The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

April 2017

chrismarquardt Preiskämpfe werden vor Kunden ausgetragen. Interessant.. pic.twitter.com/DM91KUNCq0

via iOS (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Apr 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

a_prigge Plakat für den 1.Mai ist fertig pic.twitter.com/fOeE85P7rD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Apr 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

m_blocksberg Wenn Leute stolz darauf sind Deutsch zu sein: pic.twitter.com/FfCtycFDWO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Apr 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Morgen: Grillwetter! pic.twitter.com/7efahNeGUe

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Apr 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Kurti_Power @Tweufelchen Auf den zweiten Blick erkennt man aber dann doch die Augen und Schnabel. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kurti_Power

@Kurti_Power @Tweufelchen Auf den ersten Blick sieht es aus als ob der Kopf ab ist. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kurti_Power

ZDFheute Mauerbau, Wiedereinführung der Todesstrafe, Bücherverbrennung: Guy emotionaler Appel an den ungarisch..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nU

via Media Studio (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Apr 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Garpswelt Falls ich morgen jammere, zeigen Sie mir diesen Tweet 🤢 pic.twitter.com/tRSsqxKtRG

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:27 AM, Apr 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

hr_murks Mitarbeitergespräche sind so wichtig pic.twitter.com/gZ1mBqm8BI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Apr 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

leitmedium Ich dachte erst, sie knallt ihm eine. twitter.com/MartinSchulz/s…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Apr 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MrCianTwomey Why spend €76 on clear jeans when you can just use cling film pic.twitter.com/Xi4MzUwMqe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Apr 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Curi0us Have fun. pic.twitter.com/Wb5rMMNkrE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:43 PM, Apr 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

blogdiva BEST!
PROTEST!
SIGN!
EVAAAAAAAR!!! pic.twitter.com/De7IZ3oPPw

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Apr 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Endzeitkind “Die Partei” hat mal wieder die besten Antworten :D pic.twitter.com/hsBvtMkaaU

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Apr 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Ihr wisst Bescheid… 🍻 pic.twitter.com/BjWUwtiSjl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Apr 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hey @entropiagpn wie real ist denn die Turnhallen Möglichkeit nun? Ich hätte immer 1 Stunde Fahrt von zuhause bis nach KA.

via Twitter for iPhone

claponemd ich komm mit Traktor zum Club pic.twitter.com/yr0UbgNFmL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Apr 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity When bae is takin too long pic.twitter.com/yo61SMUwJe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

xander76 The sign game was strong at the today, but this was my favorite.
pic.twitter.com/qNUWlpg1ad

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 It’s not rain…. pic.twitter.com/9mzjWlY2kP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:39 PM, Apr 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HueManjf My daughter believes in biometric security pic.twitter.com/FXexy8c3Yg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Apr 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

YouHadOneJ0B The University of North Texas really didn’t think out the design of their mugs. pic.twitter.com/gbTKxATo2L

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Apr 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sechsdreinuller Bin im Paradies. pic.twitter.com/u32wDWERat

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Apr 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

eliterator Nur 400 Dollar: Bastler baut iPhone 6s komplett aus Ersatzteilen nach goo.gl/fb/2I0RrJ

via Google (retweeted on 12:24 PM, Apr 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sternhagelproll [Beerdigung des USB-Erfinders]

[Sarg wird abgelassen]
“Verdammt.”
[Sarg wird nach oben geholt]
[Sarg wird gedreht]
[Sarg wird abgelassen]

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Apr 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

heuteshow Kampf gegen Fake News? Wir helfen gern! pic.twitter.com/5UWBsIhUN8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Apr 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Timotion Bekomme keine Antwort mehr. pic.twitter.com/XA6VikBqdA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:17 PM, Apr 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Wie unser Geld entsteht… 😂 pic.twitter.com/Y525AuVwG7

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:20 AM, Apr 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen „Inländer raus!” easyJet wirft Trollköder und Wutbürger beißen zu 😂😂

blogrebellen.de/2017/04/12/inl… via @Blogrebellen

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Apr 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hirnzeichen Klamottentausch pic.twitter.com/IJl8Jia2kE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Apr 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Photobombing had a whole different meaning in the 1950s. pic.twitter.com/muasy4qhBb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Apr 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

9GAG It’s the eye of united, it’s the thrill of the flight.
9gag.com/gag/avGxve5?re… pic.twitter.com/HWcrxmM9zF

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:00 PM, Apr 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CDUverbot jetlag nonstop
pic.twitter.com/pJ1tQDgtm6

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:00 PM, Apr 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

deinbier HELFT MIR BITTE! ICH BRAUCHE DAS EINHORNSPERMA!!! pic.twitter.com/Bzjg3B1p6g

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Apr 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazzyintheusa United Airlines customer service. pic.twitter.com/akkjwamPwm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Apr 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

swr3 Das Spiel zu verlieren ist die eine Sache, aber das…

(gesehen an der Uni Karlsruhe) pic.twitter.com/CyWU6SsOAv

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Apr 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Neulich an der Hotline… pic.twitter.com/9CFjoqNPP5

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Apr 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Verwandtschaft kann soooo peinlich sein… 💨 pic.twitter.com/ym7N1gogkG

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

tacticalRCE @dotMudge change your outlook signature to
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
and watch chaos ensue

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:21 AM, Apr 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

geis4109 Berufswunsch: Wachhund pic.twitter.com/ALdMjx0nU2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Apr 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SeeroiberJenny Hoch die Hände, Wochenende!
We can do it! pic.twitter.com/Mgw0R3f5uB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:04 PM, Apr 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Stacking like a boss. pic.twitter.com/yqOjF2lrbM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Apr 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Nice haircut. pic.twitter.com/SiD5PBovJA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Apr 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

hankalinchen Dem ist nichts hinzuzufügen 😝 pic.twitter.com/KlkK0abuu7

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Apr 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

kplx__ Wichtiger Hinweis für den heutigen Arbeitstag.

kritzelkomplex.de pic.twitter.com/Kei6Ih8fX0

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Apr 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

seekuhkoenigin Etwas, worüber ich mich heute gefreut habe: pic.twitter.com/NCPYxbu78A

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Apr 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thepacketrat I never let it go this far. twitter.com/circuitstatic/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Apr 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Beschreibt eure Abteilung mit einem Gif. Ich fange mal an. pic.twitter.com/IS2W7lIRCr

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:16 PM, Apr 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sprach_los Danke Google-Übersetzer pic.twitter.com/QeLJS1OMlR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Apr 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tesla_dragon What a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/SGeOhi8HB2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:18 AM, Apr 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FunnyVines My kind of relationship pic.twitter.com/k5vzJ9tgYy

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Apr 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SignsFun Meanwhile in Ireland. pic.twitter.com/bfQ6LNq80R

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Apr 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Well played, lads. Well played. pic.twitter.com/jVsmdGjmJB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Apr 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

bueltge I Stopped Using Multiple Monitors, since years on my side. Now also @housecor hackernoon.com/why-i-stopped-…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

storyinpicture Education nowadays pic.twitter.com/CiwIPRZHNd

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ThePracticalDev When all else fails (and it will fail) pic.twitter.com/zEI0MR91Jq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

evangriffey71 @demonhunterband excellent album gentleman! This is yalls best work yet. Keep it up guys! pic.twitter.com/rJuBqoKkCl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Phil_Lewis_ This is the best video on the Internet currently. pic.twitter.com/KPNZddth5S

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

leyrer Repeat after me: RAID is no Backup! pic.twitter.com/81GsovPpgs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CutPics German engineering pic.twitter.com/5BjYiTVTzf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Ikea April’s fool: pic.twitter.com/KHft0ya36a

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Apr 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DarthPutinKGB How to survive the zombie apocalypse. pic.twitter.com/fQeaOXvRmE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Apr 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@AnnLe__ Das wäre eigentlich richtig geil! Aber leider ist ja heute der 1. April. 🙈

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnnLe__

StrangeWorId HOW😱😱 pic.twitter.com/mEQXM2o0fh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Apr 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)