The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

October 2016

Axikor2 I love this way more than I probably should. pic.twitter.com/Jv1UlLl6lQ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

chrisjudge These must be the best costumes of Halloween 2016 by my sisters friends in Wicklow @Munchious @Glinner pic.twitter.com/XeS2o5uJmF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 AM, Oct 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

inselblog Ah, so geht das mit der Zeitumstellung! via @innocent pic.twitter.com/TJQLQjcVtH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Oct 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian cat is sick of your shit. pic.twitter.com/7poFqNaTwz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ha_heller Gabriel soll nächste Woche Kanzler werden? Schlechter Witz.
Alfred Tetzlaff hatte schon vor 40 Jahren mehr Durchbl..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…me

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

thechrisleroux Guess I have a limited amount of time to watch this a million more times. vine.co/v/hUvHKYrdb1d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Oct 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

climagic .@Apple, stop trying to remove things YOU think are “ancient”. The Esc key is still used by many applications. Change in config is not good.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Oct 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Fascinatingpics Some Russian photographer captures the cutest squirrel photo session ever pic.twitter.com/RI9kVybEco

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Oct 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

CaptainLala_ Merke: Eichhörnchen heißt auf Englisch nicht Oak Croissant.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Oct 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

danagould Jesus, this kills me.. pic.twitter.com/VmJRPMfrev

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Oct 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

FactsOfSchool This should hang on every uni room wall! 😂 pic.twitter.com/3hT5JfO0OR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Oct 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Honey (from a training facility): “I am so bored.”
“Didn’t you say the computers run Ubuntu?”
Honey: “Yea.”
“Let me get you my BOFH manual.”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Oct 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

yesdogman Ha, I need to see this film. “Unsuspecting tourists awaken a mysterious evil in the Dutch countryside after their t..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…LE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Oct 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

thegrugq When you inform management that there’s no way that app can go live with those vulnerabilities…
“I accept the riskpic.twitter.com/aXOi6LADIiIi

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Oct 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw Trick or Treat: Rosenkohl in Schokolade kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/trick-or… pic.twitter.com/TgRdpBn3XK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

MalwareTechBlog The average Mirai botnet operator since the code was leaked pic.twitter.com/Utg0nX0TDr

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

FemaleTexts When I use the “😬” emoji.. That’s not smiling it’s this…. pic.twitter.com/1Bhj1FeHca

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

manomama Alleinerziehende sind KEIN Fickfreiwild! facebook.com/trinkwalder/po…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

nypost This man bathed in 600 pounds of Nutella nyp.st/2e7kwdO pic.twitter.com/2dLioXJ2P9

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Diese Parodie entstand vor 11 Jahren fürs MAD Magazin.
Viele kennen sie.
Wenige wissen, dass sie von mir ist. :) pic.twitter.com/tueFcvalkl

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

toXel_dev Dem ist nichts hinzuzufügen pic.twitter.com/vJCBbsdiV5

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 9:32 PM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

JaneEspenson I did it! I did it! I built a Pringles ringle! No glue, just physics. pic.twitter.com/E357BlXOy0

via Echofon (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Not a good idea to stand between rioters and the police. pic.twitter.com/mOwXSkag1D

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russians have the coolest way to deal with a leaking high pressure tank. pic.twitter.com/KK84PelHaK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:01 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

kokonoe0825 “What is a DDoS?”
Just check this out pic.twitter.com/y0tmB8qZ1T

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Oct 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market The best reaction to the Russian meteor pic.twitter.com/2TgEU5p4CS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:46 PM, Oct 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

beetlebum Erfahrungsbericht Teil 1 vom pic.twitter.com/zM2Km8ps7v

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Oct 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Natalia_Mantini I’ll absolutely never stop watching this ever. vine.co/v/iY25a7wlXPX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Oct 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Japanese pastry creative packaging pic.twitter.com/upouEY4xm1

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Oct 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

sechsdreinuller Deutschrap-Battles (Symbolbild): pic.twitter.com/L7dwwERKh8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Oct 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Die Wahrheit über Katzen… 😱 pic.twitter.com/AOk4WTin9g

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:45 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

RitaKasino “Welchen Passwort-Manager verwendest du?”

“Den Button “Zugangsdaten vergessen?”“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

UdellGames Use whatever brace style you prefer.

But not this.

Don’t do this.

Seek help instead of this. pic.twitter.com/1EYb7BLHkb

via ShareX (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Turns out uncle Ivan wasn’t dead, he was just drunk. No need for the casket anymore. pic.twitter.com/jEGn6VEQZh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Konzertharfe das sieht eher aus wie eine Drehleiter!!! 🙊

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Konzertharfe

wuthering_alice MEANWHILE: at the Ecuadorian embassy…
“Sure you don’t want to leave, Julian? What with the internet gone and ever..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…ji

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Oct 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZacCrueger …so my uncle got a drone now he’s fucking with people😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/xFwnLDUYoa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Oct 18th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Timotion Ach, DAFÜR sind die Dinger!? pic.twitter.com/AHDRBnSLPj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Oct 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SchlimmeHelena “Wie heißt deine Mama?”

“Mama”

“Und wie nennen sie ihre Freunde?”

“Sie hat keine Freunde.”

Mein Sohn.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Oct 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

christianmutter Woran du merkst, dass du einen echt alten Film schaust…

Bourne Verschwörung, 2004 (!) pic.twitter.com/p4p0CDmlWs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Oct 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Deutschland im Herbst 2016… pic.twitter.com/fAEwg9pqJV

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Oct 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Der wehrhafte Parkscheinautomat…

pic.twitter.com/b4iJL6gmYN

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Oct 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

emitelsap Je veux faire ça bordel pic.twitter.com/Xi22UTB3f1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Oct 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Alf_Moeller Fick du dich auch, Broccoli pic.twitter.com/zay6s4hKCC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Oct 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SimoneGiertz Here’s a photo of me bathtubing in the backseat of a car because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS] bit.ly/2dJSSbV pic.twitter.com/5bpxrvi66G

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:13 AM, Oct 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Paxter_Redwyne Guten Morgen Welt.
Good Morning World. pic.twitter.com/HqoEQmZdk7

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:53 AM, Oct 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Einfach mal fahren, gibt ja auch n Rückwärtsgang. 🙈🙊🙉 twitter.com/tagesspiegel/s…

via Twitter for iPhone

CerealVelocity How to sell a smartphone:

2015
• 4GB RAM
• QHD display

2016
• 3.5mm headphone jack
• Doesn’t explode

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Oct 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

peterglaser • Ufo mit Steuermann pic.twitter.com/5isqM2tq8p

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Oct 12th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

smarty Alright, alright … this one made me LOpic.twitter.com/RVHKeZEA5f5f

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Oct 12th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Nerds. Im Wald. Am Werk. pic.twitter.com/kT4bHBQBLR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Oct 12th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

lumeld Ich finde die Warnhinweise auf dem Bier übertrieben! pic.twitter.com/NP0uZRwVwV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:04 AM, Oct 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Metallica It’s really, REALLY happening! Hardwired…To Self-Destruct available everywhere on November 18…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…4J

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Oct 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

mrsgreeeen Gucke ich zwar nicht,aber trotzdem…

WAS. pic.twitter.com/Qjao1rCv2W

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Oct 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

JaneyGodley Share if you agree pic.twitter.com/KpFZCJTWh7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Oct 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Testen Sie schnell und einfach die Geschwindigkeit Ihres Internetzugangs!
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via Twitter Web Client

littlewisehen Alle schmecken nach Hühnchen… 😂 pic.twitter.com/hatuZKJBMO

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Oct 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

frank_rieger Gut informierte Kreise wissen, daß Fefes Blog von dunklen Mächten gecybert wird, er redet sich mit Patches raus blog.fefe.de/?ts=a90d2037

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Oct 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

theawkwardyeti the real deal pic.twitter.com/7eTfTO5mf5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Oct 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CutPics that’s why people drop out of school pic.twitter.com/CWW9201d5i

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Oct 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

peterglaser • Zuwandererhumor pic.twitter.com/zsl2Dyf7Px

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:53 PM, Oct 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

RyanLaBouve I don’t know who did this graphic… but it’s fantastic for introducing programmers to functional programming conce..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…F6

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Oct 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

havocp Handy book if you hate your children pic.twitter.com/uc0Y6SNbRm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Oct 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Dennyo218 REWE ist Qualität 😂 @REWE_Supermarkt
/ Die Mail kommt wieder zurück, woran das wohl liegen mag? 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uyagvE5frK

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Oct 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Ich glaube, den wähle ich…

pic.twitter.com/mvfSqoo8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Oct 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Lndcalling Party like a Russian pic.twitter.com/xnPWttN6xL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Oct 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)