The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

December 2016

_BenWright_ Canadian mathematicians have worked out the shortest route to visit every pub in the UK.The ultimate pub crawl. pic.twitter.com/INtfnVrjls

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_Rahra_ And a happy new year! pic.twitter.com/EG2HX9V3Yp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

omenanto Jetzt folge ich ihm schon 45 min und komme nicht in sein WLAN pic.twitter.com/ZC6aHHSGAm

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Kropunder Berliner isst Pfannkuchen. pic.twitter.com/Md8u3zYR41

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

seekuhkoenigin Auch schön. pic.twitter.com/EBmgXjGGnB

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Trollkopp Offener VNC Windows XP
Tragt euch ins Gästebuch
151.217.25.166:5900

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

dreimalalles take it easy
#2017
aus “Hotel Shangri-La” von @jamesturek1 pic.twitter.com/gVrHRwiXYQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:24 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

in_so_fern Kurz in der Bahn eingenickt, aufgewacht und jetzt weiß ich auch nicht so recht. pic.twitter.com/1qNoG64cXP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Human nature summed up in one picture. pic.twitter.com/wSJGbLVfUR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:56 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Linuzifer Taxifahrer stellt fest: “Die erlauben sich zu viel. Mit dieser ganzen Informatik. Und dann noch diese Internetgeschichte.”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Fotografiona Last day of - in my favorite @heartofcode fashion of course <3 pic.twitter.com/3V0BxNcrqb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

GoodDuckPanels Bei Carl Barks habe ich den idealen Einstiegszeitpunkt verpasst, daher konzentriere ich mich nun auf vielverspreche..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

swr3 Hoffentlich nicht… pic.twitter.com/0bv7EskWG2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

cr_ultras Dass in den heutigen Chaosradio Nerd News eine enthalten war, ist eine bösartige Unterstellung.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ki_HH Bitte werfen Sie eine Münze ein! pic.twitter.com/G5biJLHrs6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

arduino An old-school two-way pager with Arduino! 📟 bit.ly/2iKcZI8 pic.twitter.com/o0lhskEGaF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:54 AM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

“Schneekugel! Schneekugel!”

via Twitter for iPhone

Fotografiona THIS, PEOPLE, IS THE INTERNET! 🙏 pic.twitter.com/9l57cmOz6l

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Dec 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rince123 Leute: Auf dem den Rechner anderer Leute plattmachen,bloss weil sie gerade away sind ist _nicht_ be excellent to each other!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:40 PM, Dec 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SteveOgdenArt #108. Hoops. pic.twitter.com/1U5u0ejYRt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:13 PM, Dec 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ubahnverleih @andreasdotorg wo gibt’s denn den? Bin selber Feuerwehrmann. 🙊😊

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ubahnverleih

martinhaase Oh, heute ist Mittwoch, danke für den Hinweis. Auf dem c3 vergesse ich immer die Wochentage. twitter.com/fluxusx/status…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Dec 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

7adietri Awesome @c3noc is awesome: Food Hacking Base got this serious-looking AP! pic.twitter.com/D5V6ht9FlC

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Dec 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

peterglaser • Erlebte Physik, heute: die statische Aufladung pic.twitter.com/wyHpz1LOAO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Dec 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

I survived the T-Shirt queue after one hour. 👍

via Twitter for iPhone

sondala F.U.C.K - Frauen und Computerkram - große Liebe für @heartofcode (und natürlich @rinhia) pic.twitter.com/KUEGsIMb9P

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 4:00 PM, Dec 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mal schauen wie man in Saal 1 auf den @infobeamer vom kommt. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone

erdgeist Der @Nexus511 ist der neue Cyber-Star in der Hamburger Lokalpostille pic.twitter.com/cyCQCUlhEa

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Dec 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

jselzer - der Congress, auf dem es Voucher geben wird, um Engel sein zu dürfen ;)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Dec 28th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

emteg Google so zum pic.twitter.com/KumNd1r5hz

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ScottyTM It seems @Nickf4rr is not the first one to wear hoodie and tie pic.twitter.com/ZUU3AFlXaH

via Gravity Forever (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian special effects.
(Via youtu.be/m8kKo7mWmBs) pic.twitter.com/qqPToduTPH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:35 AM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ulster_Crusader THE ENDGAME - Full white genocide. This really is a video you need to watch if you are white…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U5

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:34 AM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Koksalakn - I love BABY elephant ,, pic.twitter.com/7rhDhK040L

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:49 AM, Dec 27th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads internetsegura.br: On internet some things are not what they seem to be. Know how to surf safe. pic.twitter.com/sP8myrTRst

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

twittlik Frage: ist eigtl. schon mal wer auf dem Congress tatsächlich irgendwie im lokalen Netz gehackt wordden? Ich kenn im..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…l4

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian cigarette Lighter. pic.twitter.com/qGF0Fjjl9p

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DarrenSoza Traurig,dass man das jeden Tag zeigen könnte/müsste…wie auch die Rettungsgasse u das Auffahren auf die Autobahn. twitter.com/ADAC/status/81…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Darth_Lehrer Beeindruckend! (Bis zum Ende schauen!) twitter.com/FailsWork/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

yegor256 “Elegant Objects” strongly argues against NULL references in OOP, buy on Amazon amazon.de/Elegant-Object… pic.twitter.com/K0ulV9IhpL

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Dec 26th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

alech Mein Schild hat es weit gebracht (aber irgendwas mit dem Font kaputt?)! Falls jemand die Vorlage braucht:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Al

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Dec 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

nerbelo Feier Weihnachten, hamse gesagt.
Friss’ dich voll, hamse gesagt.

Das man nicht in Jogginghose auflaufen darf, sagen sie dir aber nicht!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:24 PM, Dec 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwkwardComedy Me trying to fix myself after a mental breakdown pic.twitter.com/rfFeerCCyK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Dec 25th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

spass_fun V E R B O T E N E W E R B U N G

Solche Werbung ist in Deutschland strengstens verboten ! pic.twitter.com/3mVvaKSFzP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Dec 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerBulo Falls euch zum Weihnen ist, lacht! … Fröhliche Weihnlachten! pic.twitter.com/Z4gYk4cgQo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Dec 24th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

wrf42 The internet uplink at @c3noc pic.twitter.com/pNEesHOm04

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Dec 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Habt ihr manchmal auch Probleme mit der Standard Podcast App und @me_freakshow beim Abspielen. Bleibt plötzlich stehen und geht nicht weiter

via Twitter for iPhone

nblr LibreSSL does not support SSL.
think about it! pic.twitter.com/M8RO96KPyO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:40 AM, Dec 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

kreon_nrw Ist es gerecht, dass automatisch zu & Grausamkeiten führen?
Sei smart. Sorge vor. Der..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Dec 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

textautomat Ich lasse das mal hier so stehen. pic.twitter.com/PvHMejko7g

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Dec 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@phantomthk hat der Mopedfahrer keine Garage? 😟
Aber echt nett. 😎

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to phantomthk

klinkhart Die Ärzte hatten recht….

“Hass, Angst, Titten und der Wetterbericht!”

(via Luther Blissett/Facebook) pic.twitter.com/d3W9ig7NNy

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Dec 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

spass_fun I M M E R H A B E N D I E K A T Z E N S C H U L D ! pic.twitter.com/2Sz8nsmz5T

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Dec 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

arialdomartini IT roles explained with a broken light bulb pic.twitter.com/10rZKIPqM0

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Dec 19th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SignsFun Best buffet sign I’ve seen. pic.twitter.com/JJ438ERvI9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Dec 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

paigebrittany This idiot was trying to make a racist announcement and this guy kept yelling 🗣NOOOOO in his face lmao pic.twitter.com/dvSGCLIPJ6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Dec 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian wedding. pic.twitter.com/ypBIgaB8QV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Dec 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity Watching attackers trying to infect endpoint using vulnerabilities you already patched pic.twitter.com/IP9rvTZ6Xc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Irish cops anti drink driving ad. pic.twitter.com/bnj72D82mw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:56 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Today’s youth think they invented extreme sports. pic.twitter.com/zX9mu3gxfx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Curi0us Ich liebe Excel übrigens.

Lasst mich.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

HerrVanBohm Adorno hat das alles sehr gut zusammengefasst: pic.twitter.com/MMYKqqIW0p

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:02 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Undercover_mole They don’t even have a plan. They are still fighting themselves and working out how to wreck the economy while keep..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gi

via Twitter for Windows (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sieh dir das Projekt christmas wishes - Gib Obdachlosen eine Stimme. von Franz Böhm auf @kickstarter an kck.st/2gfWCkO

via Twitter Web Client

x0rz The Mother of All Skimmers 😲 pic.twitter.com/M894LRSb8f

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

ennolenze “Homoehen sind unnatürlich, wieso gibts die?!” - sagt er in der Metallröhre, die in 10km Höhe von flüssigen Dinos auf 850km/h gebracht wird

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:22 AM, Dec 15th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@mikko @palakkadpattr you really don’t know eminem, Snoop Dog? 😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mikko

igwigg geschlechtsumwandlung mal anders. pic.twitter.com/iXbbjvsNKi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Dec 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx Nur noch einmal Schlafen, dann ist “Rogue One”. pic.twitter.com/1kBRswlrUY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Dec 14th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market What will you know about ATM skimming in 2017? 😳 pic.twitter.com/QSTwDCDYuf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Dec 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sieh dir das Projekt christmas wishes - Gib Obdachlosen eine Stimme. von Franz Böhm auf @kickstarter an kck.st/2gfWCkO

via Twitter Web Client

arligan_en @SwiftOnSecurity saw this on reddit after reading the tweet pic.twitter.com/J01q2KQlCO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:38 PM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

RobynHitchcock This Norwegian cartoon has just been blocked from re-tweet: pic.twitter.com/l887h8aB3a

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Dec 11th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Check out christmas wishes - Gib Obdachlosen eine Stimme. by Franz Böhm on @kickstarter kck.st/2gfWCkO

via Twitter Web Client

Erdrandbewohner

(Aus dem Wildgehege Trier) pic.twitter.com/PjvooMGmL8

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Dec 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Bud Spencer & Terence Hill - Slaps And Beans ist auf @kickstarter ein beliebtes Projekt! kck.st/2dML3kw

via Twitter Web Client

Sieh dir das Projekt christmas wishes - Gib Obdachlosen eine Stimme. von Franz Böhm auf @kickstarter an kck.st/2gfWCkO

via Twitter Web Client

WolframSchiller Wenn du loslässt hast du zwei Hände frei!

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:20 PM, Dec 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

urmels Eichhörnchen wird aus Gullydeckel gerettet, kommt in Auffangstation und kriegt nun Weihnachtsnüsse! Die bisher schö..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…k5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Dec 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sieh dir das Projekt christmas wishes - Gib Obdachlosen eine Stimme. von Franz Böhm auf @kickstarter an kck.st/2gfWCkO

via Twitter Web Client

CrazyinRussia Just a Russian truck doing a wheelie. pic.twitter.com/yEhDxirP4g

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:29 AM, Dec 6th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

LAST WEEK!! Now let’s go for the -ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACKS- stretchgoal
thndr.me/l7SCX8

via Thunderclap

NoAverageRobot Wie der Aufbau der Seidenstraße in Wahrheit aussieht.
pic.twitter.com/GnfBzCgId8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin No safety smoking first? pic.twitter.com/Lg4KEFmcAv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:23 AM, Dec 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian livestock isn’t a fan of cyclists. pic.twitter.com/NDD0uvOKwY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Dec 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

LAST WEEK!! Now let’s go for the -ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACKS- stretchgoal
thndr.me/l7SCX8

via Twitter for iPhone

CrazyinRussia Russia Lada sink. 🇷🇺 pic.twitter.com/3Yl1DLuvmZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:58 PM, Dec 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/bzXl0DN8ni

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Dec 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Quasselette „Die Partei”: Serdar Somuncu kandidiert offiziell fürs Kanzleramt
welt.de/kmpkt/article1…

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 11:08 AM, Dec 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

JZdziarski RT if you’re old enough to know what this is pic.twitter.com/xt1OhuqqEh

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Dec 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

Chewmana Ne Oma ist in der Sauna eingeschlafen.

Hilde gart.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Dec 2nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

BrookesTimes Thank you for all the kind messages re this cartoon which won me Cartoon of the Year last night at..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Dec 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)