The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

January 2018

khaxan When you’re a civil engineer but you always wanted to be a network engineer pic.twitter.com/G5dEdAlsq9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

maybekatz RT if you got in the habit of putting spaces around URLs when you’re parenthesizing them because your IRC client (a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2r

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

caschy Was wir heute sehen werden. pic.twitter.com/vtVrL1mP3O

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:06 AM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

astroehlein Some of the suggestions going around are pretty hilarious… (these via @RJonesUX @GerryHassan &..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1K

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Jan 17th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

PKuperArt Today’s New Yorker daily cartoon pic.twitter.com/n2L3pgK0r3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Jan 16th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

MisterCh0c Rolling your own encryption pic.twitter.com/rWkWIFzTQH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Jan 16th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GillyBerlin Das hier ist der beste Text, den ihr diese Woche im Internet lesen werdet.

Glaubt mir. twitter.com/WIRED/status/9…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Jan 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sehnaoui A simple, yet brilliant, do it yourself Roomba.
pic.twitter.com/rjEdyUlxko

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:21 PM, Jan 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

the_shootguy Vorschläge für Wlan Namen

# Martin Router King
# In einem LAN vor unserer Zeit
# Wu Tang LAN
# It hurts when IP
#..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jan 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Five bucks… pic.twitter.com/KEMHdYwGRc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Jan 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ltsKermit Choose wisely pic.twitter.com/ZcC87CNm8i

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Jan 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads A very clever way to advertise job openings pic.twitter.com/Z4N0LFp6sC

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Jan 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

samkalidi Stormtroopers walking down the stairs followed by Darth Vader. pic.twitter.com/LoQhOtdkpq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Jan 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

liniertkariert Rufe den Mann aus dem Auto an:

Ich: „Du, hier blinkt der Alarm fürs Kühlwasser! Was mach ich denn jetzt?”

Er: „Ka..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0Z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Jan 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

herr_geheimrat WTF? RT @d4niphantom: Here’s the Imperial March my friends pic.twitter.com/X8GiCrcJyJ

via Hotot for Chrome (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Jan 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

xpac When hackerspaces get mail from their PSP. @chaospott pic.twitter.com/N8HWZdJ7eo

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

VaderSan Saw this last night and thought “BIOS? Those must be some real IT nerds up there” and then realized it pic.twitter.com/lcrHadnnAa

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

jottes Beeindruckendes 800m Rennen der Olympiade in München. Man achte auf den Läufer, der nach der 1. Runde weit abgeschl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ve

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Jan 10th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

tothekidswho this gif never fails to brighten up my day pic.twitter.com/oFTYTcSsw9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Jan 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Gemeinsam gelingen doch die besten Tweets…. pic.twitter.com/SLxKxDIkjX

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Jan 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

depressionnote depression symptoms ⚠️

• loss of interest in things you liked.
• insomnia.
• feelings of guilt and worthlessness…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Jan 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Endzeitkind Cool, wo kann man sich dafür bewerben! 😂🙈

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Endzeitkind

SchillingBlum Guten Appetit. pic.twitter.com/wB0LeRuWEX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Jan 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

lino Stadt der Hacker pic.twitter.com/sfzmGCetsL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Jan 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

nyaniq Amirani Giorganashvili connecting a sector antenna while setting up a tower on Diklo Mountain in Tusheti, a beautif..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oU

via IFTTT (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Jan 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Für die Reiseplanung hier alle Pubs in Großbritannien…

Via @jetzt pic.twitter.com/YFhN82mY9h

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Jan 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

erdgeist To summarize, the basics of and was basically known in 2005 twitter.com/cperciva/statu…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kk

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Jan 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p This is a knockout campaign :) pic.twitter.com/HWfeRGeJwa

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Jan 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

BobbyBoebsel Die einzigen Jagdtrophäen die ich akzeptieren kann pic.twitter.com/eu1xvjv2EX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Jan 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

0xUID Apple: “We slow your phones down without telling you to conserve battery.”
Intel: “Hold my beer.”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Jan 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Survival Kit ☑️ pic.twitter.com/bK9cdLetBD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jan 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

davywtf They laughed when I built an ARM cluster from Raspberry Pi’s instead of running VMs on Intel machines… Where’s yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Jan 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sakyrahhh My grandma passed away my junior year of high school. A month before she passed, she left me a voicemail wishing me..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Jan 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Research_Tim Moral of this happy start of 2018:
- Always keep your OS, browsers, and security software fully updated.
- Assume..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Jan 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZachWeiner Pretty pleased with this from the latest patreon livedraw. pic.twitter.com/XeVjryAtin

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Jan 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

muskrat_john Never forget… pic.twitter.com/K1xHzsZJV6

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jan 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@me_freakshow War irgendwie zu erwarten, wie die meisten Congress Besucher! 😏

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to me_freakshow

VeitKlapp Ich habe mit dem Rauchen aufgehört twitter.com/passionfui/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Jan 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@missoggi Du hast ja den gleichen Rucksack wie ich! 😊

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to missoggi

leipzigermesse Auch im Dekorieren setzt der neue Maßstäbe im CCL und den Messehallen! pic.twitter.com/0baZ0POO62

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jan 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

HerrSupersonic Suche 4 Menschen, die sich mit mir beim perfekten Dinner anmelden.
Alle kochen Nudeln mit Ketchup.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Jan 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann Was ist denn das? Sieht aus wie ne alte Klingel.
Für Signalübertragung wäre vermutlich sowas wie Arduino am einfachsten.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

@luebbermann Das sind ja nur 4 Adern pro Buchse! Aber wenigstens nun sauber mit Blende. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

_MG_ HID attacks via USB drives have become too suspicious. What about embedding the attack inside a USB cable?

Just a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Jan 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

erdgeist Seriously blown away by 7k+ public transport tickets sold. I take that as a community vote to just make all..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Jan 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

JennyPentland someone keeps doing this to my neighbor’s water tank and he keeps painting over it and I hope it never ends pic.twitter.com/UOWdjICrSk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Jan 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@lino Interessant. Gibt es einen Hintergrund dazu?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lino

sanitario_ Ich schreibe ein Kochbuch und meine Rezepte werden alle so beginnen:

“Man schneide Knoblauch und Fleisch in einem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:49 PM, Jan 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ernst_michalek Bin heute vom in Leipzig zurückgekehrt und hab viele Fotos mitgebracht :-)
s.egm.at/34c3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Jan 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

aalkonsum Das Geheimnis beim Raclette ist die richtige Größe des Pfännchen! pic.twitter.com/2ivhGM9ydV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Jan 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

terriwelshhhh What kind of place have we booked😂😂 pic.twitter.com/i1v0CaYUxI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Jan 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)