The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

October 2017

Tigerelch meanwhile at DC pic.twitter.com/zLxACgbGIO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Oct 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Take your time to listen to others! pic.twitter.com/Snvt1jSu5V

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Oct 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CatPornx you can see the moment he realizes he’s been tricked vine.co/v/eMDOQ7bBUKv

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Oct 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

housecor Much of writing testable code boils down to this:

Keep logic and I/O separate. Then you can test logic in isolation without mocking.

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Oct 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Josie1D99 don’t say anything just rt pic.twitter.com/uHH4hf7akQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Oct 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip Things developers do and will never admit
commitstrip.com/2017/10/30/thi… pic.twitter.com/baMcJgWD1q

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Oct 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

leitmedium Apples Konkurrenzprodukt heißt dann eMacs. pic.twitter.com/HEXaJBV3TF

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Oct 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

RaphaelBrinkert Sturmflut ist, was Du draus machst: Hier die Jungs vom Miniatur Wunderland … ;) pic.twitter.com/09D47mSgri

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Oct 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

380kmh rafters catch a rare glimpse of hatchling airplanes flopping their way onto dry land, where they will grow wings an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6N

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Oct 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Optical Illusion Tricks Iceland’s Drivers Into Slowing Down pic.twitter.com/S6GLRkqVc7

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Oct 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DepressedDarth The Imperial March makes everything better pic.twitter.com/Y0ehnPP8fl

via Twittimer (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Oct 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MichaelBonvalot Sebastian Kurz gedenkt der gefallenen Soldaten. Manfred Deix hat dazu bereits alles Wesentliche gesagt. pic.twitter.com/as0kplt3Tb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Oct 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

heiseonline Leicht OT: Aktive Bekämpfung der Erderwärmung? (vza) pic.twitter.com/bKisu3IxL1

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Oct 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

MikasAtelier ⚡️ “Bester Block? Bundeswehr-Block!”

twitter.com/i/moments/9236…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Oct 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

campuscodi BREAKING: NSA updates hiring and application process in light of recent Kaspersky disclosure pic.twitter.com/EOPkMwKCEo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Oct 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SimoneGiertz soup robot DGAF about your soup needs pic.twitter.com/8mRvF3UEBY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Oct 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Meanwhile at the hospital. pic.twitter.com/ajJiaXGE9A

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Oct 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Polizei in Oberbayern… 👮😂 pic.twitter.com/yqrmDn2nz4

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:21 PM, Oct 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DontDoItDonald Why is Trump’s hair so weird? This page design for the ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ book explains all … pic.twitter.com/xejiAi66md

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Meanwhile in China. pic.twitter.com/53Xk5J3Y5a

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AndrewDHudson This is the shit I log on for. pic.twitter.com/5OtwBNDGiu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

advitwit Arguing On Twitter With Facts - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-10-25 | Dilbert by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2017-10-…

via OS X (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Oct 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

eazyliving Woran man merkt, dass man in Bayern ist. pic.twitter.com/orPYwgxBM3

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Oct 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Mahatmapech Ihr habt nun echt ein eigenes Flugzeug? 🙈😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mahatmapech

ThomasOrthmann Der Holländer Falafel van der Fart war der erste Mensch, der nur durch Flatulenz die Erdumlaufbahn erreichte. pic.twitter.com/4NkhOCLZZZ

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Oct 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Babykostüm für dieses 👍🏻😂 pic.twitter.com/gVDxBI2Wut

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Oct 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thereaIbanksy “Which religion cares the most about the homeless?” pic.twitter.com/Z38M3uwzaG

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Oct 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw 1980: Die Sesamstraße in einer Saxophonfabrik - akustisch begleitet von einem Saxophonsolo kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/1980-die… pic.twitter.com/lCWGs9I0ry

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:24 AM, Oct 21st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nieschwietz Priceless. Wie/dass die britische Bahn „Apple Wallet” übersetzt 🔥🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/2EKU4E1Skd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Oct 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

1337core 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/LkB9e8NJdh

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Oct 20th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft How @Microsoft deals with bugs 😂 pic.twitter.com/bwWgkv7d7B

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Oct 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft Lmao 😂 I died of laughter pic.twitter.com/CEB9pbySdE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Oct 19th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mudditanzt01 “Hast Du die Ersatzteile fürs Auto bekommen?”“Ja aber es hat nicht alles so gepasst, wie ichs mir vorgestellt habe.” pic.twitter.com/wpSzhbNcSS

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Oct 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Health and safety wasn’t a priority in the 50s. pic.twitter.com/zd3GUYLGUN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Oct 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

eu_eeas What is a hybrid threat and how do we prevent it? EU completed exercises to test capacity to combat hybr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jg

via Media Studio (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Oct 17th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip WPA2 vulnerability: just a small update
commitstrip.com/2017/10/16/wpa… pic.twitter.com/JvQ1SAE0ZB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Hitching a ride. pic.twitter.com/8Cvn8a5Pid

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:10 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Studienscheiss *steht mit Blumen an der Haltestelle*

Jugendliche tuscheln. Einer meint abfällig:
“Haha, Blumen für deine Mama?”

Ich:
“Nein, für deine.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads “Don’t work hard, work intelligent!” pic.twitter.com/WuQBQmLH28

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Just taking the van for its morning walk. pic.twitter.com/DyI4YS4G9g

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Oct 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

otxku There’s a Japanese gameshow where they change something in a room with chocolate and the contestants have to try an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t6

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Oct 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

j_zeverino When humans aren’t around… pic.twitter.com/4iBm8OWbZA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Oct 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

HRGajek Die Enthüllung: was in den MFGs der Telekom wirklich drin ist: Bionic Networks:-) pic.twitter.com/g2Uv0hVKGj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Oct 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

srigi “Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know”

It is hard for humans to get the picture until you translate it to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Id

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:14 PM, Oct 13th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Akira_86 Dönerauflauf 🍴

- Über Nacht durchgeweichter Döner zerhackt in Form geben
- CremeFraiche, Chilisoße & Parmesan drau..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rc

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Oct 12th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@F_Backhaus @OffenbartCast Er tut zwar so als ob er die Folge lädt, aber beim Abspielen kommt dann diese Meldung. 🙁 pic.twitter.com/DUEPghMZzs

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to F_Backhaus

Sprayraumbarbie Probiere zum ersten Mal Blätterteig-Apfeltaschen mit Zimt und Zucker auf dem Sandwichmaker. Bin gespannt. pic.twitter.com/u4Ocd9a4uf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Oct 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sprayraumbarbie Fertig. Heiße Apfeltasche. 5 Minuten fürs Äpfel kochen, 9 Minuten im Quetsche-Toaster. Dazu Vanillesauce. pic.twitter.com/uiv1pTvyts

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Oct 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@OffenbartCast Der Fehler äußert sich so. Ich benutze die Standard Podcast App von iOS 11 🙈 pic.twitter.com/GT6Wu6O0nE

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OffenbartCast

Wir brauchen deine Stimme! Bei der ING-DiBa können wir 1.000 € für unseren Verein holen. ing-diba.de/verein/app/clu…

via Twitter Web Client

@OffenbartCast euer Podcast Feed scheint leider kaputt zu sein. Kann es leider nicht mit dem iPhone runterladen! 🙈

via Twitter for iPhone

Fotograf_Lauer ** **
Wir verschenken GELD GEGEN RECHTS
Du bestimmst, wieviel. Per Retweet
..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Oct 9th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BR24 - ist doch eigentlich kinderleicht! pic.twitter.com/d6HtUpSimO

via Media Studio (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DC4LW Erhalte Post mit einer Briefmarke mit einer Fregatte abgebildet. Antworte mit einem „Seestück”. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/adLwWNfvaj

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft Somebody sent me this one 😂 pic.twitter.com/DD5lSND57L

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

fiete_stegers taz-Interview mit Nazi-Aussteigerin Heidi Benneckenstein ist viel informativer als die 2 Seiten im Spiegel taz.de/!5450880/

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Oct 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ramminger Bitte unendlich retweeten, weil ich @swanlich unendlich liebe. Danke. pic.twitter.com/mbzI9zt2Ng

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Oct 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

jesscuster “Einen Tequila, bitte.”

“Heute drei für vier Euro.”

“Neun Tequila, bitte.”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Oct 7th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia When you lock your keys in the car in Russia. pic.twitter.com/T6LzZUvP8O

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Oct 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

BauN3RD “Oh Shit, kann man den irgendwie wieder ausschalten?” pic.twitter.com/sQ1PSQlfHH

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Oct 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

annalecta Saudi Arabia king’s golden escalator stairs got stuck coming out of his airplane into Moscow in Russia yesterday. pic.twitter.com/xGKYtSvEUs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Oct 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw Gleisschotterbettungsreinigungsmaschine: kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/gleissch…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Oct 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

itsboyschapter These octopus kites are insane! 🐙😱 pic.twitter.com/e69tXoN26i

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Oct 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

ianbremmer Quite an installation. pic.twitter.com/SPUKnBf4it

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Oct 6th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

thereaIbanksy Learn more, see more pic.twitter.com/1UGi8IFLQ4

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Oct 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Awesome message and I love the way you can see the driver’s face in the mirror. pic.twitter.com/EZszLZkrR6

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Oct 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SuseMuench Das Schaf-Barometer sagt: Bis jetzt noch kein Sturm. pic.twitter.com/kgZtKjWgNe

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Oct 5th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Studienscheiss Ich muss heute noch meine Tabletten nehmen… pic.twitter.com/acfRIp7U0t

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Oct 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

DeePrinzessin “Ich habe alles im Leben gesehen.”

“Es gibt einen auf’m Dudelsack Star-Wars-Musik spielenden Einradfahrer mit Vade..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t0

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Oct 4th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

blinry I built a new bot to help you fix cut-off avatars: @fixmyavatar

To use it, just send it an account name – the bottwitter.com/i/web/status/9…FN0i

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Oct 3rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)