The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

July 9th, 2018

MannEins Neulich beim Metzger:

„Ich hätte dann noch gern 300g Penis”
„Darfs etwas Hoden dazu sein?”
„Gerne” pic.twitter.com/9LbQlQZUTp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Jul 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

Faldrian Der Plastikgriff ist aus dem Wäschekorb gebrochen, damit ließ er sich schlechter tragen, was nervte. Habs mit Holz..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6s

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Jul 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

odinthenerd @bogado @NoBugsHare m.lachschon.de/item/1497-Comp… I think this is someone’s drawing of it, my shirt was drawn better

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Jul 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

NoBugsHare Does this make a any easier to understand? pic.twitter.com/lMs3bMRXIk

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 7:53 AM, Jul 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)

jtannady The adventures of long boi and round boi (a modern chicken nugget saga ft. a hungry girl on a layover.) pic.twitter.com/gcgFJZOcH0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 AM, Jul 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone)