The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

August 2017

CrazyinRussia Russian recovery service. pic.twitter.com/pWlv6bYKG6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebbermann ich war als referent in kurzer hose und t-shirt in einer art vip-manager-club mit sakkopflicht. die blicke, so super!!
(gab 4 visitenkarten)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Balzac2m Der EC nach Wien der CD hat 500 MB traffic cap, bis man aus Deutschland raus ist, dann unbegrenzt pic.twitter.com/JdP6wJOhvC

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Zeit für einen Klassiker. pic.twitter.com/XP2cRVWFMZ

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mahatmapech “Wie ist dieser Postel damals als Arzt aufgeflogen?”

“Statt Visite hatten Patienten so Postzettel am Bett, er hätte sie nicht angetroffen.”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

bouchecousue Artistic Cabling ! @nixcraft pic.twitter.com/Alv6wGftv1

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:46 AM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nERDANZIEHUNG Die Parteien zur Kreiszahl Pi pic.twitter.com/DqvUUtPn2o

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

hashzabi Für jeden Retweet dieses Tweets spende ich 15 Cent an das Tierschutzzentrum Dortmund. Also gebt Gas. Gibt Beweis.

Ende: 31.08.2017

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

einhoernsche “Kannst du mir Twitter als Nachrichtenapp empfehlen?”

“Klar! Wir haben sprechende Tiere und einen Postboten, der sich für einen Arzt hält.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

mufflkuchen Entscheidungs-Schema:
Sollte ich zu einem Vorfall twittern, zu dem noch sehr wenig Informationen vorliegen? 🤔..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…42

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

timpritlove You know you have a problem when the Trump administration thinks you’re a joke. twitter.com/Jim_Edwards/st…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Manchmal glaube ich, Peter Griffin ist Norddeutscher. pic.twitter.com/KadSxd5bTB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Zahnarzt: “Verwenden sie eine elektrische Zahnbürste?”
“Nein. Eine akustische.”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

dieLia_ Mambo No.5

Quasi das Despacito von uns alten Leuten.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Gerüchte pic.twitter.com/OUQ5UxdU1n

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thereaIbanksy Just because you’re mad at someone, doesn’t mean you stop loving them pic.twitter.com/jeReg9Sb8Z

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

OnionIoT Lots of love for DHT11/22 in this week’s onion.io/2bt-reading-dh… pic.twitter.com/KXIrn5W2dU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann Vielleicht links unter der grünen Platine? Alles andere sieht nach normaler Elektrik aus!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

f800gsdus Klingel ohne Strom mit Sound Ausgabe ,-) pic.twitter.com/Nn7xisJTLD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Lichtmiete Habt Ihr schon unseren neuen Blogbeitrag über die 5 Sicherheitsregeln der gesehen?..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…b5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DrWaumiau Das ist Paul.

☻/
/▌
/ \

Paul geht wählen.
Weil Demokratie ein Privileg ist, für das andere kämpfen müssen.
Paul ist klug.
Sei wie Paul.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Hold my beer 🍻 pic.twitter.com/DfBMURl5vg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

the_necrosis Ich glaube er wollte die Nintendo Switch. xD pic.twitter.com/Awif6oYyxL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Endzeitkind Die @tazgezwitscher hat heute das Internet gewonnen. pic.twitter.com/IjrFE12Xxj

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DrWaumiau Rettungskräfte haben 4 weitere Stufen der menschlichen Dummheit entdeckt:

-Schaulustige
-Handy-Knipser
-Handy-Filmer
-Handy-Hochkant-Filmer

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

einstueckkunst Ich glaube mein Schokobrötchen ist etwas bedrückt. Es guckt so traurig. Habe jetzt versprochen es zum Bäcker zurück..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hartweizenhirn Burn baby, burn!

(Schmeckt übrigens wie Crêpes, riecht aber wie zerfickte Nylons) pic.twitter.com/koD18FLxN6

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

douglax Happy 26th birthday Linux!!!

Here’s your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself. pic.twitter.com/18aZL45m28

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Apparently, there’s a party in aisle 15. pic.twitter.com/irEmRu6MUc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:42 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

laneymg Exactly 10 years later and still the best Success Kid ever! pic.twitter.com/q1UTxmO0fe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:20 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

bomelino Wie klingen eigentlich Emojis? pic.twitter.com/8UIqIOLzvl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

VeitKlapp Die Barbara ist wunderbar! pic.twitter.com/pVwzhYYHBN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Buettscher Beim Sportunterricht als Letztes gewählt werden.

Ihr kennt das. pic.twitter.com/uByx7b97Xi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

geheimorga Hier, Fans, Sammelbestellung? pic.twitter.com/BwGuzuA5in

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

formschub Ein EINZIGER Hinweis »The whole fucking web uses cookies, do you wish to proceed?« beim Aufruf des Browsers würde vollauf genügen.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Don’t tell Babushka where her plates have gone. pic.twitter.com/jYTzEjFpo1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Frl_Pfefferminz Komma = Komm mal her
Kumma = Guck mal
Könnwa = Können wir (machen)
Kurwa = Lauf!

(Überleben im Ruhrgebiet)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Simpsons_tweets “Sticking together is what good waffles do.” pic.twitter.com/CaBhtWG8or

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Aug 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Awesome Guitar Store in Southampton, England pic.twitter.com/05mdvDSuI4

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Aug 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Eric8Bit Galactic Empire - The Early Years @bonniegrrl @kyle_newman pic.twitter.com/KFDJUKchuU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/Bio9higCH8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:57 AM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

herrkaese Bitte lasst nie eure Gummibärchen bei heißen Temperaturen im Wagen. pic.twitter.com/bZwY8DLhlU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mondmuschel @herrkaese Oh mein Gott … das ist Gummizid

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

trollpunk69 Fb auf
“MOIN, IHR FICKER!”

27 Entfreundungen, 13 empörte Kommentare, Anruf von Mama

Twitter auf
“MOIN, IHR FICKER!”

56 Favs, 17x “Moin!”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Paint truck crash in Russia. pic.twitter.com/jg3q1L5V54

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Benderdehnung Ich habe echt witzige Kollegen. pic.twitter.com/yGPqYH4L1P

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Aug 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GekidoRising @Arikuyo As someone working at McDs, I just want to verify that this order indeed would have made to the kitchen and been seen by everyone.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Arikuyo I just spent 99p for nothing from McDonald’s pic.twitter.com/1OHgYTEZ3Q

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Tug of war in China. pic.twitter.com/VRYCpXetUb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Not the best place for an ad. pic.twitter.com/tBRRzfrF2e

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

daisyowl guys i’ve cracked the code pic.twitter.com/P0TqxUV4eM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:24 AM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

filipeluisrl 1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars

2017: pic.twitter.com/n2eyPbjLE2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:02 AM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Fun facts about Germany 🇩🇪 pic.twitter.com/ZzAVZ2IWXL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

opendev Edeka in Hamburger Hafencity macht Aktion gegen Rassismus. 👍 pic.twitter.com/S3puFdn62g

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

KWintie Props to the woman who carried this in Boston. Wanted to give it a signal boost on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/lxliNL0dEo

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MikasAtelier Das hat ein Freund von mir gebastelt. Wenn es viral geht, bekomm ich einen Jägermeister. pic.twitter.com/wCqF0apBIO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Lifewithacat Crazy talking cat trying hard to tell me something. pic.twitter.com/hIRsQfQNua

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

feinesahne KRAFTKLUB + BROILERS + FEINE SAHNE FISCHFILET = 🔥💥☄️ pic.twitter.com/lQpeYyksx7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Corporate Flow-Chart. pic.twitter.com/x8ApZpkRmP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:58 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

mimimibe Der @Fischblog und ich haben Pizza gemacht und in den Rand Wiener Würstchen eingebacken. Wir kosten die Zukunft. pic.twitter.com/vk3K7JVRqc

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Burger in Asia. pic.twitter.com/tDp3zkFOqN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:52 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MajorMcDoom Wrote a genetic algorithm to determine how phallic a 3D object is. I call it… the Dicktector. pic.twitter.com/ACU20OTHRm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Just another day in Russia. pic.twitter.com/kaDpZsEDZP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thug_420_ Cannot be arrested…… pic.twitter.com/7hMmhJfB0m

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:41 AM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thug_420_ How to hit like a THUG…… pic.twitter.com/RmScKjG4Rx

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:41 AM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

matwhi Tina Fey weighing in on Charlottesville while devouring a sheet cake is everything pic.twitter.com/AsQbwzog4T

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:37 AM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 This rubbish bin looks like Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/X1eXHGDsJi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:11 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Just another day in Russia. pic.twitter.com/pwgaBduZyK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

1337core Pizza Connection 3 wird großartig! pic.twitter.com/1pZRCIb5Rg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SPIEGELONLINE Rechtspopulistin Pauline Hanson erscheint in Burka und erntet Rüge im australischen Senat. pic.twitter.com/6N7hi6QrLu

via Media Studio (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Commuting in Asia. pic.twitter.com/BpAK2iFWNN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Alt-left und Alt-right aren’t so different afterall. pic.twitter.com/pDCaYBgumk

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

binitamshah Building a USB Rubber Ducky for $7 : medium.com/@EatonChips/bu… pic.twitter.com/oqsYHENGmi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

fox The Paradox of Tolerance. pic.twitter.com/tb1txUOiay

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

aretheyIoyals The three different kinds of people at the bar vine.co/v/e6D21QEL5rq

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_sebi Geilste Meldung aller Zeiten! pic.twitter.com/4oiNB4jaOa

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 1:19 AM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics This python has a smiley face on him pic.twitter.com/s0RiLTpkMf

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nke_ise If you have ever had a problem grasping the importance of diversity in tech and its impact on society, watch this v..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

chrisrock If 10 guys thinks it’s ok to hang with 1 Nazi then they just became 11 Nazis. Alt right / white supremacist it’s just nazis. Fuck Nazis.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

yourlru nothing but respect for MY random satanist lady with a weirdly comforting voice who wants to protect me twitter.com/lustforgays/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_fipsi_ Herrlich 😂 pic.twitter.com/BAoBBOV0Oc

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BarackObama “No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion…” pic.twitter.com/InZ58zkoAm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:19 AM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@RubenKelevra @madi_maus @bomelino Ich mag die Nordlichter recht gerne. 😀 Wir haben sogar eines bei uns in der Feuerwehr im Schwobaländle. 😏

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RubenKelevra

Tini4you Die medizinischen Fachbereiche mal etwas anschaulicher erklärt… pic.twitter.com/0S03t9uv6P

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

RAJendricke Der erste Bußgeldbescheid auf deutschem Boden (der Welt?) pic.twitter.com/QXDnQZYOPp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@madi_maus @bomelino Ich auch. Kucken hört sich für mich auch falsch an. 😂🙈

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to madi_maus

@bomelino @madi_maus Nicht zu verwechseln mit der Guck = Schwäbisch für Papiertüte

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bomelino

@bomelino @madi_maus Gut, je nachdem wo man herkommt.
Hier im Süden würde ich auch eher gucken schreiben.
Im Norden..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1X

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bomelino

Miss_Cellane0us Bitte sagt mir, dass ich mir nicht als Einzige gerade vorstelle, wie Automati im Bikini am Strand liegt & sich mit..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yk

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Ich verlose 10 Congresstickets.

Die Teilenhmer müssen nur den Mädchenname der Mutter, Name des ersten Haustieres…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Orbit___ papa, hast du letzte nacht eine weißwurst gegessen?”
Wie kommst du denn darauf?”na weil auf deinem nachttisch immer noch die haut herumliegt

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

JasonFebery Brutal cartoon from @guardian. pic.twitter.com/dydsPSzRqO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:11 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Ich werde demnächst ein revolutionäres Eiscafé eröffnen. Wir verkaufen nur Vanille, Schokolade und Erdbeere.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:57 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

PersianRose1 Alcoholism is a serious problem among robots these days: pic.twitter.com/8mx6MNxTHd

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

footbalIfights Ref Cam is brilliant! pic.twitter.com/3JW9i8gKH5

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:19 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

everywhereist People seemed confused about the Nazi issue so I made a handy flowchart. pic.twitter.com/VFpZfwkSYS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZwartblesIE So many farm accidents with children so teaching health & safety early is important pic.twitter.com/3G3kCXLjlx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

bomelino Die Aufgabe “in deinen Park setzen” will vorbereitet sein. pic.twitter.com/SakegGWYLW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:11 AM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Erinnerst du dich noch, wann du dich für Twitter registriert hast? Ich erinnere mich noch! pic.twitter.com/1KhC0m39A3

via Twitter for iPhone

RechtsdrallC Klare Worte vom Gouverneur von Virginia zu den Nazis in
Damit ist auch die .@Identitaere_B geme..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nekoama Dumb comic please enjoy pic.twitter.com/gP6NRnSxEd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

OmanReagan 1947 anti-fascist video made by US military to teach citizens how to avoid falling for people like Trump is relevan..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WP

via Media Studio (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

banane_at Erfolgreich diskutieren im Internet. pic.twitter.com/SQRBSpxPNP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

yashar Who took this photo? Should be nominated for a Pulitzer. A black police officer protecting a group of men who wish..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Don’t take a Russians parking space. pic.twitter.com/MOEsoOBhQu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Productivity at the park. pic.twitter.com/TYlQya06oC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Most accurate pie chart ever. pic.twitter.com/2dJgAeoXRz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Benioff Love thy neighbor as thyself. LV 19:9, MK 22:39 pic.twitter.com/Nv563db5hv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Aug 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HerrGausH Ich wusste es schon immer: pic.twitter.com/ueq5nwqpoU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Aug 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

K44Bot Was Legos tun, wenn wir weg sind. pic.twitter.com/5xKB0EA6yo

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Aug 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

welt Überragend! Diese Katze begrüßt ihr Herrchen per Fist Bump 👊🏼 pic.twitter.com/Bhoa3be1f4

via Media Studio (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gedankenbalsam Angela Merkel auf Wählerbesuch im Wahlkreis Rügen, 1990.

Das Bild wirkt, als hätte sie statt eines Fotografen dama..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mailwurm666 Dieser Bäcker hat ein
Herz.
Ein gutes Vorbild für uns alle.
backoven.de pic.twitter.com/zOTlF9XctV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:27 AM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GiveMeInternet Never underestimate nerds with too much free time pic.twitter.com/UxCqAMx8BV

via givemeinternet (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads We’re Eating The Earth pic.twitter.com/yVjBNULRyV

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:02 AM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Fact. pic.twitter.com/J0ScONIdfQ

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:02 AM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

internetofshit yet again, silicon valley is an oracle of the future pic.twitter.com/xZYg2O1hLk

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:01 AM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

felltomate “Schatz, auch wenn eure Schule das sagt, ich kaufe bei der politischen Lage doch jetzt keinen neuen Atlas.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:56 AM, Aug 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Linuzifer “Alles fit im git?”

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Aug 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BBW_BFF my favorite folder on my computer: Dustin Hoffman Fucking With Paparazzi pic.twitter.com/VKOESwglXV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Aug 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ReinhardRemfort Liebe @KVBAG gibt es ne Geschichte zu dem Einstein an der Severinstraße oder wurdet ihr da erfolgreich getrollt?..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Aug 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics “Can you please make the roof look like a suspicious fox?” pic.twitter.com/OvQh9DU3DA

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Aug 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)