The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

January 2017

schb 2011 demaskiert Obama Trump vor aller Augen… Man, was muss Trump gekocht haben: youtube.com/watch?v=HHckZCโ€ฆ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BoeserSchwabe Heute bin ich voll aggggggro…! pic.twitter.com/4Wgfrve8iP

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:50 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Pulling a trailer in Russia. pic.twitter.com/ixC04au1if

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Da erwartet man nichts und dann ist ein Lautsprecher von @GillyBerlin bei der Post. Dankeschรถn. ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰ pic.twitter.com/ACEUtmk4nh

via Twitter for iPhone

holgi “Durch den Tunnel und dann rechtsrum”

Mit mir kรถnnt ihr’s ja machen ๐Ÿ™„ pic.twitter.com/Z97cbwOLeN

via Tweetbot for iฮŸS (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

heuteshow -Leaks: So sieht der -Wahlkampf aus pic.twitter.com/xmHXOO2JaV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ennomane Nett, aber ich frage mich, ob die Zahlen von den gleichen Instituten kommen, die Clintons Sieg angekรผndigt haben. twitter.com/katapultmagaziโ€ฆ

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FJ_Murau (aus: Max Horkheimer/Theodor W. Adorno: Dialektik der Aufklรคrung) pic.twitter.com/NNAGJlgzCb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

pink_screen Beeindruckend pic.twitter.com/Z9yzGmcGAQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

“In Island gibt’s schwarze Raucher!” @mikrodilettante ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

via Twitter for iPhone

@SonnenKindi @Aushilfsbuddha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SonnenKindi

SonnenKindi Eine Band grรผnden, sie “Blinddarm” nennen und den Durchbruch schaffen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HistoryInPics Proof that Victorians weren’t always as serious as you thought, 1880s. pic.twitter.com/mB7EAiv6EH

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

qr_ce gonna post this every time I see “the toon against the loon” ๐Ÿ˜’ pic.twitter.com/Acv4tSOQe5

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@l33tname LOL. Dieser Algorithmus ist interessant. ^^

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to l33tname

[Valentine] @mp3tobi’s Valentine should be @l33tname! Who should be yours?
via affinitweet.com pic.twitter.com/O2HWIb428e

via Affinitweet.com

MasteringVim In some parts of the world, people use Vim even to wash dishes.

Top that Emacs! pic.twitter.com/NeIGMHS3cS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut 20 seitiger Wรผrfel
1 - Einen Accesspoint einschalten
2-19 - Respektive Anzahl Clients aus dem WLAN kicken
20 - Einen Accesspoint abschalten

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SavageJoeBiden “Can I copy your homework?”

“Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious you copied”

“Ok” pic.twitter.com/S1X4Snt0D3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:20 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

IkeEjiochi BREAKING: Immigration ban protest at Bradley International Airport. Over 1000 people estimated. pic.twitter.com/DWQwCIAvC9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

KuttnerSarah Der einzig wahre Geburtstagskuchen. pic.twitter.com/dtFH5fUycR

via Tweetbot for iฮŸS (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

A_Schillhaneck No comment necessary pic.twitter.com/1yhSShEFxe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know pic.twitter.com/98PjRvHxkz

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Eine Mauer, die die USA vor Gefahren schรผtzt… pic.twitter.com/YEPAoSyZr2

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@fraudiener wo hat’s gebrannt. Mein Piepser war ruhig! ๐Ÿค”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fraudiener

braindump Trump, AfD, eigentlich alles eine Suppe. twitter.com/CGBPosts/statuโ€ฆ

via Tweetbot for iฮŸS (retweeted on 10:18 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

TantePolly Merkta selber, ne? pic.twitter.com/NZsKS6nTk5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian urban planning. pic.twitter.com/qbjgTLOnni

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:12 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw Baggor- und Laschdwagafahror (m/w) gesucht: kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/baggor-uโ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/eX5SgpKFVD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:45 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

reklamedame Und jetzt bitte alle mal laut vorlesen, das ganze filmen und mir schicken!
Vielleicht mach ich ein Video draus. ๐Ÿ˜‚ twitter.com/JilPhoenix/staโ€ฆ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Bluetenkelch {namensproblematischer SรผรŸartikel} pic.twitter.com/urQiYEQIDI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Japan v Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ pic.twitter.com/9VFKC8BdTt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

f0xiepie Bei uns gibt es gleich Gyros-Nudel-Auflauf. *-* pic.twitter.com/KdqL9dROx8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

spass_fun Technologie ist nicht alles..
Es geht auch noch anders ! ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ก
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ pic.twitter.com/DcXjfuUC8r

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

duckporn Ach kommt, der war doch gut! pic.twitter.com/QobFGJhaBx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:52 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

JilPhoenix Da werd ich a mail schigga! pic.twitter.com/7ehesuZz9g

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:56 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Santorin1 @namenlos4 @favianis Und ich gรถnn mir heute ein Gulasch…. pic.twitter.com/nJvhdNE8Z9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

namenlos4 Erstmal ein Wiener Schnitzel pic.twitter.com/A6TewG5rkA

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@TIIUNDER wobei ich immer nur Xubuntu verwende. ๐Ÿ˜

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TIIUNDER

@herr_geheimrat oh. Dann pass auf dich auf. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to herr_geheimrat

@TIIUNDER gut, das hรคtte echt ein paar Macken. Aber mit 16.04 ist manches besser…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TIIUNDER

@TIIUNDER doch bei Xubuntu 16.04 geht das alles ohne Probleme.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TIIUNDER

spass_fun Ideale Schnellimbiss fรผr Veganer !
๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ pic.twitter.com/GFM9xoWmvO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:34 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Schon etwas bedenklich. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜’ twitter.com/sidneygennies/โ€ฆ

via Twitter for iPhone

@luebbermann schick ihm einfach ein Bild eines Hipsters mit Bart, der ein Premiumbier trinkt! ๐Ÿ˜‚

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

Heut ist wieder Freitag, da gibt’s ein fรผr @reichelt_el Find ich gut, find ich gut! Mariacron! ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to reichelt_el

littlewisehen Wenn der Kรคsekuchen halal ist… ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/n24av6ZSwi

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:11 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

commangirlwhite When ur friend says “just get ready at my house” pic.twitter.com/vKGG8AlyPV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ungebuehrlich Ich mach gleich ein hier!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/SLuEqMpWVw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Vodka and stairs don’t mix. pic.twitter.com/p918PM80Qo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know pic.twitter.com/LdWXbN6poy

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GillyBerlin @mrwebanalytics der @mp3tobi hat gewonnen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GillyBerlin Verlosung: Sony SRS-X11 Bluetooth-Lautsprecher.

Follow & Retweet bis 25. Januar 2017 - 12 Uhr um teilzunehmen. pic.twitter.com/Jdcy9Of6aR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SZ Der Augenblick, in dem es nicht mehr dein Problem ist. pic.twitter.com/Yx97OXykc6

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Kleinkleckershausen First!

humor-kamensky.sk pic.twitter.com/sTE1VfUWDv

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

OnionIoT @KestL we’ll be running another sticker promo sometime in the spring! Keep an eye on stickers.onion.io !

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:06 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

andreasdotorg Manche sind ja bei “was mit Holz” schon weiter als ich. twitter.com/cupe_cupe/statโ€ฆ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

declanfox Love the @Raspberry_Pi challenge “Make us Laugh” for inspiration here’s an idea from @coderdojoathenr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆ9j

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:54 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

laburrini Alterswehen beim Ponyhof. Holt schon mal das Kirschkernkissen. sarahburrini.com/wordpress/comiโ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/kOhDVfG2Hb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tojiro Eliminate negativity in your code with this one weird trick. pic.twitter.com/pWvw77sMdv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

darrenpauli Instead of hiding cables: pic.twitter.com/Ji3Hyn6o9H

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MikkelMachts All die Jahre habe ich es falsch gemacht… pic.twitter.com/1eogy7qMCq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

dimido ein von Asus pic.twitter.com/JXaPzJPPrU

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@dimido ich bin ja auf die Software und Treiber Unterstรผtzung gespannt.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dimido

1337core Mozilla hat jetzt das mega Nerd, Logo! pic.twitter.com/bXluxqV5nx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

textzicke Und die Helikoptereltern von 2016 so [HERZINFARKT]!
Und die Versicherungen so “Noooo!”
Und der TรœV so: “Nice try,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆVW

via Echofon (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DeSpell_ Na das hรคtte nicht gegendert werden mรผssen. (; pic.twitter.com/glRQmNmDeE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sbstryker Imagine being so awful you have Satanists out there protesting on Day One pic.twitter.com/wk9l8c0su4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:31 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@scy quasi ein Anti-Twitter PC? ๐Ÿ˜€

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to scy

Herr_Nic Ist was dran. pic.twitter.com/PUxhYFzuj3

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

hex2 Arranged Marriage Vs Love Marriage pic.twitter.com/rEBOI6jV1P

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:23 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

RealTimeWWII American workers urged to “keep punching” & smack Nazis in the face every day: pic.twitter.com/1ytDVD0PPS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DieAnina Da will man einfach nur schlafen, aber der Kopf macht 95 Updates und lรคsst sich nicht runterfahren.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity Click Start.
Type cleanmgr.exe
Hit enter.
Click clean system files.
You’re welcome.
Here’s some ice cream.
I put sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆC8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sys_adm_ama @herr_geheimrat Heute was Neues ausprobiert: Schokokuchen mit Frischkรคse ๐Ÿ˜‡ Ich schmecke leider Null, aber die Kinde..twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆMZ

via Tweetbot for iฮŸS (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MattBors How about this little buddy in Montreal pic.twitter.com/PNOTyOmc7Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

technowarlock1 Meanwhile on Serbian news pic.twitter.com/NaXYSciFnf

via IFTTT (retweeted on 2:42 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Kennt jemand die entsprechenden Zahlen fรผr Deutschland? pic.twitter.com/bMNuNnrpw8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Merrillmarkoe But at the end of the day, after a battle is won, the important thing is that joyful feeling of satisfaction. pic.twitter.com/TGheciIRBN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Excellent advert from Sure! pic.twitter.com/ef9aCtSwZG

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

csch42 Puh ๐Ÿ˜…!

Zum Glรผck wurde doch kein NPD Verbot ausgesprochen …km

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ณpic.twitter.com/21Cfc5RlXeXe

via Tweetbot for iฮŸS (retweeted on 8:08 AM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

spass_fun U N G E W ร– H N L I C H E
E i n l a d u n g d e s N a c h b a r n ! pic.twitter.com/l9vyCGx3am

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

spass_fun Nur gewuรŸt wie ?????
Dann hat man auch Erfolg ! pic.twitter.com/siobRfnvRW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

mopo Unser Kommentar zur widerlichen Nazi-Rede von -RechtsauรŸen Bjรถrn Hรถcke. pic.twitter.com/uApKlHmPUB

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

limonenbiss Lab Humor. Gary Larson. pic.twitter.com/5Oke15x7Lg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZDF Das ultimative gif fรผr “Lasst mich doch in Ruhe!”

Mehr aus den (echten) Dschungeln dieser Welt: am Sonntag 19:30 U..twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆ62

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:22 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

limonenbiss Es tut mir leid, aber eigentlich hat Gary Larson so gut wie jeden Witz schon gemacht. 1980. pic.twitter.com/Dyk9XEdgmw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:21 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Wenn die Mรผlltonne brennt… ๐Ÿ”ฅ pic.twitter.com/P8db9Gi68l

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 PM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Der “Wir-tragen-gerne-Kopftuch”-Sermon in einer Nussschale: pic.twitter.com/jAm0LBHkUW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebbermann das hotel hat nur ein elektronisches schlieรŸsystem, einen stromausfall, und ich komme 2 stunden nicht ins zimmer.
was darf ich ausrichten?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:20 PM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann you should always have a backup System. ๐Ÿ˜

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

mikeschier Ein kleiner Ausblick auf die Vereidigung von am Freitag. (Aus dem New Yorker) pic.twitter.com/f3zeSS7K8H

via iOS (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@DrWaumiau wow, das hรคtte ich jetzt nicht erwartet.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DrWaumiau

DrWaumiau Dieses Jahr schon alt gefรผhlt?

Gangnam Style
5 Jahre her

Umbrella
10 Jahre

Get the party started
15 Jahre

Spice up your Life
20 Jahre

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia My handrail is better than yours. pic.twitter.com/DH80XHIVdA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

anked Great pic. Explains and in one illustration. twitter.com/ianbremmer/staโ€ฆ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BauN3RD Ich brauche diese Katze. pic.twitter.com/X0ryTAad8X

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

colliderfrosty might be the best selfie of the year and it’s only Jan 16th. Via reddit. pic.twitter.com/61H2VqBjv7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Jan 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HerrOwley One of the best political cartoons I’ve seen in a long time. Way to go @PaulNoth! twitter.com/rebecca_roacheโ€ฆ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

scottwrynn The award for trolliest TV Guide listing ever goes to Scotland’s Sunday Herald….brilliant!!! Unfortunately now Tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆUw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Jan 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@dielilly was man wert ist weiรŸ man selbst am besten. ๐Ÿ˜€ Oftmals teilen aber die anderen nicht denselben Wert! ๐Ÿ˜’

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dielilly

megh_wright My dad starts chemo Monday. Here’s just ONE prescription he needs. It’s really very simple: without Obamacare, with..twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆ2f

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Jan 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

m_yosry2012 Nevermore๐Ÿ™„ pic.twitter.com/BqmEA2gtFi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Jan 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

whispersystems There is no WhatsApp “backdoor.” whispersystems.org/blog/there-is-โ€ฆ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Jan 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Art installation in Germany given a parking ticket. pic.twitter.com/8vREXDhYbj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Jan 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

serbiatourism Gewinnt eine Reise nach Serbien! Wir sehen uns auf der Messe CMT 2017 in Stuttgart in der Halle 4 Stand B60…twitter.com/i/web/status/8โ€ฆIx

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 2:56 PM, Jan 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sh1bumi @miriamino @l33tname nein… Nein.. und nein. Eigentlich will man OMEMO anstatt OTR.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Jan 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GiveMeInternet Selling drinks was not allowed at this music festival… pic.twitter.com/Wqou3KPVYR

via givemeinternet (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FrauMimimi ๐Ÿ˜ฉ pic.twitter.com/ohMm5KPbp7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:11 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

munmap Little Bobby Tables has now officially registered his own company. beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/105425โ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/yD01A4wWx7

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littlewisehen Stop tweeting! pic.twitter.com/9dAKpcZZrm

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@luebbermann oder man soll Papier richtig rum an den Kartenleser reinstecken und hinterher die PIN eingeben! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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ExxzeTV Diese Sucuk sieht aus wie die Lippen von manchen Frauen. pic.twitter.com/2OgnAozgKN

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AssaadRazzouk 2016 is now the hottest year on record, followed by:
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- Yeah, the same team that hacked Merkel’s phone? pic.twitter.com/qTmzPWUPAI

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_youhadonejob1 Epic graffiti battle. pic.twitter.com/yRTNXuBegk

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@erdgeist @twittlik tja Herr @monoxyd wo ist denn diese neue OHM? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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klotzbrocken Wie wir mit Fortschritt umgehen. Immer. pic.twitter.com/r5zqAbSRzG

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CrazyinRussia Russian bathroom. pic.twitter.com/ehcvBTqcMC

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@c3noc your work or the work of the cch crew?

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HIMMEL___ Die unangenehme Aufgabe, eine Trashmetal- Band vom Flughafen abzuholen pic.twitter.com/sxNjw47q08

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Sharepoint’s stupid page-long URLs are too big to send in Microsoft’s own message program.

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Icewalker1974 Der Esodetektor ist installiert und ich warte auf fassungslose Blicke. pic.twitter.com/9yyyO1dlEi

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tmmd Ich liege hier vor Lachen fast am Boden. Braucht jemand einen Geldschrank? Nehmt keinen aus Kuchenblech! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ youtu.be/qd4T-sP1EsY

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Hacksterio Invent your future with the @arduino 101 + win a @surface Pro 4 in @IntelSoftware’s contest: bit.ly/2er9CSz pic.twitter.com/9tmLnweRdO

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@luebbermann muss man manchmal einfach nur tun. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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leitmedium ES SCHNEIT!

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spass_fun ” Der F รผ h r e r s c h e i n ” — Herbert Hisel das Urgestein der Komiker. — Viel SpaรŸ !
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holgi BMW hat es tatsรคchlich geschafft, einen der unsexiesten Roller zu bauen zu bauen, den ich je gesehen habe ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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@l33tname was machste damit schรถnes? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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@holgi naja immerhin keine blรถden Boxer an den Seiten. Aber BMW kann eben auch nur Autos oder richtige Moppeds. ๐Ÿ

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@1337core wenn es Pizza und Bier gibt gerne! ๐Ÿ˜

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littlewisehen Hier werden wir Zeuge, wie ein argloser Verbraucher getรคuscht wird… pic.twitter.com/58O8VNGgNL

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sascha_p How to fail and succeed - Some pretty interesting examples for nonlinear careers pic.twitter.com/aqeVX66u9j

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erdgeist Also das Chaos Communication Camp im Hamburger Miniatur-Wunderland ist so herzallerliebst und detailverliebt. ๐Ÿ˜ pic.twitter.com/YXz7lhoVuF

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WillMcPhail One from this week’s @NewYorker. Hello politics, my names Will. pic.twitter.com/5LfNYnOgMA

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grauhut Wer sich schon immer gefragt hat: “Wie finanzieren die das?”: Wir verkaufen die Kulturen der Congressseuche an Biowaffenlabore.

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blinry I’m dedicating this to the CCH. We will miss you! Thanks for everything! Enjoy the fireworks! pic.twitter.com/5UWj87U2l7

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SwiftOnSecurity What’s the best Linux distribution?

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