The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

March 2018

@evilini1 Einfach zur Bank gehen, aufs Sparkonto einzahlen und wieder auszahlen. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evilini1

changelog Left: I open sourced my side project today and people find it useful

Right: I open sourced my side project last ye..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PU

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Mar 31st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

kriegundfreitag Tagebucheintrag 30.03.18 pic.twitter.com/a2JaDUNBmT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Mar 31st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ruthkaeppchen Alte Rechnung über den “Amiga 2000” gefunden. Alte Zeiten… pic.twitter.com/wdewQC3SAR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Mar 30th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Know The KKK’s sponsorship was eventually revoked because they failed to actually pick up litter from the highway. pic.twitter.com/FUOQuw4Cs3

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Mar 30th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@grauhut Gerade mal nachgelesen. Schon irgendwie cool. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grauhut

@AdrianDymorz @m_und_g @AlexDahlem Gut, ich hatte es natürlich auch selbst nachgeprüft. Trotzdem musste ich erst etwas schmunzeln. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AdrianDymorz

@grauhut @Festool Ist es besonderes Material das du schleifst? Ansonsten ist es echt ein Fail vom Bandschleifer!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grauhut

evilini1 Noch mehr Cartoon. pic.twitter.com/2XFSAmI5I8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Mar 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Disney’s dark humour. pic.twitter.com/mYLbODBVZA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Mar 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

lemanshots Es gibt Fortschritte.
Guten Morgen! 🤗 pic.twitter.com/y0adtrQuKk

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

SignsFun No expectation. pic.twitter.com/4UNifPOHDc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Mar 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

vj_novu 青空BASE HOUSE 神社⛩ pic.twitter.com/wcT73Jfbtc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Mar 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

wimremes Reddit, for geeks. pic.twitter.com/kIOOJdFxV3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Mar 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

bitfield If you think you’re on the project from hell, this will cheer you up:

* 6M lines of obsolete flavour C++
* 50K cla..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c9

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Mar 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian WiFi. pic.twitter.com/aZdGbUUgJL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Mar 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Most accurate pie chart ever. pic.twitter.com/Zv4wrhvxWd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Mar 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

JGamblin Public-key cryptography: idea-instructions.com/public-key/

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 12:40 AM, Mar 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ekynos Woran ich denke, wenn jemand bei CDU/CSU von „Cybersicherheit” redet pic.twitter.com/C95ennT7IZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Mar 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Stop_Trump20 First Lady of Poland needs some kind of award for this….😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DvNIzSviM1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Mar 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Welche Werte muss das USB Netzteil denn für den Feinstaubsensor haben? Reichen 5V / 1A aus? Oder sogar kleinere Werte? @codeforS

via Twitter Web Client

Nursemordor88 Best way to help someone with anxiety and depression 💜 pic.twitter.com/DIyVcl2EnK

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:29 AM, Mar 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

dylanmckaynz Downloaded my facebook data as a ZIP file

Somehow it has my entire call history with my partner’s mum pic.twitter.com/CIRUguf4vD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Mar 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sashbeinacht Merkel: “Und Du Jens, kannst Du überhaupt was, welches Ministerium soll ich Dir denn bitte geben?”
Seehofer: *niest..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:21 AM, Mar 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

gerzic is alive! Abusing : Covert channels using AT commands
at by @mindcrypt @Coke727..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:26 AM, Mar 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

trailhead 🐑 These are pundamentally awesome! Updated trailmoji for . You’ve goat to check them out:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DY

via Radian6 -Social Media Management (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Mar 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerBulo Mein Frühstück macht sich gerade darüber lustig, dass ich überall irgendwelche Gesichter sehe 😒… pic.twitter.com/sTkhHsFsje

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:29 PM, Mar 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

jonastrovje die marx ampelmännchen in trier massiv meme potential pic.twitter.com/Vg7qMx8pLZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:29 PM, Mar 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx “Ach, Du verstehst mich eh nicht.” - NEUE “Glückskind”-Folge

Alle Folgen hier: der-flix.de pic.twitter.com/ldSp9gWx5L

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Mar 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

hipsterfitness So. Wir suchen für Freunde dringendst im Umkreis (15km) von eine 3 ZKB Wohnung zum Kauf (max. 190.000 €..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Mar 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

despens Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history’
Me: pic.twitter.com/CfofbZvtqj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Mar 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

RexDartEskimoPi Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.”

Me: pic.twitter.com/WTL6ZX5f1t

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Mar 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sixtus So geht’s! pic.twitter.com/9w8WME0YhR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Mar 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CorwinB87 I have no idea who originally recorded this but it needed sound effects in the worst way, so I added some pic.twitter.com/mihLe3YzPC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Mar 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia When you have to elect a president at 4pm and head off on a crusade at 5.30pm. pic.twitter.com/WW7c3lP1XQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Mar 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

WorldAndScience Science v Engineering pic.twitter.com/GwKuYjG1Lk

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:36 AM, Mar 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

montherrat im telling yall mexican kids are a different type of breed pic.twitter.com/7I2R0aI3W6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Mar 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@1337core Ok, dann glaub ich es dir halt mal so! 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 1337core

1337core Wenn Sie freien Speicherplatz wollen, dann löschen Sie doch einfach alle ihre Daten.

🙌🏼

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Mar 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

deBaer TIL: Der neue bayrische Ministerpräsident ist begeisterter Cosplayer, selbst während der Arbeitszeit. pic.twitter.com/sfLvUkpG7g

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Mar 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip When you think you’ve finished the project, but actually you haven’t… at all…commitstrip.com/2018/03/16/whe…Wpic.twitter.com/7s1NCJfDxWxW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Mar 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Was ist denn los mit @me_freakshow ? 🙁 Hat die Aufnahme nicht geklappt oder einfach keine Zeit? 🙂

via Twitter for iPhone

Adam_MarkOliver My mum is a postwoman & today she delivered this lady’s telegram from the queen for being 100 years old. When my mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

fbz pi 🥞 pic.twitter.com/WcLtIf4yoH

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ThePiHut We’re running a giveaway to celebrate the release of the new Raspberry Pi 3 B+! Five (oh yes five!) Pi 3 B+ boards..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VA

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:46 PM, Mar 14th, 2018 via Gleam Competition App)

twittlik Wie geil ist die denn? 😱😱😱 twitter.com/tagesschau/sta…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Mar 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

eylouflynn Schreckgespenst pic.twitter.com/2qN2Lc1Mw7

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Mar 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Normal day in the life of a Russian President. pic.twitter.com/Kh0QUZzLmV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Mar 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

FailsWork Professional engineering. pic.twitter.com/5mNutzh91y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Mar 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

larsklint Conference booth level: 9000. pic.twitter.com/FTolgZ9GvT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Mar 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

marceldirsus Don’t worry guys, bananas will save us

pic.twitter.com/2qjF4VQM1i

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Mar 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

twittlik Endlich wieder Congress Feeling @twiddern @jepesch pic.twitter.com/N9nh939M3X

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DankeOlga protipp aus heslach pic.twitter.com/UXtSAuUeto

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Mar 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia You may be badass but you’ll never be this bad ass. pic.twitter.com/45mFWZSQC5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Mar 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

SignsFun Top trolling from Burger King. pic.twitter.com/0RXJjg6KrU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:54 PM, Mar 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sixtus Antifa, 1932 pic.twitter.com/kIrUyoXrXl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Mar 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

herr_papa ja ja, nennt UNS auf Twitter Psychopathen aber WER posiert denn bitte auf Instagram mit seiner Spatensamm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…V3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Mar 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

GLudger Das glaubt mir niemand. pic.twitter.com/nh7KiRjmsj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:44 PM, Mar 10th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@RAStadler @DoroBaer Ich hab’s doch schon immer gewusst! Alle Psychopathen! 😂🤯😳❓

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RAStadler

CarlGottlieb Diversity is pretty useful pic.twitter.com/iUdJtuAqLW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:52 PM, Mar 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Chewmana Ist das nicht eine skandinavische Marke?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Chewmana

Wurzelmann Life as an adult pic.twitter.com/a6xi6xCXy1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Mar 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

JulianAssange Party to end height privilege. pic.twitter.com/88pLdnU1r2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Mar 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Paxter_Redwyne Heiko Maas: 3x im Saarland gescheitert.
Hubertus Heil: 2x als Generalsekretär einen Bundeswahlkampf in den Sand ges..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jg

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Mar 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Parking in Russia 🇷🇺 pic.twitter.com/GSjwq0OtF9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Mar 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Buster Keaton was a crazy genius. The film crew threatened to quit and begged him not to do this stunt. pic.twitter.com/nyxH9yo2VQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Mar 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DLangille This morning I could not find the console for host foo. I tried three different KVMs and VMware and even the ipmi i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Mar 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 You had one job! pic.twitter.com/AEfJbglQ7x

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:38 AM, Mar 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sixtus Warum ich alleine zu Hause arbeite. pic.twitter.com/dUv4gwcbW3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:16 AM, Mar 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

smeyen Types of headache ;)) pic.twitter.com/VFgeDF2SuN

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Mar 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

QuoteLebowski 20 years ago today the Coen brothers introduced us to The Dude, Walter, Donny and many more. If ‘The Big Lebowski’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Mar 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@herr_geheimrat Wenn es wenigstens über 9000 MB gewesen wären, aber so! Einmal ein und ausatmen, schon verbraucht!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to herr_geheimrat

historylvrsclub A generation of scientists at the Solvay Conference, 1927. pic.twitter.com/IvGbvhq4qd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Mar 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

treptowelse Aus der Rubrik „Liebe ist …” pic.twitter.com/5RFBFKEVv2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Mar 6th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

FailsWork Building a bridge in China 🇨🇳 pic.twitter.com/9sk77ipgQn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Mar 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@yetzt Oder eben versuchen weniger Pakete zu erzeugen und wieder lokal einzukaufen. Ist nicht mit allem machbar, ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0a

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to yetzt

HrDings_ausBums Kommste im Aachener Klinikum beim frisch am Herzen operierten Vater, klopfst an, machst die Tür auf und der sagt, “..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bV

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Mar 5th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

roycebracket i got gold paint marker on my friends laptop so the absolute madman let me just draw a gameboy circuitboard across..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2N

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Mar 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Far_Right_Watch USA : The Upside of ’s “Arm Teachers” Policy … pic.twitter.com/3A54JC7LF4

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Mar 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

LikeSkillz Putting out a fire like a boss. pic.twitter.com/BCFXlzF028

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Mar 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DiePARTEIBerlin R.I.P. SPD
23.05.1863 - 04.03.2018

Nach langem schwerem Siechtum verstarb die SPD aus freiem Willen. Wir trauern…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6G

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Mar 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

JGamblin I don’t think that is how electric cars work. pic.twitter.com/qAbVXonCml

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Mar 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

BauN3RD Und jetzt? Musik! pic.twitter.com/BKaAiumwJk

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:02 AM, Mar 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Scared me 😫 pic.twitter.com/o3EIpyu25i

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:54 AM, Mar 4th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

depressionnote Suicide hotline numbers ⚠️

United Kingdom 🇬🇧 116 123
United States 🇺🇸 1-800-273-8255
Canada 🇨🇦 1 800 456 4566
Irel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ma

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:13 AM, Mar 3rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Fledermaus69 😂😈😈😈 pic.twitter.com/a5eJuAcp3p

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Mar 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

racoconn what people think programming is vs. how it actually is pic.twitter.com/fa1tJegZW8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Mar 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

cagesideseats This is the greatest picture of all time cagesideseats.com/wwe/2018/2/27/… pic.twitter.com/KJWmhcYFEl

via Vox Media (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Mar 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

holgi Mist. Karre kaputt. pic.twitter.com/N1G8Xl9kSN

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Mar 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CodeWisdom Bill Gates has done an AMA on Reddit and was asked “tabs or spaces?” reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment… pic.twitter.com/QVAJnEoqyp

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Mar 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

404death Memory segmentation cheat sheet pic.twitter.com/UHiaMB36xP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:07 AM, Mar 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

aloria APT: Advanced Possum Technician pic.twitter.com/pEZJrU4hQj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:02 AM, Mar 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)