The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

February 2018

erdgeist Wie man mit chinesischen Scammern am besten umgeht: me.me/i/20836477

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Feb 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

kamil2_0 Wenn ihr noch schnell ein kleines Mitbringsel für das nächste Twittertreffen sucht… pic.twitter.com/POvx11rfgm

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Feb 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

PARTEI_Hannover Wir haben für den ja schon lange einen Lösungsvorschlag bei uns hängen… pic.twitter.com/eR3S9gkLCl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Feb 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Jabba the Hutt in the layers of sawdust pic.twitter.com/QvU4m1vitr

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Feb 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Philosophie für Fortgeschrittene… 😂 pic.twitter.com/zdijuRLhv1

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Feb 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Best photobomb ever. pic.twitter.com/T0WPifZcSp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Feb 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Research_Tim How it feels observing a Twitter debate in your mentions. pic.twitter.com/V3rZGhjLUK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Feb 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Outsmarting the boss. pic.twitter.com/fvgbopeCX4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Feb 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft Somebody sent me this one pic.twitter.com/UIP6OkkyIc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Feb 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

41Strange UK company allows you to create your own luggage with your face on it to avoid airport baggage confusion pic.twitter.com/is6o34N1Hs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Feb 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

MsHaughs So much fun sharing the @Raspberry_Pi ❤️ today at @MDUSDSymposium “Raspberry Pi Crash Course” day-long work..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Feb 26th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Harryslaststand I am always amazed that it wasn’t until I was 18 and in the RAF that I used a telephone for the first time and now at 95 I am on twitter.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Feb 26th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

chaotin REINGEGUCKT!!! pic.twitter.com/PHuUl7BaLN

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Feb 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

verloren_84 Kinder ❤️ pic.twitter.com/Mp1kT6KqNL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Feb 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

BahnAnsagen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Dank an Danny Walter) pic.twitter.com/GRMNpiPTW7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Feb 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 The three stages of life…. pic.twitter.com/OVUXmMUkfx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Feb 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Bayernpartei @phantomthk Na gut! Aber lasst uns das Frankenland noch zu Deutschland gehören! 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bayernpartei

PJStringfellow Very funny 🐟 pic.twitter.com/BCyw0E11tw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Feb 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

kersty111 Da könnte etwas wahres dran sein 😉 pic.twitter.com/pCFFY0hbcu

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Feb 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

scy Fun Fact! pic.twitter.com/HYnB1uZSlp

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:51 AM, Feb 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

brittSTGT Stuttgarter Nahverkehr in a nutshell. (Foto gestohlen, Quelle unklar.) pic.twitter.com/QRseqX7mbA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Feb 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

changelog Naming things is hard pic.twitter.com/fMYaAOMnxC

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Feb 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft It is too quiet in here … ;) pic.twitter.com/1YC1QP3gQP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Feb 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

GoekhanY What a great and Session - for all who would like to own Dux´s eBook regarding / jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:56 PM, Feb 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Harry Potter and the mystery of Russian public transport. pic.twitter.com/nvvY8mnLVK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Feb 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

iamdevloper When you over-allocate budget to design pic.twitter.com/KP7GJXXnNc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:10 AM, Feb 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

footballaustria Es gibt 17 Staffeln und 217 Folgen von SOKO Kitzbühel. Damit fällt statistisch jede/r 38. Kitzbühler/in einem Gewal..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gb

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:08 AM, Feb 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Proto_Mike Wenn du dich beruhigen musst aber auf 180 bist pic.twitter.com/IE4zSS0YV2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Feb 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Das Internet ist eben auch bei Microsoft langsam, wenn alle im gleichen WLAN sind! 😂 Da ist das WLAN eben imm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rr

via Twitter for iPhone

spschwabe Auch Microsoft selbst bleibt vor Updates in unpassenden Momenten nicht verschont 😂 pic.twitter.com/kcB0gH4JH3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Feb 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Guten Morgen! pic.twitter.com/yFMuzM9hX6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Feb 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ennolenze Wer baut daraus ein Motto? :D pic.twitter.com/kd5YV7XVy9

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Feb 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Das nenne ich mal eine Entschuldigung… 😂 pic.twitter.com/7DPWi3yaVs

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Feb 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia The back up Russian curling team. pic.twitter.com/QOHhkhJMqu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

SethCotlar IMHO, the world needs more anti-capitalist cow memes. pic.twitter.com/NavhtEmp1T

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian supercar. pic.twitter.com/JVD45Vfb9x

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

bradan This is a double banana. RT for 5 years of good luck. Ignore for 10 years of bad luck. Wouldn’t risk it pic.twitter.com/eeAF33av6W

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:10 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

MickyBeisenherz Warum wir bald aussterben werden. Und das wohl auch gut so ist. pic.twitter.com/GzJMPcxCnJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@trollofix Und wie genau jetzt? Wenn man zittrige Hände hat um etwas zu schälen?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to trollofix

depressionnote some people with depression

• can’t get out of bed, some can
• can’t get a job, some can
• can’t eat, some can
• c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…u3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheDIYideas Stuffed Chicken Parmesan pic.twitter.com/3VhlkBlyr3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

daniel_bohrer An ASCII text file* that is also a valid x86 DOS binary, containing a papier describing the very technique of compi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Feb 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DrWaumiau 100 g Pommes haben bis zu 17 mg Vitamin C.
Der Körper braucht jeden Tag mindestens 100 mg.

Um gesund zu bleiben, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Feb 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Eigenbroeckler In Germany, we don’t say “Will you marry me?”, we say „Hat ja auch steuerliche Vorteile und wenn mal Kinder da sind..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jr

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Feb 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft LOL. Thanks @wiccawill420 for sharing it. pic.twitter.com/tHBp12Mqq8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Feb 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

chorherr In Deutschland wird Nulltarif für den öffentl. Verkehr diskutiert.
In Wien haben wir ein sehr erfolgreiches Modell…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uh

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Feb 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

changelog git clone —depth 1 pic.twitter.com/ElqbOdG2wj

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Feb 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Cpt_Backnang Egal, wenn die Ideen trotzdem weiterleben haben sie ja doch was erreicht. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Cpt_Backnang

McJesse GREAT JOB BOSTON DYNAMICS. YOU NAILED THE WAY I, A NORMAL HUMAN, ALWAYS ENTER A ROOM. pic.twitter.com/OGmGTKHnC1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Feb 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

twittlik Ziemlich sicher fake – aber so wahr. Wäre noch stärker gewesen ohne die Beleidigungtwitter.com/JCaesareo/stat…y3

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Feb 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

me_too Ow. Oops. They found out. pic.twitter.com/BW87L7fRAv

via Twitshot.com (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Feb 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Informatiker sind also Psychologen! 🙈😂 pic.twitter.com/tR6rMNF7zy

via Twitter for iPhone

@neingeist Ohwei, float ist einfach ein Graus! 🙈😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to neingeist

barstoolsports We found the best athlete at the Olympics pic.twitter.com/km1ndhJAnC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Feb 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

aljwhite This is one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen in all my life pic.twitter.com/Yp9xlhdKC9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Feb 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

the_shootguy Endlich mal zeitgemäße Emojis… pic.twitter.com/ywJzk0r6yW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sarahyilmaz Mutter arbeitet:

„Rabenmutter! Verbringt zu wenig Zeit mit ihren Kindern!”

Mutter bleibt zu Hause:

„Überhaupt ni..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

tazgezwitscher Guten Morgen! Das ist der Preis, den man in Nordkorea für ein Olympia-Ticket zahlen muss pic.twitter.com/uLOzRN09im

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

FailsWork Teamwork. pic.twitter.com/lNAiQsf8jT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

TeamChemtrail Bilder vom set. pic.twitter.com/ZRExb3okzP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Very Russian sky. pic.twitter.com/aUt4JwcEaQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Bitch I’m a Lada. pic.twitter.com/ov9RkMDd2W

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

SophiePassmann Köln manchmal, ey ❤️ pic.twitter.com/NCohdFP4JP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:19 AM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Believe me Officer, speed is relative. pic.twitter.com/DqOlDa8H0d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:18 AM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

thomasvanschaik North Korea’s ‘army of beauties’ lays down the challenge to football fans the world over…
pic.twitter.com/eANwtfG0mO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:59 AM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Das Leben ist zu kurz fuer den falschen Job pic.twitter.com/9gZBOywOJ9

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:56 AM, Feb 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Best Russian dash cam video ever. pic.twitter.com/a1soAsxYC2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Feb 10th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Lauseb_engel Wer von Euch war das jetzt schon wieder? pic.twitter.com/9GvSE3QxGB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 AM, Feb 10th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

jessfraz .@arschles is my hero 🤣 pic.twitter.com/LfYXmde3DE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Feb 10th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

wasvonmir Zeile 2133: Wir wollen, dass Mobilität über alle Fortbewegungsmittel hinweg geplant, gebucht und bezahlt werden kan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Feb 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

reeft Ich liebe Deutschland. twitter.com/der_rosenkranz…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:43 PM, Feb 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

SpaceCatPics reading bullshit on my timeline pic.twitter.com/TRoNnfWCVz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Feb 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

JuliaSinglesias Tochter ruft panisch an:
„Mama, das WLAN zuhause geht nicht mehr. Was kann das sein?”
Ich:
„Wahrscheinlich wegen de..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Feb 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Interesting shopping bag pic.twitter.com/7tZakRnsLh

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Feb 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian engineering. pic.twitter.com/eFGf3aue9s

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:56 PM, Feb 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann Kommt es aus China? Selbst AliExpress ist ja schneller. 🙈

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

SimoneGiertz when people ask me to fix their computer pic.twitter.com/3XpE8r9xNH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Feb 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

joleffers SPIEGEL-Affäre: Heute vor 55 Jahren wurde Rudolf Augstein, vermeintlicher “Landesverräter”, nach 103 Tagen aus der..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jl

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Feb 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@pixolin @Nextclouders Ich warte lieber die 13.0.1 ab! 😂🙈

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pixolin

janboehm Jahrzehntelang nur interessante wissenschaftliche Experimente im Weltraum gemacht und keine Sau hat es interessiert..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7J

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Feb 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@heckpiet Funktioniert das Solar zuverlässig?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to heckpiet

LUArlp Das kommt davon, wenn Algorithmen kluge Tipps geben 😉 pic.twitter.com/Sx6Wr1716N

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Feb 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

JohnCleese I’ve never seen this joke before twitter.com/playthroughlin…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Feb 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

MalwareJake When IT tells you “the patch is incompatible with our legacy software. But don’t worry, we’ve mitigated the risk wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ms

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:28 PM, Feb 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

joeyalison I’m opening up a sandwich shop and I’m just going to sell these 2 very, very different sandwiches. pic.twitter.com/RQExr6yULp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Feb 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 This is savage. pic.twitter.com/9n2xVZCHB4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Feb 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Metafrantic When libraries troll their patrons. pic.twitter.com/Hn8a96f8je

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Feb 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

kersty111 Mich ärgert immer wieder das “Gesellschaftsklassendenken” einiger Menschen.

In einer funktionierenden Gesellschaft..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Aj

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Feb 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gaby3101 “Sie zittern ja. Frieren Sie auch so?”
“Nein. Ich bin fett und Sie haben mich gerade angerempelt.”

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Feb 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

marsch_dieter Zur Kenntnis genommen…. Sind eh zu zäh…😂 pic.twitter.com/O1twTRZV9P

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Feb 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ColemanMisty @EffinBirds bingo!!! edition!!! Getting one of these is the only reason I scroll thru @Twitter pic.twitter.com/A4wWA0Yu4j

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Feb 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

erdgeist Man müsste OwnCloud allein schon wegen des coolen Projektnamens in CommonLisp reimplementieren: CLOwnCloud 😂

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Feb 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Dumme Witze, niedlich illustriert. pic.twitter.com/nnPB5F17Hx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:54 PM, Feb 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Tesla v Lada
Your move @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/At34Gua5nc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Feb 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

HilariousEdited this fits perfectly 😂 pic.twitter.com/hw6DqqDw8T

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Feb 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

climagic Spectacular motherboard cake my daughter made for me. It uses buttercream frosting so it’s also vulnerable to meltd..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…38

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:22 AM, Feb 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Ein Pentester geht in eine Bar.

Er bestellt ein Bier, dann 0 Bier, dann -1 Bier, eine Schildkröte, 65536 Biere, di..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…76

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

GalacticTimmy *das Internet explodiert* pic.twitter.com/fuHo7PppMx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

esopriester Alles ist anders in Bayern, auch die antifa pic.twitter.com/uAXgFukrVh

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Darwinism refuted. pic.twitter.com/dlQLJnyuJl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@PostelGert Wer nimmt Überhaupt Kameras oder sonstiges elektronisches Gerät mit in eine Sauna? 😳

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PostelGert

HuWOmanKIND Liebe Zwitscherer- und Innen könnt ihr mir helfen? Ich suche eine Annelise oder Annliese Günter oder Günther, die 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

gvaireth Building horses in various languages
pic.twitter.com/pqJlvO7MUF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:22 PM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

David_Schraven Hey Leute.

Ich hab noch nie im Ausland ein Mettbrötchen gesehen. Also rohes, gehacktes Schweinefleisch auf Brötch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2D

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

miseryinstars “Sie müssen spontaner werden.” - “Wann?”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

JohnnyOohhh Me: “I’m going to bed early tonight”

Me at 3 am: pic.twitter.com/XVpbkGkkkO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Lastfreak_HH „Er wacht nicht auf.”
„Dann gib ihm eins mit dem Reanimationsbrett.” pic.twitter.com/8CZvWDbdAk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Feb 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Lastfreak_HH @StephDammi @doppeldaumen Und ich dachte schon ihr weckt damit die Toten auf. 😳🙈

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Lastfreak_HH

benderdehnung Meine Frau hat das Verkehrsleitsystem gehackt. pic.twitter.com/jtZ1b0Ivk8

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Feb 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Twelectra „Entschuldigung, haben Sie Feuer?”
„Sorry, ich habe aufgehört.”
„Zu rauchen, oder Männern Feuer zu geben?”

Ok. :)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 AM, Feb 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

kefer83512 Das würde ich voll und ganz unterstützen…. pic.twitter.com/ctjm4jLTTu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:57 PM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

theintercept Too many of us are OK with the @NFL’s violence, because we don’t know these men. interc.pt/2BL1G7B

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ootrinityoo Dieser Schock, wenn man ein Produkt benutzt und erst hinterher das Verfallsdatum sieht. pic.twitter.com/aKmeDjcP2r

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

makeandfake I’m coming for your brand @SimoneGiertz pic.twitter.com/C3TNR0V5sK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:57 PM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Words of wisdom. pic.twitter.com/jVGSuoqHKq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Feb 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@m_dorn_ @Der_Postillon Satire? Die schreiben doch selbst ehrliche Nachrichten 1875! 😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to m_dorn_