The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

April 2016

Quiricia @ralphruthe frühmorgens im Leipziger Bahnhof ;-) pic.twitter.com/Dh8frRissD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

BahnAnsagen “Liebe Fahrgäste, dies ist keine Entführung! Wir bekommen nur gerade die Türen nicht auf…” (@JoeGras)

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

frankfeil Schon zwei Bauern sind jetzt an uns vorbeigefahren und waren ziemlich irritiert. pic.twitter.com/oTDN2DdEQn

via iOS (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Damn it Microsoft. pic.twitter.com/zc56EL1bka

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:01 AM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

stadtwildnis Und wer kontrolliert die Polizei?
Giraffen. Die Antwort war Giraffen. pic.twitter.com/BtRhwSfqnP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

hukl Recommended Read: »Being a Developer after 40« medium.freecodecamp.com/being-a-develo…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ChristophAzone Wenn man bald Strafzinsen für Sparguthaben zahlen muss, kriegt man dann was von der Bank für einen ausgeschöpften Dispo?
(via @Herzenssonne)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sportkultur Die wohl schönste Bierwerbung. Ever. (via @jungvonmatt) pic.twitter.com/8tdwTNWt4a

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hardcoresofti ⚠ Erziehungs-Protipp:

Ihr Kind will Zuhause nicht aufräumen?
Verklagen Sie es doch!

Bitte.
Gerne. 😋 pic.twitter.com/WPmMYb2h2v

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:59 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Sein langer Arm reicht bis weit nach Europa… pic.twitter.com/2NZutzip12

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

scy Frankfurt ist allgemein recht teuer, aber unorthodoxe Kampfsportkurse gibt’s anscheinend recht günstig. pic.twitter.com/n4WQnp1txG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

bressain IT Dad Jokin’ pic.twitter.com/HDECryacZ9

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

nowthisnews This clever organization uses “man boobs” to raise breast cancer awareness while avoiding censorship
amp.twimg.com/v/76bb1330-73f…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Wenn Götter mit den Menschen hadern… pic.twitter.com/weujtmyJXv

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

machmirdiewelt “Boa, endlich mal im Bikini zur Arbeit. I❤ Schweinekeule auffe nackte Schulter!”
Alle Fleischverkäuferinnen. Immer. pic.twitter.com/6h9EmBZkKe

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Heute ist “Tag des Baumes”! pic.twitter.com/eThwRtthmc

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

UnrevealedTips Peel an apple easily pic.twitter.com/exdVi2K9ot

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Not really a good idea to give a chimpanzee an AK47. pic.twitter.com/iZjA42KEnX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@l33tname was schaust oder hörst du denn da an?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to l33tname

prepaidhosterDE Wenn unsere Programmierer und Techniker Sport machen… :D pic.twitter.com/UwwllzJtg9

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

welt Diese Fettnäpfchen solltet ihr in Japan vermeiden to.welt.de/19T91QC pic.twitter.com/cmOiWWtoHb

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 10:22 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

roqchams This is cute as heck pic.twitter.com/Bkm0SirkfJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

1LIVE “JEIN” in Gifs - was für ein @fettesbrot von @puls_br: br.de/puls/musik/akt… pic.twitter.com/nUKeCKnbBR

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

PersianRose1 Can’t unsee! pic.twitter.com/hkthH6vsuv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

PersianRose1 Vermin Supreme for the leader of the mullah regime!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Su… pic.twitter.com/WgHdLKv4E8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

PersianRose1 Found on the circuit board of a guitar pedal pic.twitter.com/pi3MYDZaUU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Jeblary2016 That moment when you realize that nothing changed except for Military Industrial complex becoming even richer. pic.twitter.com/RsIsY3Rykp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZDF Pünktlich zur Halbzeitpause der des Tages. 😉 Wie kalorienhaltig ist das kühle Blonde 🍻? pic.twitter.com/p6AH1UlZ2U

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:29 AM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

shengfui Liebe @SPIEGELONLINE s, für das Ding feiere ich Euch gerade. pic.twitter.com/FOxCjsKblQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Apr 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

stallmeister @luebbermann “Lieferung ist unterwegs, braucht aber ein bisschen. So neun Monate.”

via Twitter for Windows Phone (retweeted on 11:26 AM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann tja dann kann man dem Kunden auch nicht mehr helfen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

Way_Things_Work Entertaining police chases in Canada. pic.twitter.com/1mNogHiPJ7

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

limi @gavmacn @stevegury @mrdissent @marius This is why emoji were invented. pic.twitter.com/B6mbjptAl5

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

gavmacn @stevegury @mrdissent @marius Mine is called Pretty Fly For a Wifi. pic.twitter.com/yduqLxTvvn

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

marius ok guys do i need an ad-blocker for my wifi list now pic.twitter.com/d0kGXSkFF4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

stevegury @marius I renamed my phone “Turn Wi-Fi Off” to confuse people. pic.twitter.com/D1BPueXbjI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

TwittEcki Erst mal ein Marmeladen-Brötchen und Tee 😆 pic.twitter.com/ei9sq41eeF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:51 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Narkoseonkel Ich hab heute meinen berufspolitischen Tag 😏 pic.twitter.com/YXfgcNxGWd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sportkultur “Wenn Hypochonder die 112 wählen.” pic.twitter.com/9J5J6MGh8I

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Guten Morgen! pic.twitter.com/TqN2QKqYdB

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Apr 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

VolvicDE Hast Du ein Ziel vor Augen? Go get it! pic.twitter.com/WQokFXB71e

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 8:52 PM, Apr 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Blogrebellen 4 gute Gründe, mit dem Fahrrad in der Mitte des Fahrstreifens zu fahren rbll.de/1Sq11Mw pic.twitter.com/cpqICNII0w

via IFTTT (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Apr 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

GoodDuckPanels Termin im Apple Store. Genius schaut sich die Batterienutzung an.

“Twitter-User?”
“Ja.”
“Extrem?!”
“Ähm…” 😳 pic.twitter.com/h7ZEGvxnYS

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Apr 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity Windows: Terrible decisions made in the 90s
BSD: Terrible decisions made in the 70s
Linux: Just terrible

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Apr 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

7_gscheid ++EIL++
Rosi hat nicht mehr 32-16-8 pic.twitter.com/YhMGBCby51

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Apr 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Mir scheint, abrahamitische Religionen haben alle grundsätzlich Angst vor Lust und Liebe… 😱 pic.twitter.com/I8UjevHHrU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Apr 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads BMW - That’s why we don’t have front wheel drives pic.twitter.com/ScpjX0uAEB

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Apr 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Quasselette Räume altes Handy auf. Hab ich völlig verdrängt XD pic.twitter.com/6G5xtI9r3E

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Apr 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

lillillillinda Den hat Kai Knüttel gepostet … pic.twitter.com/nyvc75EUDv

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:33 AM, Apr 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Baby card: It’s a boy! pic.twitter.com/CJOyeO78vG

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Apr 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DosOz42 „Sie brauchen keine technische Hilfe, Sie müssen Ihren Anwalt anrufen.” 😂
Mit einem Klick die Firma zerstört faz.net/-gqe-8fxf2#GEP…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Apr 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

aydin_azad Ohne Worte. pic.twitter.com/ACBR28Bq0J

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:17 PM, Apr 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

dlitchfield Let’s hope Microsoft AI never ends up on a drone pic.twitter.com/GUHB63UJhI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Apr 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DrWaumiau Sicherheitskontrollen im AKW Philippsburg waren vorgetäuscht. Der Verantwortliche hatte einen Clown gefrühstückt. pic.twitter.com/2tUhbnu240

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Apr 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Wer will helfen…? pic.twitter.com/As8kSQLxwE

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Apr 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@herr_geheimrat scheinbar ist der einfach zu beliebt. Gut er hat’s etwas übertrieben und gute Piekser hinterlassen. Aber WHO cares?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to herr_geheimrat

DesignUXUI Acceptable response times:

• Mail: 1 Month
• Email: 1 day
• Text: 1hr
• Slack: 1min “WHERE IS DAVID YOU GUYS HAS ANYONE SEEN DAVID?!!”

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Apr 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheRocketBeans Unser Tech Support kümmert sich um @Bimon’s Laptop. pic.twitter.com/WeL3usDBnO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Apr 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

aktuelle_stunde @DHallervorden hat sein eigenes -Lied veröffentlicht. Warum? Das hat er uns gerade erklärt…
amp.twimg.com/v/47174d41-8c1…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Apr 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

tagesschau “Erdogan, zeig’ mich an”. Mit dem Lied greift Kabarettist Dieter Hallervorden den türkischen Staatspräsidenten an. pic.twitter.com/apIPsYfTkt

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Apr 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

netnrd : Mein Buchprojekt über Entern und Kentern der Piratenpartei, und wie es nun weitergehen kann: politik-aus-notwehr.de

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Apr 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

froschdomse Übrigens hat die das Mindesthaltbarkeitsdatum überschritten!

Die kann jetzt weg! pic.twitter.com/Gccrs5Bfyq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@derherrgott so schlecht fand ich Glasperlenspiel auch nicht. Aber auch nicht besonders toll. 😁

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to derherrgott

Brilliant_Ads Jobsintown.de - Life’s too short for the wrong job pic.twitter.com/VUXdks75ch

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Apr 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ValaAfshar Retweet this second pic.twitter.com/tK79JHsTro

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ValaAfshar Retweet this first pic.twitter.com/xPwJmPRpNP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Dr_Dicht Da sitzen @Regendelfin und @urmels in einem Abteil und merken das nicht. Sachen gibt’s! pic.twitter.com/QtgNZ1kzCo

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Buster Keaton was a genius if not a bit crazy. pic.twitter.com/JECCUPNAuM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Apr 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market ECUADOR SAYS GLOBAL OIL PRODUCERS WON’T DISCUSS CUTS AT DOHA pic.twitter.com/IOO9BJdiTp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CDUverbot so fertig
pic.twitter.com/oo1KX5vg9a

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Apr 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

LibertyBelleJ Respect and tolerance. pic.twitter.com/r4yZXb6AOx

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Apr 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

upandoutcomic Here’s a lil comic about lemmings inspired by @joschasauer’s comic Nichtlustig pic.twitter.com/KsCRfRPuJq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Apr 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

WasmitFabian Zum hier ein super-praktisches Selbstdiagnosetool! Trigger-Warnung: nichts für Hypochonder pic.twitter.com/Kr8bo2S9a3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Apr 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity I’m currently in a change process to hard-disable Word macros across the entire company. Users WILL run them, see: pic.twitter.com/Q2I0lAexIP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Apr 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Ortoimplant dental clinic. pic.twitter.com/pbScOGQiBt

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Apr 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

trailhead Astro is missing! We need your help, trailblazers: bddy.me/1SuINXs pic.twitter.com/IxQkpgbYNn

via Radian6 -Social Media Management (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Apr 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

EinsLive1 Wenn die heute sinken würde 🚢 pic.twitter.com/6oVz46S2R2

via iOS (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Apr 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

stuartmwrites I believe Slash and Axl actually came to blows over this first draft. pic.twitter.com/Jr1MfV8A2l

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Apr 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

tomdale The seven stages of JavaScript fatigue. pic.twitter.com/pBfiK6lSDU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Apr 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

blowdart God damnit pic.twitter.com/OsTWwNNGVN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Apr 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

krautreporter Welche Ausländergruppen am größten sind. Spannende Karte, die @DominikWurnig ausgegraben hat buff.ly/1Y3NRWY pic.twitter.com/zY1PZazCMr

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Apr 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@kinolux @janboehm schauen wir mal. Vielleicht ist es morgen ja wieder da. 😁

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kinolux

SwiftOnSecurity “I run Arch” pic.twitter.com/q9kFHfpmDs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Apr 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@derLoqui @holgi leider 😕 Aber hab es gestern noch live gesehen. Sehr schön.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to derLoqui