The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

February 2019

schmarsten Deutsche Geldautomaten. pic.twitter.com/aRrRWa9z7C

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Feb 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebbermann til: beim start von IT-projekten technische und therapeutische ansprechpartner_innen festlegen!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Feb 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

presroi Nähere Untersuchung ergab: Es hatte noch 2 Balken Akkuladung. twitter.com/nocki61/status…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Feb 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft A linux or unix sysadmin in his natural habitat pic.twitter.com/KZu1XOhneC

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Feb 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

bike_no_limit 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/txwTNmJmMU

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Feb 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@nv1t Warum sehe ich da im Wohnzimmmer ein Gesicht? 😂

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nv1t

JohnFPfaff Oh.
My.
God.

An Apple IIe. Sat in my parents’ attic for years. Decades.

And it works.

Put in an old game disk. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2k

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:11 AM, Feb 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Schmidtlepp Weiß nicht was mich mehr fertig macht: Wie durch Trump aussieht oder wie absolut Geschmacklos die Einrichtung in de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4B

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sylvi2711 Gut gelaunt ins Wochenende😎🎼🎶

Mit ganz lieben Grüßen zu euch 💛
und genießt es 🌞🌞🌞
🐦🐥🌿🐦🐥🌿🐦🐥🌿 pic.twitter.com/foEuqGxN2V

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Grandmas love. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/T0QKgvyH0R

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CryptoPunkrock @dendemann ich zieh dich vorn bundesgerappthof
weil deine lines verboten gut sind
das waren 98 bars wie der druck auf mein fahrradreifen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

XxAlexAlexXx 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p4090RPYab

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CaseySunFFM Amazon hat Humor, sie haben doch tatsächlich meine Rezension durchgewunken und ich höre nie mehr auf zu lachen 😂😂😂

amazon.de/gp/aw/review/B…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@stuggitv @VfB Oh @VfB was ist nur los mit euch? Ihr wart sogar mal deutscher Meister anno 2007! 🙈 Seitdem gehts le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H6

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stuggitv

Mohnstrudel JA HALLO VERBRAUCHERSCHUTZ MIR FEHLEN 27 GRAMM !!1!!!
pic.twitter.com/DX6X88NdCx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Only in Russia. pic.twitter.com/a0WQkKv4xo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft Friendly reminder to make sure your linux or unix servers aren’t down. Tell your servers how much you love and care..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

WholesomeMeme Oh wow, just wow pic.twitter.com/uB06pqdHEv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BizzarroBazar Anatomical street art by Croatian artist Lonac. pic.twitter.com/giXxz3E1hn

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sehnaoui TIL Johnny Depp is an Asian woman in disguise. pic.twitter.com/B6CBxdBUTa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarieAnnUK I’ve been officially 28 years clean from cigarettes.

The trick is, I never started smoking in the first place.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarieAnnUK -*Not All Heroes Wear Capes* pic.twitter.com/EYYlR3buGZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:02 AM, Feb 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Drottnar – Funeral of Funerals
Irgendwie erstaunlich, dass mich ein Metalsong so mitreist und freudig stimmt! Dabetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…MxJC

via Tweet Old Post

ErnstvAll Not-Stand
(Cartoon Tomicek) pic.twitter.com/SyvaKeMmGG

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Feb 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Iphigenie7 Verstanden… pic.twitter.com/cOv7ukUKhS

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Feb 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mitPunkimHerzen Parke meinen Fiat 500 rückwärts ein. Mit wenigen cm Abstand vor einem Mercedes. Während der Fahrer drin sitzt.

Män..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7q

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Feb 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

tef_ebooks teaching software design is hard because it’s an attempt to teach programmers about the long term consequences of their actions

via tef-ebooks (retweeted on 6:46 PM, Feb 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

IHumanismus Wichtige Ansage! pic.twitter.com/6EyIV0R1rV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:21 PM, Feb 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Freitags-Humor. pic.twitter.com/W3SBCjAsrH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Feb 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PatrickBeuth Weißer Rauch über Brüssel. Das ist das Internet. Es brennt. twitter.com/presroi/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Feb 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

das_kfmw Hold my beer while I lay on the hood of this truck and push a taxi up the hill… kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/hold-my-… pic.twitter.com/YL4b9llqtc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Feb 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

angie_karan This video of a girl singing into a well has gone viral because, well, just listen🔊🎶

Her name is Tiffany Day, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iM

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Feb 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

vergraemer “Sie sind so ein netter Mensch.”
“Nur solange ich das Gefühl habe, ich könnte von Ihnen profitieren. Wenn das vorbe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9w

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:01 AM, Feb 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

holgi Das Kürzel des Flughafens Cork ist „ORK”. Das haben die doch extra gemacht ☝️

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MobiTigger So so gut 😂😂😂 DA KE @wihelde pic.twitter.com/ZFSr8yUGXT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ClausReisch Farin Urlaub über Fluchtursachen und die, die Flucht verhindern wollen: pic.twitter.com/2ueik4MM07

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Math + Algorithms = Machine Learning pic.twitter.com/znDWRXa4Db

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@kuechenjunge @TheWurstcase @herr_paulsen Aber etwas viel Papiermüll oder? 🙂 Lass es dir schmecken.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kuechenjunge

9GAG When you don’t know how to flirt but still wanna impress your crush pic.twitter.com/cfhxWYBeQV

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 The dangers of buying online. pic.twitter.com/9kWH7vaHhe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CreateRefresh Feeling shut out from the Article 13 negotiations? Same tbh.

It’s likely that the final Copyright Directive text w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

(A personal favorite)

@kire_naj Toiletten fürs dritte Geschlecht gibts doch schon seit Jahren auf allen Chaos Veranstaltungen! Nennt sich Unisex Toiletten.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kire_naj

CaptainSumi Ich bin eine Diebin. 😁 pic.twitter.com/yVZYKBYsqL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Feb 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Woran erkennt man einen kommunistischen IT Admin? - Er hat keine Admin-Rechte. 😕

via Twitter for iPhone

Harrysonsan Na los kommt schon, das is doch maln RT wert! twitter.com/Harrysonsan/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Feb 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Islieb Verlose die Original-Zeichnung hier auf Twitter! (Din A3)

Wer bis zum 14.02. retweetet, nimmt teil. Gewinner wird..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Feb 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mohrenpost Ok, ich wäre jetzt bereit für Wochenende.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Feb 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Grolmori Immer diese realistische deutsche Synchronisation:

Original: „You have to push POWER to turn it on.”

Deutsch: „Du..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 PM, Feb 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Nature is the greatest artist. pic.twitter.com/tpO65hZXmr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Feb 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerWachsame Ich mach mir da noch keine Sorgen, dass die künstliche Intelligenz die Macht übernimmt. pic.twitter.com/mV9abumYC0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:16 PM, Feb 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

NinaOderSoo Für jeden Retweet werde ich mir 1 Cheese Burger holen, bitte übertreibt es nicht. pic.twitter.com/3OXpFeaDM5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Feb 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_MG_ You like wifi in your malicious USB cables?

The O•MG cable
(Offensive MG kit)
mg.lol/blog/omg-cable/

This was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1t

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Feb 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

I_amGermany This sums up the Pfandautomat experience quite well. pic.twitter.com/JxQq9vqkJY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Feb 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Enlargeyournerd Don’t stop human! pic.twitter.com/iq0XbFvjEW

via Circleboom (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Feb 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MalwareJake Learning Python in the most dangerous way possible… pic.twitter.com/nD1cPyNOKQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Feb 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@mspro Endlich wieder ein vereintes Irland! ✊

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mspro

KevOnStage This baby is only a couple months old and already SICK OF IT!!!!! pic.twitter.com/ehUwML7hQ1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Feb 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Bäm! Es gibt dieses Jahr wieder ein @nordicfest in Oslo. Und das Line Up sieht schon mal gut aus.
@DROTTNAR..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CC

via Twitter for iPhone

nixcraft Lol 😂 on Linux and Unix vim is always in black colour background. pic.twitter.com/9CY8b71wcj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Feb 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@memamoui Nichts ins Bad fallen lassen. Prost! 🍻

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to memamoui

sarcarsten Waschbärenliebe. pic.twitter.com/zEsoqmeUDG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Feb 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PadraigBelton A digital billboard in Odessa malfunctioned, in the fog. Convincing unknown numbers of motorists not only were the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Feb 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GillyBerlin Den hat Alexa gerade erzählt 😂 pic.twitter.com/R43Sm2SZ0c

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:54 AM, Feb 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Buliwyf65 Da hat mal jemand mitgedacht!!! pic.twitter.com/RWIHiOg9GU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Fair in humanity restored. 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/l5c3xNYgac

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

1337core Javascript in einer Nussschale. pic.twitter.com/UgqE3bLHRy

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Der Barkeeper ist absolut genial…. 👍 pic.twitter.com/TIRWqbVs4Q

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

NEIN ICH BIN NICHT BETRUNKEN. ES IST NUR SAUGLATT! 😂🙈 twitter.com/canadianehf/st…

via Twitter for iPhone

_youhadonejob1 I don’t even want to know the story behind this sign. pic.twitter.com/K8yXZJCgcP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mattzarb This is phenomenal pic.twitter.com/TyL9vqP5gQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia The floor….. pic.twitter.com/1s1s4hUZMZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tino_Hahn Kundensupport aus der Hölle, Teil 873: pic.twitter.com/C4lcjplPwi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PACKET_TEL Oh, we also will be posting a lot of packet memes since thats our brand. pic.twitter.com/zWmwMd0ttG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

tomacell 1900 , Öffentliche Kampagne zur Schädlichkeit von Elektrizität pic.twitter.com/Mqq0yfldHD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Feb 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin I’ll just hold my friend while she gets tased. pic.twitter.com/0Ye0VSTRKP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 PM, Feb 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@GillyBerlin @frankfeil Guten Hunger. Jetzt muss ich an New Kids Nitro denken.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GillyBerlin

alastairflower Love these McDonald’s Mobile Ordering ads. pic.twitter.com/dkBBksQtEI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Feb 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@GillyBerlin Es ist ja auch nicht der Congress. Da hätte ich das Vertrauen, dass es nicht wegkommt.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GillyBerlin

DieJuramama Es musste eines Tages so kommen.
Wir sind *Meine-Jugend-muss-in-Fußnoten-erläutert-werden* Jahre alt. twitter.com/therosenblatts…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Feb 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Matt_Alt First time I’ve seen a sign like this in Tokyo. pic.twitter.com/PPwXL3c7hO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Feb 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mupfmama 5:23 Uhr

- Mupfpapa, das Baby knottert!
- (verschlafen) hm? Was? Oh. Ja. (fängt an, Baby zu beruhigen)
- Zieh das..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Feb 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

evilsocket from its next release @bettercap wifi.recon module will automatically sniff, save handshakes on a pcap file and mar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2f

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Feb 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Islieb Mitreden pic.twitter.com/jvSCKOlNku

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Feb 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@missoggi Warum will man entkoffeinierten Espresso.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to missoggi

NordicMission Happy Sámi National Day to everyone - we are enhancing the scandinavian cooperation in our way by releasing Chains..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JB

via Facebook (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Feb 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sixtus Die Satirepartei klärt eindeutiger über den Paragrafen auf, als die meisten Nicht-Satire-Politiker. pic.twitter.com/KFPK6TcvmL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Feb 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

chordbug 🌶️ HOT JAVASCRIPT TIP: 🌶️

to increment some counter on the page,

  node.innerText += 1

doesn’t work (0 → 01 → 01..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Islieb Acht Null pic.twitter.com/IkkbPp5Fl6

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:13 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@andreasdotorg @Berliner_Fw Ui. Dann nochmal gut gegangen. Sieht nicht immer so glimpflich aus.
Alles Gute!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andreasdotorg

anglizismenwahl Verdammt, Klaus hat uns durchschaut. pic.twitter.com/MaFADVN0OJ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

RechtsgegRechts Was darf Satire? Das. 😂 pic.twitter.com/91MQufrqW7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

kraeuterfotze Ich mach gerade was mir gut tut und Twitter wird dadurch vernachlässigt, aber das ist mir Titte.

Macht euch keine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Who can relate? pic.twitter.com/31xryH53e2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

NatureisScary Hermit crab using a discarded doll head for a shell pic.twitter.com/1dPN1evguc

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ColorsEffect Fight Club (1999)
•Director: David Fincher
•Cinematography: Jeff Cronenweth
•Production Design: Alex McDowell
•Set..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iH

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Feb 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerBulo Ich hab Donald Trump aus Lego gebastelt … pic.twitter.com/H5LmhP87Qr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Feb 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Akira_86 Superbowl-Party Teilnahmebedingungen:

☑️ Keine Ahnung von den Regeln

☑️ Interessiert mich 364 Tage im Jahr nicht..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ev

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:43 AM, Feb 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Una This weekend I:

✅ Recorded a song about array methods
✅ Realized I have no life pic.twitter.com/O4Tg2zhulq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:29 AM, Feb 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

HetzLichenDank “… Hass auf den Staat, Bürger mit Sorgen
Ha’m den Kontakt zu den Fakten verlor’n
Alle seh’n rot, niemand das Brem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7a

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Feb 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

cLayzcrypto Mein Angebot: 1000 Likes auf den untenstehenden Tweet macht 100 Euro für @RechtsgegRechts von mir. 🤓💰 ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:26 AM, Feb 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

1337core Heute ist Super Bool!

Ich wette True gewinnt!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Feb 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DickensLives @hazel_laureen @bjcreigh @New2018World @CaptainsLogAz No memes from me, just the picture that should never ever eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Opa_Homie Die neue Staffel „Star Trek Discovery” ist sensationell gut! Vorallem das Treffen mit einem besonderen Schiff der S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XC

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mohrenpost Mir hat gerade jemand drüben bei WhatsApp *frechgrins* geschrieben und das rührt mich sehr, weil ich plötzlich wied..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Still a classic. pic.twitter.com/FH5n7jvcWr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

timpritlove Breathtaking. twitter.com/Gernot/status/…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:57 AM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

weltelite Der perfekte Messerblock, falls sich während dem Studium ein paar Aggressionen angestaut haben. pic.twitter.com/Zz73zlLRYf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian engineering. pic.twitter.com/BC65Cvm5Ql

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian Bathroom. pic.twitter.com/O7cja5TMur

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Feb 3rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheDailyShow An oil company was given permission to frack behind one middle school, but not another. Why? @DesiLydic heads to Gr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qv

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 5:51 PM, Feb 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Everyone gets some M&Ms. pic.twitter.com/1eR8XWReed

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:43 PM, Feb 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AMAZlNGNATURE Ok he’s still angry. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/RUlA2QFshe

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Feb 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

roger_hausmann Ich versteh den Witz nicht. pic.twitter.com/6GNHCr7EjU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Feb 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rockavaria am 9.6.2018 So dele, ich war letzten Samstag mal in München und hab mir Iron Maiden angeschaut. Da war n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pi

via Tweet Old Post

CrazyinRussia The Kremlin being repaired looks like a Donkey Kong level. pic.twitter.com/uqIPlFo57H

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Feb 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Falkvinge This is the current menu at Burger King in Sweden, who are trolling the shit out of McDonalds after they lost the E..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:59 AM, Feb 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarkusKoelle Traurig und schön zugleich 😊😕😊 twitter.com/ulfschmid/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:04 PM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft Logical mistake about the while loop 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/3e9MQo22jG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

fr_vogel Der Mann presst frischen Orangensaft.
Ich (mit Blick auf das volle Glas): “Danke für’s Pressen.”
Der Mann (mit Bli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PM

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut “Hast du beim Hausbau eigentlich alles automatisiert? Du arbeitest doch in der IT.”

… Ich habe WLAN. Neben dem R..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sU

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:21 PM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Ich sollte aufhören die Texte mitzumurmeln.

Besonders im Büro.

Besonders beim coden.

Besonders nicht Feuerschwan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dr

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:21 PM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Senficon I don’t have any news on , but I do have a giant stapler. That’s a good thing. pic.twitter.com/sWe6hXGhwJ

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Kumpel: “Krass. Und wann genau hat die IT der Kirche dir gekündigt?”
“Kurz nachdem rauskam, das ich die Loadbalance..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4D

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Wenn ihr das Livesystem gerade an Team 2 übergeben habt und deren Monitoring eine Minute später auslöst. pic.twitter.com/9AakgSbQTW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:43 AM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ReadPackBlog Ihr müsstet mich mal mit Pommes sehen 🤩… twitter.com/_youhadonejob1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 “Where’s your stupid little spray bottle now, Sandra?!” pic.twitter.com/Wns4ueOUP9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 AM, Feb 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)