The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

July 2017

Nacktmagazin “Chef, ich kann heute nicht kommen. Hab was mit der Leiste!”
“Ist es sehr schlimm?”
“Denke ja. Meine ganzen Lesezeichen sind plötzlich weg!”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:49 AM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

PinPopular How to be a parent in 2017 pic.twitter.com/MZrWol5ptr

via Pinboard Popular (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Cycling awareness street art by Peter Drew pic.twitter.com/oJ2jaTns6p

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know pic.twitter.com/Ta7oyNVOER

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:04 AM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@twittlik @derWeisheit Na gut, die Krawatte fehlt aber. 😂👍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twittlik

_andakawer Das war Mercedes sicher direkt bewusst. 🤔🤦 pic.twitter.com/MDwEEcVqG0

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

chaotin Mal wieder irreführend. Nicht das Essen ist 3D-gedruckt, sondern die Gussformen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Awesome ist es natürlich..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WU

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

danpfeiffer Now try to imagine Trump having an answer to any question as thoughtful, knowledgeable, and truthful as this one fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

bransonreese Shotgunning A Beer pic.twitter.com/j8xXRfzSro

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

joeheenan Sometimes when I don’t know what to do I’ll get this out my pocket & pretend it knows the answer. pic.twitter.com/8MIpxHw0hC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

QWxleA Amazon hat jetzt den ersten wirklich interessanten Dash Button. pic.twitter.com/wVRyzmEN3X

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DaCharlieGShow Wie wahre Romanzen beginnen. pic.twitter.com/7Kovryc9XY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

jottes Das Auto in der Tiefgarage wenden. Kennt ihr … so noch nichtpic.twitter.com/YWGvQxOX9b9b

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

laparisa My WinOS is killing me…
I must confess, I still believe…
When I’m on XP I’m far behind,
Give me a sign
Hit me,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russia leading the way electronic vehicles. pic.twitter.com/GMwC2ienfX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CatPornx pic.twitter.com/GPV6ASNji2

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

peterglaser • Bochum
(Tnx, Werner Popp!) pic.twitter.com/yQnSWNHlNF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DasDingMitHut “Und, wie habt ihr euch kennengelernt?”
“Er hat mich aus der Prostitution freigekauft.”
“Twitter?”
“Twitter.”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Jul 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

malwareunicorn Checking cat.exe.
Nope, it’s bad.
Quarantine. pic.twitter.com/YfoMJbJgQR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Jul 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@jottes Die fahren ja auf der falschen Seite. 🙈 Ist das in Irland?
Aber jo ist doof und hoffentlich passiert es mir nie. 🏍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jottes

Beaker I will buy 10 of these right now, complete with operator. Please DM payment info. twitter.com/malwarejake/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Jul 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MalwareJake From now on, users that open malicious email attachments at our org will have to do this for 30 seconds, 5 minutes..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Jul 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia How to get motivated to get fit. pic.twitter.com/oOAeNS7pjD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:58 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

jottes Und wenn man noch Beton übrig hat, kann man sich noch schnell was in den Garten drucken.
pic.twitter.com/tGZJXMeTlY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

philipp Das internet ist großartig! Undatierte Karten einordnen mit diesem Schlüssel von XKCD. pic.twitter.com/jNUmCPjVc5

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MichaelB2861 Nach den aktuellen twitter ich nochmal mein zum pic.twitter.com/LkKPHaXCEy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:16 PM, Jul 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Fixing potholes in Russia. pic.twitter.com/gY834IDqss

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Jul 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FascinatingVids This is so cute! pic.twitter.com/vo2myPDGvD

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Jul 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

DeePrinzessin Technik die begeistert.
[heute zugeschickt bekommen] pic.twitter.com/6RU68VyGwG

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:32 AM, Jul 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian haircut. pic.twitter.com/AYAZiEfV8i

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

RITTER_SPORT_DE Wir fordern zum : Das Schoko-Emoji 🍫 soll quadratisch werden! Unterstützt uns mit einem Retweet! 😃🍫 pic.twitter.com/fzcLIpWm1V

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

paulmozur From the Chinese interwebs. The Haikou traffic police square off against manic dancing tai-chi master motorist. pic.twitter.com/fcZntRN1ti

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Jul 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Hasi, das ist Allgemeinbildung.

Und morgen verrate ich Dir, was dieses ‘Bildung’ überhaupt ist… 😂 twitter.com/magna_est/stat…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Studienscheiss Deutsche Touristen sind überall beliebt. pic.twitter.com/tqivnGufz4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

the_necrosis 84h Akkulaufzeit sind doch auch mal ganz nett oder? :D pic.twitter.com/47BXxY4EFt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

riotburnz Das Thema “Rettungsgasse” hat eine neue Qualität erreicht! pic.twitter.com/Oq04q8Eqhm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Jul 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

guystufff The Russian remake of Baywatch looks good. pic.twitter.com/aWHxFu9P9d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Jul 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BauN3RD Katze hat genug von eurem Scheiß.
Katze schläft jetzt oben. pic.twitter.com/Qpa0UmjJFp

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jul 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Please never change Japan. pic.twitter.com/AYPbWxmrsn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:25 AM, Jul 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

TantePolly Der G20-Gipfel in einem Bild pic.twitter.com/FdG7EiWLc7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Jul 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

meg_gyver Die berühmte kanadische Latschenkiefer. pic.twitter.com/JHek2MXcdU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Jul 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Glinner ‘Die Hard’ should be taught in schools. Look at the density of character and story information here. And the scene..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Jul 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CatPornx Someone In Bulgaria Is Putting Googly Eyes On Broken Street Objects, And It’s Even Better Than Fixing Things boredpanda.com/googly-eyebomb…

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Jul 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Aeskulappirat Der Mitarbeiter des Monats… pic.twitter.com/AvGOlvoyqz

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Jul 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AlmightyBoob I don’t know why we even bought a bread ruiner pic.twitter.com/Dr1HPngXbL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Jul 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

VGFGamers Age of Empires 👍 pic.twitter.com/VQOYZ8KV04

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Jul 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

TomButler Andy Serkis reading Trump tweets as Gollum is pure genius. pic.twitter.com/yOPbFxFKwv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Jul 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

peterglaser • Der schwarze Block pic.twitter.com/EkuWFyGkCR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Jul 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

tagesschau Mit diesen Schritten lässt sich klären, wann ein Tweet online ging. faktenfinder.tagesschau.de/hintergrund/tu… pic.twitter.com/L8Aemul5Dx

via Media Studio (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Jul 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nxthompson What
if
the
Internet
was
so
slow
it
loaded
one
word
at
a
time

except
on
sites
that
paid
off
your
ISP?y

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Jul 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HistoryInPics Mobile booking cage, 1920. pic.twitter.com/106O4FC8kV

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Jul 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

tourdion Der Kopierer rückt die Vorlage nicht mehr raus.
Ist wohl ein Raubkopierer.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Jul 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

regenleben Erklärung von Depression in einem Kinderbuch… find ich irgendwie “schön” formuliert. pic.twitter.com/IRXEjbfhoJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jul 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rainmaker1973 Division by zero is a mathematical challenging concept: see what happens when you try in on a mechanical calculator..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U4

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Jul 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sixtus Lucky Chairs. pic.twitter.com/QyXAyslD4b

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Jul 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Whopper vs Big Mac pic.twitter.com/uiV4b7dpao

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Jul 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thug_420_ Thats how its done…… pic.twitter.com/kXd5cy8fYt

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Jul 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Warum die Aussage “Linksextrem oder Rechtsextrem - beides gleich schlimm” nicht richtig ist.

via @misharrrgh pic.twitter.com/HZlt5Qfy33

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Jul 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

gedankensprudel Der “Edeka Schild Hochheber” ist nun endlich auch bei den Facebookern angekommen.

Facebook.Der Internet Explorer der Social Media Netzwerke

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:21 PM, Jul 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

tagesschau Beethoven für die – Krawalle aulpic.twitter.com/8oHAv4mKiDiD

via Media Studio (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Jul 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZDFheute Der Hunger trieb ihn auf die Straße. Sein Plakat ging durchs Netz. Wir haben ihn (@Und_Bitte) getroffen … pic.twitter.com/2bG071TtaS

via Media Studio (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Jul 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

OlafKasunke DHL Hamburg:
“Ihr Paket kommt trotz
heute zwischen 11.00 und 17.00 Uhr.”
pic.twitter.com/HjSmBZVKnt

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Jul 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

tibor Das ist großartig: So antwortet CNN auf das Wrestling-Video von @realDonaldTrump. pic.twitter.com/t3pgjlNqjc

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Jul 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

henryseg This is what happens during the coffee break at computational geometry conferences. pic.twitter.com/drsbsOnVFC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Jul 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics He has a mini-him on his ear pic.twitter.com/lzQDDFkHB5

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Jul 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

jottes Polizisten abklatschen, kennt ihr.
pic.twitter.com/ab62ryNqVE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia It’s a good runner. pic.twitter.com/MNCQusoBCE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

isotopp Hacker Sports. bit.ly/2tHKMqj pic.twitter.com/20KJHjSb5t

via Friends Me (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jul 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Well, I don’t know French but this is so clear to understand! pic.twitter.com/iQULev5b90

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Jul 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian teamwork. pic.twitter.com/gXG2crUV3k

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:18 PM, Jul 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know pic.twitter.com/2ExKGCgM9D

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:52 PM, Jul 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)