The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

April 2018

AMAZlNGNATURE This will forever be the best video on the internet 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/2rgsZgwvk3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Apr 30th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Why women live longer than men. pic.twitter.com/WUYNTGWaK1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:51 PM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Only in Russia. pic.twitter.com/QcLFJJGcPR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:40 PM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

arnoxcao Generische Trackliste eines Deutschrap Albums:

1. Intro
2. Geh mein Weg
3. Kopf hoch
4. Keine Gegner
5. So frei
6..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3K

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Jason Yeah, that’s about right. pic.twitter.com/o8yWBRa6IV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

hauckundbauer Heute in der FAS pic.twitter.com/KSnGBIjpD5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

troyhunt I see comments like this a lot - and I understand the temptation to be critical of a physical password book - but i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sn

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Presented without comment pic.twitter.com/T29hxQfm3z

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CatPornx When you check to see if bae is still mad at you pic.twitter.com/PnguyM1Oqe

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Only in Russia. pic.twitter.com/RIuIJnsP0m

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:55 AM, Apr 29th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx Hopsen! :-) pic.twitter.com/WLQDK9mtMU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Apr 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

derLehnsherr ABBA: vereint
Korea: fast vereint

Jetzt wird es eng für Aldi Nord und Aldi Süd.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Apr 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebbermann veranstaltungseinladung “„Der whistleblower wird gesellschaftsfähig – wie kann sich mein Unternehmen schützen?”

idtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…0fhH

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:57 AM, Apr 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russians work smart not hard. pic.twitter.com/LGn7lLbROM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:45 AM, Apr 28th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

holgi Ich könnte alleine schon deshalb nix illegales machen, weil ich mich bei ner Hausdurchsuchung für den Zustand meine..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HS

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

FailsWork That’s why you wear a harness. pic.twitter.com/0Sns0lot9s

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Endzeitkind Wenn der südkoreanische Präsident sich traut über die nordkoreanische Grenze zu gehen. Ich habe das Gefühl das ist..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market Free carwash! pic.twitter.com/Q6WGdf2cX1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ncremins Current state of my inbox:

We’ve updated our privacy policy.
We’ve updated our privacy policy.
We’ve updated our..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w4

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:32 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

konstruktivizm Art imitates life pic.twitter.com/eEMbRtuuM8

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CKnSD619

I want to know who did this. Y’all are killing me tonight. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all nigh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e7

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

dnsmichi Using the development branch in production. pic.twitter.com/Zq4rRd85Fw

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

SoSafeSecurity Sehr coole Aktion beim IT’s Breakfast von @ITSicherheitNRW! 👏👏
Können wir nur unterschreiben! @SoSafeSecurity operi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Y2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@SoSafeSecurity @ITSicherheitNRW Und wie soll das sichergestellt werden❓Nutzen Sie kein Internet? 😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SoSafeSecurity

boundborg Meine Pommes hat “Quack” gemacht… pic.twitter.com/4d4f6Erb7e

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Apr 27th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

arunkarra_ me after the smallest inconvenience pic.twitter.com/TuNNrlOzpg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Apr 26th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung “What you lookin at?” pic.twitter.com/nMhsQByBBq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Apr 26th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ChendrayanV Create sub folders quickly in @code 😀😀😀! pic.twitter.com/dIOnYtxlev

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Apr 26th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

lteHexe [ich mit zwei Iren im Zoo]

Ryan: “Look, a Flamingo-Herde!”
Ich: “Volk. Ein Volk Flamingos.”
Craig: “WOW, eine Wölf..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vS

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian electrical outlet. pic.twitter.com/DUT95TE6ho

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@trollofix UTF-8 ist eben immer noch sehr schwer. :)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to trollofix

@NOSSued Kann ich auch nur am Sonntag vorbeischauen? Für Samstag bin ich leider schon durch eine Hochzeit belegt! :)

via Twitter Web Client

_youhadonejob1 Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/perCF3PnYl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:34 PM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Debate settled. pic.twitter.com/myPrzcrg1Z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:56 AM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Felicea Klare Ansage. pic.twitter.com/mvsNwEaBR4

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

politicalbeauty Wenn Opel den Mut der Belegschaft in einen Werbespot verpackte, würden Sie richtig Umsatz machen. pic.twitter.com/X5VHaC4asa

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:22 AM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip That’s our job commitstrip.com/2018/04/24/tha…

Sponsored by @OpenClassrooms who is hiring mentors for their great mentor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pa

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:20 AM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

timpritlove Danke, dass Du diesen Tweet liest. Durch diesen Tweet funktioniert Deine Timeline jetzt noch stabiler und zuverläss..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jK

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

1895_Fortuna „Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste, wir sind 5 Minuten zu früh und warten in Osnabrück 5 Minuten am Bahnhof. Bitte keine La Ol..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Di

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:04 PM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx “Hhhhhhhhggggn!” - NEUE “Glückskind”-Folge pic.twitter.com/Z8p0kH4TtE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft Industry standard: Software Innovation. LOL. Via donthitsave.com/comic/2015/11/… cc @michaeldexter/@jdorfman pic.twitter.com/BF4R55gFfQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

c3logistic Hey!
Große Dinge verlieren ist _unser_ Ding! twitter.com/Herr_Walter/st…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

carseatarmrest These beer mats are SO needed. Suicide is the leading cause of death for men under 49, killing three times as many..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

krassenstein No, this is NOT a colorized photo from Nazi Germany in 1939.

This is a photo taken in Draketown, Georgia, USA this..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

bhoneyy Do not mess with this cat. pic.twitter.com/MZqjLuLnDx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:14 AM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

codinghorror This is still one of my favorite final comic panels of all time harkavagrant.com/?id=250 pic.twitter.com/xhvvfvVqTb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann Gibts das echt noch nicht? 😀 Andererseits die Profis haben eh eine Hose mit vielen Seitentaschen! 😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

kollemate these: es erscheint nicht einfacher, sondern profitabler… (foto via doris armbruster) pic.twitter.com/kXh3aCMZxx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

zuckerbastard Aus gegebenem Anlass alle Jahre wieder… Gilt für Kinder sowie Tiere als auch Bier! pic.twitter.com/nxGzOeUJMU

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

David_Schraven Erinnert eigentlich noch wen Melania Trump an Sophie Kachinsky aus Two Broke Girls? pic.twitter.com/DgWwD3NYfI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:44 AM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

nr2097 Just found that the reason our smoke alarms were going off randomly was down to one detecting its own burning resis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ValaAfshar Removing trash from oceans and seas - well done India 🇮🇳 pic.twitter.com/L2F5i85yaW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:39 AM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

1SarahRose soooo, I no longer feel like a crazy person for losing random socks… pic.twitter.com/EElcrcKnfB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Ich mag Logik… ☀️ pic.twitter.com/9mC5OHGD3G

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian dog 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/RtD4nFAyFR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian funeral directors have a few different options of body disposable. pic.twitter.com/r7Tq0J2JWo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Funniest_Prank Disappearing Car Prank 😂… pic.twitter.com/KhYAl3oP85

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:00 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Funniest_Prank Huge Red Flag Protest Prank 😂… pic.twitter.com/lP5eMsXfFK

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:00 PM, Apr 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

henning_onken Mann in der Schlange zahlt Kindern den Einkauf … Glücksmoment in
Mehr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0e

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Apr 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

chrismarquardt Landleben am Limit! 🚜 pic.twitter.com/itPBu5OQYq

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:16 PM, Apr 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebberbot versuche mir langweilig ist, rufe ich sponsoring-anfrager zurück und frage, ob sie uns was sponsorn.

via luebberbot (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Apr 21st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

😂 Endlich eine Geschäftsidee‼️🙈😂 twitter.com/der_postillon/…

via Twitter for iPhone

phileng21 Endlich gibts ne richtige Protected Bikelane in Hamburg: in der Fruchtallee hat man dafür sogar das Undenkbare gema..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

derPUPE Hey @cyberport_de ,sollten 1 mal 2x 8TB nicht mindestens 1€ günstiger und nicht 1€ teurer als 2mal 1x 8TB sein? pic.twitter.com/5eFWmJbLZ3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@dieLinke Und mit der Mafia darf man es sich nicht verscherzen. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dieLinke

flatterwolf Ich habe gerade 6000 Sticker bestellt. o.o
Demnächst in Ihren @HackspaceJena und auf diversen anderen Veranstaltung..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:18 PM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

kallenje Wie ich es sehe
und wie andere es sehen. pic.twitter.com/XGXLzTCSUz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:37 PM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Ich habe bei «JavaScript oder Metal Band?» 80 Punkte erspielt! spiele.heise.de/public/gamePag…

via Twitter Web Client

L0phtHeavyInd L0pht had snake oil before it was cool. pic.twitter.com/JgU0A2jaSm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:10 PM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

malwareunicorn This RSAC booth is 🔥 pic.twitter.com/DxH6QVkVaK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:21 AM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

karaweeks_ this is what the world map sounds like on the piano😮 pic.twitter.com/eyonAOz3D9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:14 AM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

blinry Excited to announce the IDEA project – an ongoing series of nonverbal algorithm assembly instructions:twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5pGQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:42 AM, Apr 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

twittlik Nicht, dass ihr meint, eure Fenchelsalami und Jalapeños würden ungenutzt in der Ecke versauern. pic.twitter.com/ms663trilJ

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Apr 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

pianistberlin Klatschen im klassischen Konzert. So geht’s. @BR_KLASSIK pic.twitter.com/fs2fqIHDmz

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Apr 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Wenn Du Amazon Prime Kunde bist und Feuer bestellst. pic.twitter.com/ct0MHzkV9h

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Apr 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Most honest ad in a long time! via @marketing_birds pic.twitter.com/5YIjIkaUAW

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Apr 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

@herrurbach Ohwei. Dann viel Glück beim nächsten Messer! 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to herrurbach

CrazyinRussia Russian car mods. pic.twitter.com/tAepvCLeuv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:44 AM, Apr 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

kallenje In Schweden dürfen auch Frauen die Straße überqueren.
pic.twitter.com/5gWvxqDOI9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Apr 19th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

dd0ul Unser Paketbote ist ein Meister der Tarnung! pic.twitter.com/gmjL4H5IwA

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Apr 18th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

matthaig1 Okay then. One person who retweets this gets a chance to read Notes on a Nervous Planet two months before publicati..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Apr 17th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

hatwell i feel *extremely* seen pic.twitter.com/lExKQj0Syn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:40 AM, Apr 17th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

jtannady I’m from the island of Java, Indonesia.

I am the Java Garbage Collector. pic.twitter.com/R5kfKYfP6c

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

skoops @grauhut wer? 😲 pic.twitter.com/MWeQyh4uHz

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

janreinhardt @stormtrooper42b @blechbox @holgi Urinier von dannen, Dirnenspross! is trending right now.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

stormtrooper42b @blechbox @holgi soll er das Wort Arschmaden weglassen und stattdessen die Leute dazu bringen, dass sie selber denk..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

tastenzeux Bin hier bei OBI im Rechenzentrum. pic.twitter.com/ItrCi0EsUp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

DanTheAnimal83 Seriously. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fZv51WKHrx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

MalwareJake When you deploy 12 different security products with zero integration, you get something like this. Sure it achieves..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uz

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Guten Morgen! pic.twitter.com/KpreL8zlH8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 AM, Apr 16th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

_drsarkozy Vielleicht lache ich gerade sehr sehr viel… pic.twitter.com/26eZdPWHTZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Apr 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

timpritlove Falschen Uploaddienst benutzt, hier noch mal in richtig. pic.twitter.com/yfIn7nNwnu

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Apr 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

konstruktivizm Street art done right pic.twitter.com/drvEVAfYJh

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:44 AM, Apr 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft New Linux/Unix user finally got out of Vim text editor but accidentally back again to vim editor using shell histor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:43 AM, Apr 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Seinfeld2000 when the frasier theme comes on pic.twitter.com/PhFYAm4kxi

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 1:35 AM, Apr 15th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

mariofusco It’s surprising to realize that it doesn’t exist any death/trash metal band called NullPointerException. Time to cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Apr 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Cotton candy eating competition. pic.twitter.com/0vYI6ymjCn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Apr 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

footbalIfights Southampton trying to escape the relegation zone pic.twitter.com/bIY48O6AWw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:17 PM, Apr 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

lkearneyvideo This made me exceptionally happy. pic.twitter.com/Vo8g1qgbup

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Apr 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian headphones. pic.twitter.com/tgvgOxquDX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Apr 14th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ReinhardRemfort An einem sonst traurigen Tag dank des Podcastuniversums doch ein kurzes Lächeln im Gesicht…danke @holgi pic.twitter.com/TPcjzi0VbL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

xsparkage Found this on reddit (u/someothermate) this is the funniest thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/zdTPelV3Je

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:49 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

TeamChemtrail Schnallen sie sich bitte an. pic.twitter.com/03V2YH43BU

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

monoxyd Vgl. twitter.com/monoxyd/status… und twitter.com/xsparkage/stat….

Ich ziere mich immer GIFs von reddit einfach zu posten,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oo

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

osterman Microsoft’s internal communication team shaming the Windows Update team… pic.twitter.com/B5Eklj9Yk2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Wurzelmann “Wie können wir mehr Menschen in die Kirche locken?”
“EXTREM-WEIHRAUCHING!” pic.twitter.com/PCZUAknERB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

usacsmret I don’t need Zuckerberg. I can do it myself… pic.twitter.com/OLDvEJuFvc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

flocaputmundi Kurt Cobain, Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York 1993 pic.twitter.com/xMgINYDNBE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Apr 12th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity “We can’t stop here, this is .bat country.” pic.twitter.com/7j8pu7GGiq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Apr 11th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

dacoursey I’m very sorry for this:
pic.twitter.com/d3Um39xvdd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Apr 10th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

extra3 Der Begriff “Schwerverbrecher” bekommt eine völlig neue Bedeutung! pic.twitter.com/7B3XeLCFZv

via Media Studio (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Apr 10th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

fabian_rump *würg* twitter.com/haaase/status/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

BauN3RD Willkommen bei Kochen mit Soziophobie

Heute: Gebratene Sucuk

1. Sucuk kaufen (Profis lassen kaufen)
2. Längs in S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

errorlein Was ist gelb und kann nicht schwimmen? pic.twitter.com/a1rAOLtZza

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

gedankensprudel Wenn das Geld gerade mal nicht für teure Vorhänge reicht. pic.twitter.com/rJtKF4QSkn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Katapultmagazin Vorurteile über

+++ Alle Bundesländer + und im aktuellen Heft +++

KATAPULT-Abo für..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

hr_murks Bild 163, Die Sache mit dem einen Arm pic.twitter.com/IGcf6ICJzD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

gewuenschkind Ärztin: Sie haben ein bisschen erhöhten Blutdruck. Sie könnten weniger Kaffee trinken..

Ich: Ich habe drei Kinder..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3V

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

ladyhaja If I end up as a news story, please let the pic they use of me across all media be one where I’m double-fisting pin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Apr 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

paesslerAG helps to keep your clean

via Twitter Ads Composer (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Apr 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Diesen neuen britischen Briefmarken gefallen mir sehr gut… 😂

pic.twitter.com/TTVs3bpssv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Apr 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

lemanshots Ein gelungenes Werk von Rudi Hurzlmeier zu einem der aktuellen Themen.
pic.twitter.com/ftuHC6EIab

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Apr 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

darksim905 hey fam.

If you use Linux, you should totally run ‘curl parrot.live

You…you’re welcome (I’m so sor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Apr 8th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

StefanMuenz Was Marc sagen würde, wenn er Eier in der Hose hätte: pic.twitter.com/lwMOyi2nUt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

PFTompkins I mean, I completely support it but… come on man. I’m not going to do this. pic.twitter.com/lM9BSJz0MZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Apr 7th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Fishers_End Vor Jahren wäre es absolut undenkbar gewesen, irgendwo ein Foto von mir hochzuladen, auf dem ich ungeschminkt bin…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Apr 6th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

clausvonwagner Wieder geschaut und entmutigt den TV zugeklappt? Muss nicht sein: unterstützen Sie Organisation. Die re..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Apr 6th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

JDunnah I wanted to make one and it got way too real 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lUAHjxzK1u

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MichaelvSittert @Office365Status So I wonder when Microsoft is going to blame the “”Russians” for the “fake news” about the Office 365 debacle!!!

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monoxyd Für das Gewinnspiel sollt ihr beantworten, was DSGVO nicht bedeutet.

„Der Spaß gewinnt völlig Oberhand” ist eine..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NN

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elektrotanja Die erste Brustkrebs-Kampagne, die tatsächlich zeigt, worum es geht! 🍋🍋
pic.twitter.com/PNpxpVuQlB

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@Piratenlily @DoGaS Links unten: Ubuntu, Debian, Fedora
Rechts unten: Arch Linux, Slackware? das andere kenn ich auch nicht.

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DoGaS Yes, i have a life. \o/ ^^ pic.twitter.com/Iha9i8avyH

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wiesnmichi I håb heit an Termin bei meina Bank. pic.twitter.com/bM3RrlpK5R

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marsch_dieter So kann man auch die Öffnungszeiten ankündigen 😁😁 pic.twitter.com/lcC0ma2YWo

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Endzeitkind Es ist endlich Frühling! pic.twitter.com/VuZKMaC18Z

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footbalIfights The perfect TV for City fans tonight 😂 pic.twitter.com/bU651l1tHf

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BauN3RD Choo choooo pic.twitter.com/A2rjxN6VE1

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AchimDG Metal-Heads, kennt ihr schon?
@ulf_der_freak @AlisGschmarri
youtu.be/bF9c7zpLLGA

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AliceBota Cats for beginners. Lesson one pic.twitter.com/9ZhpJ7gEyf

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OStirbu guy on Reddit invented new calendar. pic.twitter.com/Zyft3jcP60

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littlewisehen Bier lockert die Glieder… 😂 pic.twitter.com/mEc9uybucH

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@bueltge Bist du die am Stück gelaufen? 🤯

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@evilini1 Echt. Ich hab ein normales Sparkonto bei der lokalen Sparkasse und da kostet es mich nichts. Gut ich lass..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…se

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