The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

February 2017

DPD_ Nicole, kid, man pic.twitter.com/msgHaaBSJH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

tobis_freakshow Warum für eine verlorene Parkkarte 25€ zahlen, wenn man für 5€ mehr gleich die ganze Schranke kaputt fahren kann? pic.twitter.com/Ga6Z0Ee8rN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

dpa Die Rosenmontagszüge rollen wieder: Eindrücke aus Köln und Düsseldorf (dmo) pic.twitter.com/QMCqfS04Cx

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@twittlik oh ok. 😂kenn mich da nicht so gut aus. Gibt ja noch keine Homöopathieecke in @teenysexbeichte 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twittlik

@twittlik warum? Er ist doch kein Pyromane! 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twittlik

MCDarkLord Schrecksekunde wenn man das WhatsApp-Abo von @Der_Postillon startet 😂 nice gemacht 👌 pic.twitter.com/taN5rYv0fI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

KeineAFD2017 Das unterschreibe ich! pic.twitter.com/avtcvQCO9l

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

omfgnotdeadyet This is good. I like this. pic.twitter.com/RD1v3gJErx

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Wie die entstanden ist… pic.twitter.com/mPprZ8MJOo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

leichenreiter Alles, was du über Propaganda wissen musst: Denke selber! pic.twitter.com/o7IKetGCB7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Salazzle 144p vs 1080p pic.twitter.com/5jimtlujBU

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

lievenscheire Geekmantic.
Nothing says “I love you” like an MK144 SMD soldering kit. pic.twitter.com/aSX6VwnrXi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

keinebremsen Haven’t had that for quite a while. Thanks, Kanzler Schulz! ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kE

via Der Schulz (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

YupThatExist Shemika Charles is the world record holder for lowest limbo! pic.twitter.com/vSxaM9sxrc

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 3:58 PM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Should have taken more flying lessons. pic.twitter.com/iLVf8fhgI0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:59 PM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

justillon Lehrer sind die schlimmsten Mandanten - dafür Juristen die schlimmsten Eltern. Da wird der Elternabend spannend…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3u

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

godehart Wait what? twitter.com/crazyinnasia/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:42 AM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

foofighters Foo Fighters Live from Frome, UK periscope.tv/w/a381LjI0MzMw…

via Periscope (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@holgi probieren und auf Instagram posten. 😂👍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to holgi

smu1401 Deutschland.
Land der Dichter, Denker und Automechaniker. pic.twitter.com/qKtDDAjyyL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ephourita Danke, dass es Kopfhörer gibt. Muss ich mir den Karnevalsshit nicht geben. 💙 pic.twitter.com/F20TgFGjpS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

the_necrosis borgbackup - installation and basic usage asciinema.org/a/28691

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SchlimmeHelena Definiere Doppelmoral pic.twitter.com/KZsNVdj3eH

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Forbes Magazine: Real insights from the business world pic.twitter.com/Q6Oqd6O7Mo

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:22 AM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@neingeist na gut, geht sicher auch ohne Tupperware Behälter. Hauptsache einen passenden Behälter. 😏😀😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to neingeist

TylerDourdan Guten Morgen pic.twitter.com/UWSICZFC8d

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin I don’t think I’ve heard beer explained better than this. pic.twitter.com/uRgFAclSt7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Look what happens when we cut down too many trees pic.twitter.com/kKl68KrLOm

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GardaTraffic ‘Time to retyre’ - Tipp Traffic Corp seized this tractor driving on 3 wheels & 4th wheel tied to rear. Driver was ‘..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:53 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

welt Burger King: Fast-Food-Köchin wegen 50 Cent gefeuert – jetzt mit 46.000 Dollar entschädigto.welt.de/Er635mBxpic.twitter.com/zy6dnPNahehe

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

LoveGirlsNote think before you break another heart 💔 pic.twitter.com/LHzDdoz0q6

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ThePowerfulPics Men’s Grooming Checklist pic.twitter.com/tAWyjkPakk

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FrankLuntz Most useful GIF of all time. 🚙 pic.twitter.com/54acfo9kpv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:17 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

EnglishRussia1 This is not a toy, little human pic.twitter.com/XP3ZDyzLXT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

EnglishRussia1 Spetznaz training pic.twitter.com/0lCEV4r7hq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

NickLutz12 When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back pic.twitter.com/MczdjcCiil

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia 4 confirmed kills for this Russian tram. pic.twitter.com/989NnLZKRM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Feb 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market I think they’ve found your Russia’s connection, Donald. pic.twitter.com/1aKGGSNZ17

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Feb 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Perfect timing. pic.twitter.com/n4bgUxIasc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

keinebremsen Die seltenste Karte aus Magic The Gathering wieder aufgetaucht! Es gibt sie weltweit nur einmal! ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aX

via Der Schulz (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Jared_has_Class In case you were having a bad day, here is a video of a snake drinking water pic.twitter.com/ESD5uWGlBJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GiveMeInternet Caesar salad pic.twitter.com/FALFpAWoAz

via givemeinternet (retweeted on 12:28 AM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia In work in Russia with that Friday feeling. pic.twitter.com/pzskFqIFBt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DL4DE Brief inkl.persönlichem Anschreiben mit angebl.korrigierter Rechnung auf USBStick.Der enthielt aber eine .zip.exe-D..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

KevinBankston .@Cloudflare uses these 128 lava lamps as a 128-bit random number generator. Which is pretty, clever, and San Franc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9E

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BigFatCharlie Don’t drink your calories.

BigFatCharlie.com
pic.twitter.com/D7jr5hnCfu

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:23 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

invizbox Came across this little gem on /r/linuxmasterrace on reddit….. pic.twitter.com/5lePtjVbss

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Icewalker1974 OK, wer von Euch war das?! twitter.com/ReporterRoyale…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit next billion dollar company tbh twitter.com/dalepd/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads D-Fence – Tough barbed wirpic.twitter.com/595mC1O1YDYD

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Fun but not sure how safe it is. pic.twitter.com/kVSBVtlBYw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

iheartfrankfurt Streets of 👮🏼 pic.twitter.com/uIwbAI3zY0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

1337core Bester GTA Mod. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1tIk118tXE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

danachis The S in IoT stands for security.

Tim Kadlec

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:20 AM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Client brief - Cllient budget pic.twitter.com/LNglhY1xZm

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:14 AM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Laziness level: Expert. pic.twitter.com/nDRIho0Nzl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

wie der, der du sein willst - jetzt die Geschichte von ansehen: cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce54f1…

via Twitter for iPhone

mathowie I want everyone to know 2yrs ago I made an image of baklava wearing a balaclava while playing a balalaika on black..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

NFLDeutschland Wer diese Trickplays nicht abfeiert, hat den American Football nie geliebt! 🏈🏈🏈 pic.twitter.com/TLtVAMpaSw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Zeit für einen Klassiker. pic.twitter.com/3d3qlNF2Z8

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Happy Valentine’s Day! pic.twitter.com/rsYARH9kl0

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

informatikradar Recommended watch: @DemocracyFilm - Im Rausch der Daten @ARTEde Mediathek mit @JanAlbrecht shr.gs/YcQweyi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

bomelino Ideen für Tiere pic.twitter.com/Vn9dVUB7H4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

haikatte Best resignation letter ever pic.twitter.com/nToDHkMZT1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_Belze_ Notfall am See pic.twitter.com/EjhR0LwxQr

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Unnamedinsider This is London in 1993 after an IRA truck bomb. We didn’t ban Irish people or Catholics, we understood it was just..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…k7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:57 AM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Bic pens: Writes 2km. pic.twitter.com/QAU0iWY54m

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:17 AM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Nice try, mom. pic.twitter.com/eJF761LXTd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

pulsar84 Schon 1929 hatte man die Wahrheit über den Keks erkannt. pic.twitter.com/h9OZ1XjZrT

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Very clever. An advert that actively makes you think. pic.twitter.com/UiIr8uSgfl

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Nichttweeterin Für mich ja die wissenschaftliche Sensation der Woche 😈 pic.twitter.com/I7ljWVcJ21

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Martin_Debes So kann man sich auch von seinem lieben Chef verabschieden. Heute in der @TAOnline. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Fotografiona Frauen und Computer Kram und Programmieren! twitter.com/heartofcode/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

heartofcode We love Labelling!
Next up: M.U.T. Männer und Technik pic.twitter.com/yusGAEtcnZ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

namenlos4 Diese Angst, kurz bevor das Buch fertig gelesen ist, bald wieder alleine mit der Realität zu sein.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:36 AM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Das Motiv „Latte Macchiato” gibt es übrigens in vielen Geschäften als Postkarte! pic.twitter.com/la7wGscALX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheDIYideas Pizza meet Waffle! pic.twitter.com/UGbEK4vhaf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

kaffeecup Wer von Euch ist das? pic.twitter.com/N7lvQcoxek

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DaCharlieGShow Kind 1 dachte bis heute, die einzige Aufgabe des Torwarts sei, den Ball aus dem Netz zu holen. Ich gebe mir die Schuld. Und Werder Bremen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sprayraumbarbie Nur heute: Wenn Ihr hier Euer Twitter-Passwort eingebt, gibt es ein USA-Visum gratis.

Und Ihr nehmt an der Verlosu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3H

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebbermann studierende stürmt aus hörsaal: “ich bin über 40, ich zieh nicht in eine wg, auch nicht im workshop-beispiel!!”
da wusste ich nicht weiter.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

themaastrix @luebbermann dein raumteilspiel? Ist ja auch fies, sich in sowas weltfremdes reindenken zu müssen ;-)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebbermann @themaastrix erinnert mich an ein paar der emiratis: “wieso wg, ich würde einfach das haus kaufen” :-)
haben aber trotzdem mitgemacht

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

“Deutschlandfunk:
1. Beitrag über Schwarze Löcher
2. Kommentar: “Wir bleiben bei großen Massen”
3. Beitrag über dicke Kinder in Europa” 😂

via Twitter Web Client

Brilliant_Ads Commas are very important pic.twitter.com/oKACuXKUww

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MikeRogers0 100% code coverage from Unit Tests pic.twitter.com/6X7HlmbNdv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Heute Abend, in einer Bar … pic.twitter.com/4kYbKKsOYT

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ProfZappo “Was hast du gestern gegessen?”
“Ein kleines Spiegelei. Mit ein paar Beilagen.” pic.twitter.com/JMNwa36p4D

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Wer Elektronik braucht ist mit @reichelt_el gut bedient.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to reichelt_el

ABC Tim Cook condemns immigration order in Glasgow speech. “If we stand and say nothing, it’s as if we’re agreeing.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9D

via Media Studio (retweeted on 8:07 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Paxter_Redwyne Sie faven nicht.
Sie retweeten nicht.
Sie folgen nicht.
Sie schreiben nur doofe & überflüssige Replies.

Geht weg!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:04 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity *screaming externally* pic.twitter.com/jPCiBw92gs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:01 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Proto_Mike Es gibt W-Lan Wurst. pic.twitter.com/sTXs0TReIE

via Twitter for Windows (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Bernie and Phyl’s ad posted on a train in Massachusetts, USA pic.twitter.com/qTPjHJl4ST

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

peterglaser • Er wußte, dass es eines Tages so kommen würde. pic.twitter.com/QZMjeXoqTl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:11 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Don’t eat me! pic.twitter.com/AQl1YlfQFt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@workfloh @Curi0us what??? Naja ist ja Microsoft die machen das ja immer sooooo! 😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to workfloh

RitaKasino Eben 5.376 Emails gelöscht.

Ich fühle nichts.

Gut, war auch nicht mein Account.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

RCdeWinter From the UK Times. Gotta love the Brits. They’re not afraid to call a spade a spade. pic.twitter.com/GtMEnsEbP0

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads What it is, is beautiful - Lego ad from 1981 pic.twitter.com/SLWU0k1GwX

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Ein Single und seine Argumente… 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/rIMDeH4aKs

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

JGamblin 2017: When you forget a passphrase for a private key so you fire up a 64 core server for $.50 an hour to try to cra..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9i

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@fieselnews sehr cool, dass ihr das so transparent macht.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fieselnews

CrazyinRussia Rock carved into the shape of Yuri Gagarin’s head. pic.twitter.com/vnYbNQVBN7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

camilzf holy shit this dude pic.twitter.com/cBN13uaNhX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:43 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@herr_geheimrat gibt’s einen neuen Tomb Raider Film? 😳

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to herr_geheimrat

DickKingSmith These two rival groups are about to do battle for the hottest album of 2017. pic.twitter.com/rFZWpU50ZG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:40 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

langhaarschneid Manchmal ist @HossaTalk zum Lachen. Manchmal zum Weinen. Und eigentlich immer zum Nachdenken.

via Plume for Android (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BugMartini Holy crap! I think I made a pie. pic.twitter.com/nPbQvVd46Z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Yafsec That moment when your building crashes… pic.twitter.com/3DPfWNhocX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:11 AM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ericgarland Devious. Efficacious. twitter.com/justinhendrix/…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:42 AM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HogwartsLogic THIS IS SO CUTE pic.twitter.com/KDBcQOPvwJ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:29 AM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

lokfuehrer_tim Bei fast 16.700 Volt finde ich es richtig, dass in unseren Lokomotiven die Warnhinweise auch in Fremdsprachen angeb..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hs

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Mehr braucht man nicht… 🚢 ✈️ 🚂 🚗 pic.twitter.com/RJNf4BQhgc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tackleman121 Titel: Mensch versteht Bank nicht pic.twitter.com/urEIVWdXLv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@TwittEcki @asusde hält der Akku länger als 24 Stunden?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TwittEcki

Ursel_aus_Mais Oma hat einen kleinen Snack vorbereitet. pic.twitter.com/Y0H1DvgHjT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Feb 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

roywoodjr ADVISOR: u going to Trump’s Inauguration?

BUSH: Doctor said I can’t

ADVISOR: u wanna hit that super Bowl?

BUSH: pic.twitter.com/26MlinIdcZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:26 AM, Feb 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads This has been re-shared ad nauseam among programmers, but for good reason: it’s hard to change a culture pic.twitter.com/3AR8ziaU78

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:19 AM, Feb 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@erdgeist soso. Kaum gibt es einen Diktator in USA 🇺🇸 scheint Deutschland also wieder attraktiv. 😏

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erdgeist

PARTEI_BOT Wenn heute Bundestagswahl wäre..pic.twitter.com/s2DXIE0eFgFg

via Der PARTEI-Bot (retweeted on 10:11 AM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads You can drink and drive. Or drink and live. pic.twitter.com/RQfaHT4iRC

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:09 AM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Schon früher konnten sich -Anhänger nicht durchsetzen…

Glücklicherweise. pic.twitter.com/43yIzUi3eU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

partiers When the vodka hits you and you gotta stay focused on not dying pic.twitter.com/SLDp9UBagU

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Feb 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SimoneGiertz Remember that time when I chopped stuff up with 8-foot-long knives? I sure do.

..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…f0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Annika_K Spaß am Rande beim pic.twitter.com/FU3efaosZr

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

TrollFootball Student and Teacher of the year!!
(Pic Credits: @IssyLFC ) pic.twitter.com/J3MYMvdcmW

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:52 PM, Feb 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FearlessDemOrg Just saying pic.twitter.com/5aeviEYqd9

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Feb 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ar0xA “Sir, why do you carry lockpicks around”

“Well…” pic.twitter.com/fv68naRHuj

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Feb 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

mumbles_j Got blessed with this gem this morning…. pic.twitter.com/IEaVqXzTeV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:01 PM, Feb 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Herr_Nic gut, du also noch nicht? 🙊😎😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Herr_Nic

KarlaKnows Ich habe für heute alles gesehen, was ich sehen muss. pic.twitter.com/N10WqsEua9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Feb 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Markus_1896 @itsgreateu German Servers are the greatest in the Word! Better than dutch tomatoes. pic.twitter.com/QQELLHyGpB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:58 PM, Feb 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann ein Karton ausgepolstert in einem zweiten Karton? Hm seltsam! 🤔

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

SamsungDE Bist du ein wahrer Football-Experte? Hier kuriose Anekdoten und Fun Facts zur Show der Superlative:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Feb 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Instant Karma. pic.twitter.com/zEqwgfWBAP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Feb 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hey @teenysexbeichte wenn ich euren Patrong RSS Feed abonniere, bekomme ich ALLE eure Folgen oder muss ich auf den echten Feed nehmen? :)

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tulpengiesser Damit mal die unselige Debatte, wie man welche Uhrzeit nennt, ein Ende hat! ☝️ pic.twitter.com/yTB4FOqQsd

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Pisepampell Das ist Klasse 👍 pic.twitter.com/2fhJaTFGv5

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MInkorrekt So, die Sache ist geklärt! Boom! pic.twitter.com/kOyQsj1Exn

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KieraGorden What happens when doesn’t like a question from a journalist. This needs to trend..capic.twitter.com/EH5dX4MQncnc

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SFACC This is Toupee. Despite the orangey comb-over he composes lovely tweets. pic.twitter.com/beROpARvhp

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AwardsDarwin Epic wizard battle. pic.twitter.com/fToVou6Lqf

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CrazyinRussia Russian cats are very safety conscious. pic.twitter.com/Ecf3riet0c

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Raspberry_Pi Email attachment from an anonymous Pi fan. Thank you, nameless person. pic.twitter.com/eARkPsBX4q

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JDingenskirchen Ich hab hier ja schon ziemlich dummes und wirres Zeug gelesen,gerade aus dieser Richtung,aber das Teil hier ist der..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4n

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willfinty she did what? THAT!!! pic.twitter.com/8GLHteL3CI

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CrazyinRussia Russian engineering. pic.twitter.com/jOduQesk4g

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@teenysexbeichte na und? Is gut für euch vong Geld her. Ok? 😂

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Brilliant_Ads McDonalds. pic.twitter.com/zSnMaNASay

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Flausen Für alle Freunde im Projektgeschäft, die sieben Phasen der Projektabwicklung.
Immer wieder schön 😜… pic.twitter.com/c7nscHwfBD

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TrollFootball GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! pic.twitter.com/WJu5y1PdPN

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@leitmedium naja das mit dem LKW Fahrer oder Elektriker ist doch immerhin sinnvoll. Kommt aber auf die Stufe an. In der Grundschule ist es 🙄

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