcraftlab Why would O’Reilly want cute animals on their covers, if they could have THIS ? via @PulpLibrarian pic.twitter.com/8YzB9GEEPN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@DeadAuthorPod where is your new paid feed?

via Twitter Web Client

daskritzelt Twitterphänomene, Teil 4:
“Der sensible Kalenderspruch des Tages (inklusive Kotze im Hals)” pic.twitter.com/a5ujWO2iqy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Twitterphänomene, Teil 5:
“Der Freund” pic.twitter.com/Amr8vDw3nO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Das Werk dieser Taschenuhr ist 1,2 mm dick. pic.twitter.com/y9JthAv5Xw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

KatiKuersch Eine Viertelstunde monologisieren, bevor man merkt, dass man das Geburtstagskind zulabert. Happy @cristaldeglace <3 pic.twitter.com/Wzb3fHxa1B

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CDUverbot Mutter der Mann mit dem Koks ist da. pic.twitter.com/Hrzy8kDyCB

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_jayphelps I died. 😂 pic.twitter.com/APZqtkHnSt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

JGamblin My hotel towel and badge uses the same insecure NFC chip. So this towel is now my badge. Full blog tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/dkjvg90ZSH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

LindaRegber 1 minute of Internet:

4.1m @facebook likes
1.7m @instagram likes
1m @vine views
347k @twitter tweets pic.twitter.com/2fDWQQopNm

via Tweet Jukebox (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads A Facebook campaign in India where users are cautioned to wisely use the like button. pic.twitter.com/PVCeXwfWxW

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

laurenonizzle Canada has a place called “Dildo pond.” I love my country. That is all. bit.ly/1QokyNT

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:44 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)