The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

July 2016

CrazyinRussia In Russia your Lada comes with built in wifi. pic.twitter.com/3dkyZjIEu9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ABottinger Wieso falsch? 😝
Darauf wäre ich nicht gekommen, hätte aber diesem Kind 100 Punkte gegeben. 😂😂😂 👍 @ZDF pic.twitter.com/J66r6t0r5B

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin What could go wrong? pic.twitter.com/qGdIE67XZe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

MilAirComms Here’s the true different between mainframe computing & pic.twitter.com/u4n6wWCE1C

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

LaStarGotNext Former CIA officer’s secret life taught her one lesson: Listen to your enemy. (1/2) pic.twitter.com/VtBUDyJ1RF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip Documentation just before vacation
commitstrip.com/2016/07/27/doc… pic.twitter.com/CldozCVyLx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CatPornx high five! vine.co/v/euKpjFli600

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:29 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheUrbanSlangs light it Like a pro pic.twitter.com/3GMvrVnaPZ

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerMoralist Zur Eingewöhnung an kommende Elterngenerationen. pic.twitter.com/muK4TN9YGc

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Whoever did this we salute you. pic.twitter.com/0xRc2xIWuJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

nsfw_ultras So eine neue Sendung wäre ja auch mal wieder nett.

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tuffiglig @nsfw_ultras Ich hätte da auch schon ein passendes Lied für:
youtu.be/M8-vje-bq9c @me_nsfw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know pic.twitter.com/3a9m7Egjnw

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Die Killerspieldebatte dehnt sich aus. pic.twitter.com/24r13gtsp2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

GoldenerAluhut Guten Morgen! :) pic.twitter.com/M3DULkpyyV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Schmiddl_HH Ich liebe <3 Oder wo kann man sonst mit dem Boot zu ? pic.twitter.com/cuiH7XUJtB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ianmcque Here’s an oldie - The Bridge pic.twitter.com/anMgGH0M8S

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

duduhier Richtig. Es geht nämlich nicht um Religion, sondern um Machterhalt & Hierarchie. pic.twitter.com/rVubNq9I3K

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

jottes Ente hat Spass am Fische füttern.
pic.twitter.com/zXm7m1IHhL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Whistle while you work pic.twitter.com/GpMcreKksm

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:25 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia The Flintstones are alive and well in Russia. pic.twitter.com/jRAPaqQsTL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:24 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

kevinmitnick Classic! pic.twitter.com/jcECj3wv9q

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Jul 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

jamesjammcmahon A handy reminder of what ‘free speech’ actually means pic.twitter.com/0J2wwdVvFl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:56 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian road maintenance workers prank. pic.twitter.com/Y5tfhysuGW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Good guy Russian van driver. pic.twitter.com/cZgKoS2xnO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

fbz my nerd stamp game is on fleek pic.twitter.com/rnjJzuO26L

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Good work lads. pic.twitter.com/pKGkL4rPQg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

fbz if you grab PoC||GTFO 09 alchemistowl.org/pocorgtfo/poco… , use your command line to
$mplayer pocorgtfo09.pdf
to hear me sing and play piano.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Jul 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

suemmermann Warum das @ZDF bei Twitter so erfolgreich ist, erklärt in einem Tweet. twitter.com/ZDF/status/754… via @mediengerecht pic.twitter.com/R9sBfwnwCj

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Jul 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Supperdude9 So this is a thing.
Awesome. pic.twitter.com/Rm78ubhtUw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Jul 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

mobxmentality Der Hate gegen Pokemon Go in 2 Sätzen zusammen gefasst pic.twitter.com/Pmyc5uIYvF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Jul 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia In glorious Russia the forest kills you. pic.twitter.com/BOULPpOOPi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin How does that even happen? pic.twitter.com/7hcfgb2ntT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Endlich interessiert sich die Jugend wieder für die Politik… 😂 pic.twitter.com/54jDpP9fOC

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Überall nur Pokémon Go…

Besser ein Beer Stay! 🍻 pic.twitter.com/6ttJFbNBM3

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@frankfeil @coffee_circle Buna Dima hätte ich genommen. Sieht klassisch aus. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankfeil

OMGtrolls “Bees v Wasps.” pic.twitter.com/4IWK8LPxQ7

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:31 AM, Jul 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

joshlicioso play like a girl pic.twitter.com/YJ6wzw9Sih

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Jul 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

NeinQuarterly Meanwhile in New York. pic.twitter.com/dvPdzR6rWt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

History_Pics American Sergeant George A. Kaufman, replaces an ‘Adolf Hitler St.’ sign, Germany, 1945. pic.twitter.com/jdPfnnhAaE

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CutPics RIP Leonard. pic.twitter.com/c18vSGjKtf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia They call it the Russian same car dance. pic.twitter.com/W7ixY9Rylf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Jul 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen So ist es richtig.

Mögen die Strafen empfindlich sein… pic.twitter.com/fF8L8bA1wM

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Jul 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Per_Anhalter ja super Schüler. Werwolf ist einfach genial….

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Per_Anhalter

CrazyinRussia Russian family photo. pic.twitter.com/TzsH7i9u9g

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

thegrugq The Australian hacker scene doing their part to dispel the image of hackers in hoodies… cheers guys@unrestconopic.twitter.com/3xqNsUeysCsC

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Jul 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

History_Pics A shell shocked reindeer looks on as World War II planes drop bombs on Russia in 1941. pic.twitter.com/y9uFccXXxP

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Jul 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

HistoryInPics A troupe of elephants and a zebra walk down 33rd Street in Manhattan, 1968. pic.twitter.com/rJ0PrBp8Ww

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:28 AM, Jul 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rom_antica Freue mich schon
auf heute Abend!!!
pic.twitter.com/RqLPJTlvoR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:28 AM, Jul 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

donnerkugel Wenn das nicht mal ein Zeichen ist ⚽️🇩🇪 pic.twitter.com/rcvCFdl4mj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Jul 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Da sind Henri der Hahn und ich einer Meinung: Deutschland wird gewinnen! cards.twitter.com/cards/v79y3/1w…

via Twitter for iPhone

ZDF Wach bleiben, denn Inspector Luther ist endlich wieder im Dienst!👏👮 Darum gibt’s später zwei neue Folgen! pic.twitter.com/i0e9p9bDsl

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Jul 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

damnkatniss the german ‘harry potter’ covers look like harry has a selfie stick pic.twitter.com/LQjsW4KyLa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

HistoryInPics Alone on a crowded beach, Santa Monica, California, 1950. Photograph by Ralph Crane. pic.twitter.com/6BKtT3MCsy

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)