The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

September 2017

sascha_p Im Einsatz: Mercedes-Benz Atego bei der Freiwilligen Feuerwehr zpr.io/nn9jU

via Zapier.com (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Sep 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

blinry Preview of the shirt I’m working on with @Bleeptrack. Thanks for all your great band name suggestions! A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:51 PM, Sep 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

UlfFrisk Fast super stable 64-bit PCIe DMA attacks soon possible with PCILeech! pic.twitter.com/XXZPOwWQn5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Sep 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Twelectra Im Zug kam gerade jemand, fragte: “Ich geh ins Bistro, soll ich Ihnen einen Kaffee mitbringen?”, brachte mir einen Kaffee und ging wieder.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:40 AM, Sep 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads I love this cafe owner! pic.twitter.com/lw7gdrhrl4

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Sep 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Der Merkel zeig ich’s… 😱 pic.twitter.com/9aDV2WT0Oj

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Sep 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@underdogs_TM @Ramminger Irgendwie sieht er ein bisschen aus wie @janboehm ohne jemand nähertreten zu wollen‼️🙈😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to underdogs_TM

Rutzel21 Daß Ergebnis steht fest. pic.twitter.com/Wbu86E5GiT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Sep 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

mac_monday Bayerisch - Deutsch - Englisch

Duschara = unerwarteter Druckverlust
Schratzn = Kinder

Danke an @Lufthansa_DE 👌 pic.twitter.com/0bUJjzjkjH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Sep 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Two birds fighting over the same worm on the cable row machine at the gym pic.twitter.com/UXZWN9i1rT

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Sep 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

c3cyber Userer Herr, @cloelkes lässt verleuten, die GPN17,5 24.11.-26.11. in der HfG Karlsruhe. Ihr sollet kommen oder sterben! Cyber, cyber.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Sep 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

GJRasputi Ich bekomme nicht genug von dem Clip 😂 pic.twitter.com/XDumkJQRsR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Sep 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BauN3RD Erstmal ‘nen schönen Emperor’s Nonsens pic.twitter.com/3qXMW2YiHs

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:46 PM, Sep 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

jetscott Excuse me, I’m just laying out IKEA furniture on a subway platform pic.twitter.com/lECKVB4VQi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Sep 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 How to confuse a vegetarian. pic.twitter.com/1TAjYbQEJq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Sep 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian potato. pic.twitter.com/QvRvp5HDrc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Sep 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ShahakShapira Wurst Wahlkampf ever. pic.twitter.com/NwMI6ue1NY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:07 AM, Sep 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Just a normal day in Russia. pic.twitter.com/JrJpehRyzq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Sep 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CauseWereComedy This dude definitely tryna die pic.twitter.com/9YZupyV7Gv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Sep 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MalwareJake One of the best “hacking back” example videos I’ve ever found pic.twitter.com/YjDcHV4pXI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

freikampf Der geht raus an alle, die immer noch nicht wissen, wie man zwei Pizzas für Kinder und Gastkinder auf einmal in den..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…MW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

kleinewaeschere Rage against the cuisine. pic.twitter.com/1xeLmcwMK2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

retrokram Alle drei Jahre opfert @hermesDE ein Paket an Luzifer.

Diesmal musste das Paket von @Ephourita dran glauben.

Tut..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vp

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Baelitt This carrot looks.. as if it wants to be an astronaut so badly pic.twitter.com/AUKIMPF6nT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@TheSchwester @VeitKlapp Wenn du sie per E-Mail verschickst kann ja ein pöhser Hacker sie verändern.
Schade eigentl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…67

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheSchwester

Brilliant_Ads Awesome Liebherr crane demonstration: pic.twitter.com/purkmtamR8

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:58 AM, Sep 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FucknSunny Alexa macht Dirty Talk 😈

Göttlich sag ich euch 🤣
*fast von der Couch fallend vor Lachen gesendet* pic.twitter.com/Ze2RCU0eQK

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Lightning in Vladivostok. pic.twitter.com/Nw5hrhwEor

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

derherrgott Die große, bunte Werbewelt in wenigen Worten und recht plastisch am – Achtung – eigenen Leib erklärtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pgj8rA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip The whole team’s working on it
commitstrip.com/2017/09/19/the… pic.twitter.com/IJqr1H2qbn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sad_but_awesome [was ich daraus gelesen habe, kurz mal angepasst…] pic.twitter.com/51gUUsqnqO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

johl Umlauts. pic.twitter.com/zIgvcSKapU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Sep 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw Vater versucht, sein Kind zum Aufräumen zu “motivieren” kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/vater-ve… pic.twitter.com/2xfpohSDGW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Sep 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

wieviele Folgen kommen denn noch? 😂 Richtiger @derWeisheit Flash. Aber guter Stoff, Danke dafür‼️

via Twitter for iPhone

campact Vielen Dank, Oliver Welke! Bitte helft auch ihr mit Kleinwaffenexporte aus Deutschland zu stoppen – jetzt auf WeActtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ii3C

via Facelift Cloud (retweeted on 12:33 AM, Sep 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

valerieloftus This little dedication on a bench on the Grattan Bridge made me lol this morning, never noticed it before pic.twitter.com/xYHS6qa2tF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia In Russia you don’t need to hit 88mph to go back to the future. pic.twitter.com/r5d2cFY3cB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:04 AM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

__apf__ git commit -a -m “tests passing now” pic.twitter.com/rQnMmIKogg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_Snape_ Who did this pic.twitter.com/FAwVfA1ZfC

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 No one is born to hate. pic.twitter.com/LcSWBZxa1d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Sep 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

artsofdrawing Amazing how the drawings keep evolving into something els! pic.twitter.com/diIPCZYBYr

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Sep 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@joohooj Das entdeckst du erst jetzt? Ist ja schon uralt. 🙈 Aber trotzdem ein geiles Lied.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to joohooj

CrazyinRussia 60kg Russian v 260kg Russian. pic.twitter.com/BCNdQpIHji

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Sep 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Freitags-Humor. pic.twitter.com/xX0ykxCjuz

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Sep 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Zinktablette Zwiebelsteckling isch der beste Steckling. 👍😍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Zinktablette

PTerlisten @timpritlove @metaebene @me_netzpolitik @me_freakshow @me_nsfw Du sollst doch deine Stimme schonen!!!11elf

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

julian24 Da hatte offensichtlich jemand Spaß. pic.twitter.com/tW2QLmrLZy

via Fenix 2 Preview (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HackerSpaceTech RT adafruit “RT pighixxx: Sneak peek of the 61x91cm (24”x36”) poster. Work in progress! :P
adafruit pic.twitter.com/boR50haMVU

via IFTTT (retweeted on 10:01 PM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZoltanDjapjas @denis2342 @timpritlove @roddi @csch42

Bester Spruch der letzten Freakshow. Was hab ich gelacht! 😂 pic.twitter.com/HAIdZmfth9

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Hello! Nice to meet you, I’m carrot 🥕 pic.twitter.com/RpLneBdDp8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwkwardComedy Retweet when you find SpongeBob pic.twitter.com/Plf7elmdWh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

saschalobo Hier habe ich mal einen Entwurf entworfen für den einzigen Brief, den ich von Martin Schulz jetzt lesen wollen würd..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…u8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Sep 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Honest cooking directions. pic.twitter.com/2Nfa1Aygb4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Sep 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Do you think these little details are important for product packaging design? Loving it! pic.twitter.com/Zp5N77X3RE

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Sep 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Brilliant label. pic.twitter.com/spV63RsA90

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

kaffeecup Meine Antwort auf die Asylkosten-Rechnung der AfD. pic.twitter.com/iTGmdtiJhg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ClipperChip No charger? No problem. pic.twitter.com/VIEol1lgLb

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@UnitymediaHilfe Ok scheint aktuell wieder zu funktionieren! :)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to UnitymediaHilfe

@UnitymediaHilfe Meldet ihr euch bitte wieder, wenn die Störung behoben sein sollte? Bin gerade auf langsamem Ersat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pc

via Twitter Web Client in reply to UnitymediaHilfe

ORasche Die alte Kaffeemaschine hat Recht! pic.twitter.com/jJmRFyQEGn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Sep 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheUrbanSlangs Me trying to be sexy. pic.twitter.com/gbS0ABgbKM

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Sep 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Linuzifer Krasses Feedback zu Logbuch:Netzpolitik.
logbuch-netzpolitik.de/lnp227-magenta…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:08 PM, Sep 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DJSnM Based on user feedback: pic.twitter.com/lxz74zt6a9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:34 PM, Sep 11th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ErnstvAll
(Cartoon Rabe) pic.twitter.com/XZyuaTidhU

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Sep 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Ein Traum wird wahr: Schoko-Döner!! pic.twitter.com/CNqoGflqrI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:22 PM, Sep 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

robbi5 Und die so: @LVB_direkt - macht mal eure Fahrplandaten offen! pic.twitter.com/W2OzAWa4Xa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Sep 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Great window sign pic.twitter.com/LkfgpKKr88

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Sep 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FriedemannWeise Gespräche auf dem Land (vol. 4):
»Ich hab den Bus verpasst.«
»Dann nimm doch den nächsten.«
»Ok. Kann ich bei dir p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Sep 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

verschdl Original griechischer Salat ;) will da jemand auf Wikipedia argumentieren? ;) pic.twitter.com/LsEbGYWDeD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Sep 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_s_clark This is magnificent. pic.twitter.com/eoK2vwu0SF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Sep 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

code Don’t forget about @code shortcut cheat sheets:
Win: code.visualstudio.com/shortcuts/keyb…
Mac: code.visualstudio.com/shortcuts/keyb…
Linux:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 AM, Sep 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know pic.twitter.com/dqZieN2V5Q

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Muermel “Ich habe ein neues Auto”

Und A L L E Männer so: “Geil, wieviel PS?”
Und A L L E Frauen so: “Süß, wie heisst es denn?”

🤷🏻‍♀️

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

jpahonen Ah, young love. pic.twitter.com/Nq9nd1QMxO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Victory is mine! pic.twitter.com/dJnoBDF8X5

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Billboard for Taystee Chili Sauce pic.twitter.com/vOzMZXZ7vU

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

RomanRafreider Puuuh, das muss einem mal einfallen pic.twitter.com/ejtCc82HJm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

LetKiser Den Spaltern das Gesicht zeigen! Wie ein Vorsitzender eines Sportvereins ein -Plakat entfernte & sich selbst an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S9

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:17 AM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

dreimalalles From Robert Crumb’s Sketchbook (’68-’75) | Professor Frink from “The Simpsons” pic.twitter.com/n9XCBB1YT1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:42 AM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Stupid__Signs Irony at its finest.. pic.twitter.com/AXh4LX0AnJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:40 AM, Sep 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

stilkov +1. Wieso darf man keinen Friseursalon ohne Meister betreiben, braucht für Wahlsoftware aber nicht mal Grundverstän..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tp

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Sep 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thug_420_ I can ride my bike with no handle bars…… pic.twitter.com/s54PKxDjtx

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Sep 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

kaffeecup Zwei Lifehacks, die dein Leben besser machen:

1.) Sag ‘Ja’, wenn du Ja meinst

2.) Sag ‘Nein’, wenn du Nein meinst

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Sep 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen RAF-Terror und seine Wirkung - Der lange Schatten des Deutschen Herbstes srv.deutschlandradio.de/dlf-audiothek-…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Sep 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

theresakalmer Wer hört schon auf einen Thomas de Maizière?

Ich nicht. pic.twitter.com/D2WDr2XZam

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Sep 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hak5 What’s the quickest way to steal a Windows password hash? hakshop.com/blogs/news/wha… pic.twitter.com/Fzcqrb0vdg

via Meet Edgar (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Sep 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Just flashed an image with by @resin_io! Check it out: etcher.io

via Twitter Web Client

JGamblin This comic reminds me that if security wants a seat at the “adult table” we have to earn it by holding our vendors..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Sep 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

soDamTrues I will never not die laughing 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/TkhNNslwKP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Sep 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

8SAP Das werde ich nie unlustig finden. pic.twitter.com/pMMk6ICrDo

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Sep 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/q29raCOwuJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rainmaker1973 How sheeps seen from a drone behave like a fluid youtu.be/tDQw21ntR64 pic.twitter.com/7AIuLJAOS9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Some_BlackGuy There was a facebook event called ‘Scream Like Goku In Front of Washington Square Arch’ and they actually did it pic.twitter.com/G33feAOu7W

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Klinikchef “Ein Vollkorn-Dinkel-Avocado-Sandwich und ne linksgerührte Sojalatte bitte!”…”WAS BITTE?”…”War Spaß…ich nehm ne Bockwurscht und en Kaffee!”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

regieklappe “Warum ist der Kollege nicht im Meeting?”

“Der schläft heute woanders.”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Sep 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CauseItsHumor I almost peed myself 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9zhdVF4SJo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Sep 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

namenlos4 “Schatz!”
“Ja?”
“Ich brauch dich ganz dringend!”
“😍oh, ich dich….”
“Mach Platz im Tiefkühler! Ich hab’ Fleisch gekauft!”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Sep 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Genau mein Fahrrad. pic.twitter.com/GGWvwkGLwY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Sep 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Wurzelmann USB-connected Enter key. I need it. pic.twitter.com/XDU5wx4L9w

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Sep 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

stillgray Game journalists are incredibly bad at video games. It’s painful to watch this. How do they think they’re qualified..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:11 PM, Sep 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Linuzifer Location: Priceless. pic.twitter.com/sW0qinIs1X

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:52 AM, Sep 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MT_Online Pilotprojekt: Die @DeutschePostDHL testet seltenere Briefzustellung in . mt.de/weltnews/theme…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:28 AM, Sep 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Trust me. I googled it. pic.twitter.com/l2wT46VExT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Sep 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@wochennotizen Sons of Anarchy - Rockergang und Bruderschaft.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wochennotizen

@wochennotizen Mord mit Aussicht - einfach klasse Besetzung

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wochennotizen

Alf_Moeller Alex Gauwald und seine Freunde machen einen Ausflug
pic.twitter.com/u1G7rv130M

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Sep 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

tobybaier Danke Merkel! twitter.com/SophiePassmann…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Sep 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

alech OH: “Ich kenn LAN-Kabel länger als meine Frau!”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:16 AM, Sep 2nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

obviousplant_ Fast, Effective, Pesticide-free pic.twitter.com/XrGqYAlxik

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Sep 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

obviousplant_ Have you tried yelling? pic.twitter.com/1lMCraF0Hi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Sep 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@MartinOehmichen War dies nicht immer: Deutscher durch Geburt. Schwabe durch die Gnade Gottes! 😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MartinOehmichen

pixelatedboat I’ve obtained the script for the first episode of Young Sheldon pic.twitter.com/Fy6ZuPJtZ3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Sep 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)