The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

May 2019

DerFlixxx Wenn man eine vorbereitet, und einem dann einfällt, dass Kollege @Mawil_net ja mal die perfekte Packli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 AM, May 31st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

getDigital_de Wiedergeboren in einem Apfel! pic.twitter.com/dJvM3Xui5J

via Sked Social (retweeted on 8:30 AM, May 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

venzann Want a cool trick to stop people using SELECT * ?

Add an illegal computed column to the end of the table definiti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:28 AM, May 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

darylginn Expectations from companies when you say you’re a full-stack developer
pic.twitter.com/564svwc5Oz

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:01 AM, May 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R I cAn HaCk NaSa WiTh HtMl pic.twitter.com/JkFKKcEsIC

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 8:00 AM, May 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@_tatoeff Schon angegessen oder noch am Stück? 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _tatoeff

ndaktuell Regierung stürzen mit YouTube: @nicosemsrott will die Zerstörung der CDU. dasnd.de/1119709 pic.twitter.com/NBcCBCJCTq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, May 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Guten Morgen! pic.twitter.com/q71Emmwyhn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:18 AM, May 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hummelfee5 Lasst uns Lachen! Zeigt her euer lustigstes Bild auf dem Smartphone pic.twitter.com/4WNCIQlFtq

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, May 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft This is how I feel when bossman refuses my suggestions about using Linux desktop. Via reddit.com/r/linuxmasterr… pic.twitter.com/L3HapdOSzM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:12 AM, May 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

RechtsgegRechts Hey @DiePARTEI, ihr hättet auch echt mal sagen können, das ihr einen Ableger mir dem Namen habt. Anso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:07 AM, May 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

tomacell Mädchen vs. Jungs pic.twitter.com/aJ2DEyL1Ih

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:59 PM, May 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

b0rk the oom (out of memory) killer pic.twitter.com/BMznVepdrQ

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:22 PM, May 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Linuzifer Er ist zurück,
um AKK und Amthor zu terminieren. pic.twitter.com/VRsl3CwiBu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:20 PM, May 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Weekends are my choice! pic.twitter.com/2zAd0eJIti

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 5:19 PM, May 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Ich gehe jede Wette ein, dass es keine 20 Jahre dauern wird bis wir derartige Roboter sehen. Diese werden sich voel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hu

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:16 PM, May 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Forget about Jesus in toast. Here’s Grumpy cat in an apple. pic.twitter.com/jPz2C1X7dl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:15 PM, May 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mingoberlin Die Kinder haben Walkie Talkies. Die Große am Esstisch, der Kleine im Wohnzimmer.
Sie:
“Hey Bruder, kannst Du mich..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:14 PM, May 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

kriegundfreitag Das neue Image der CDU. pic.twitter.com/xuuBrPG4gH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:00 PM, May 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BugMartini A Paleo Imitation pic.twitter.com/NoAcesps8D

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:24 PM, May 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

kriegundfreitag Unter allen, die bis 20 Uhr diesen Tweet retweeten, verlose ich diese Zeichnung: pic.twitter.com/CiIoz1pO20

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:58 PM, May 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CammelNerd @grauhut Aus meiner Lieblingssammlung “Nö Chef, am Plan ist da nichts eingezeichnet” :-) pic.twitter.com/6rDXoZ1yIS

via Talon Android (retweeted on 6:31 AM, May 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

exeo_ddl The new subway cars in Stockholm hide a wonderful easter egg 👻🖤 pic.twitter.com/mXRej11oCV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:27 AM, May 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Only in Russia. pic.twitter.com/mebkrKd8Ih

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:40 PM, May 25th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

fumpinchen Wer ist denn der blaue Kollege unten in der Mitte? twitter.com/hyperkonzi/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:39 PM, May 25th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Deecarr_ This one meme just shit on the entire planet pic.twitter.com/51XzomcC6Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:16 AM, May 25th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GillyBerlin “Some believe it is poor manners to walk or do other physical activities while eating because it means you’re not a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4X

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:36 PM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Islieb Jüngling pic.twitter.com/M6WGX93sXL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:36 PM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

JOY_Schmuck Igel sind wirklich possierliche Tierchen 😍🦔 pic.twitter.com/0zA8rKTAWd

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:25 PM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hombre_McSteez Making a laundry basket animation pic.twitter.com/iDPuyE1Zej

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 PM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Jennifer__Brett THREAD: Floyd Martin retires after nearly 35 years as a mailman tomorrow. I went with him on his route today. pic.twitter.com/qZhUVY7Sz8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:20 PM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GebbiGibson Ich, wenn ich in den Trends „Guten Morgen ihr Lieben” sehe pic.twitter.com/oKKOeGN86l

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:35 AM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft Building a PC. Ha! Via srgrafo.com pic.twitter.com/ioeKBhTrAr

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

VirusCat_ Das ganze Ding zusammengefasst. pic.twitter.com/cw8clfjcuo

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:21 AM, May 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mohrenpost „Ich kann nicht schlafen.”
„Ich auch nicht.”
„Hast du zufällig einen Beamer?” twitter.com/spdde/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:46 AM, May 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@luebbermann Anzahlung für waffenfähiges Plutonium.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to luebbermann

MontgomerySue I knit in city council because it helps me concentrate. Tonight I decided to knit in red when men spoke; green for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ez

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:25 AM, May 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

HotPaperComics Friendship Mage 15 pic.twitter.com/YiTLTROiEX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:33 PM, May 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Sind das Nudeln?
Ich kann’s kaum glauben. pic.twitter.com/nzlIcpo3NJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:22 PM, May 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

aalinger Amthor “Das Urteil” (Official HD Video) 2019 pic.twitter.com/92YWnxSp9a

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:24 PM, May 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Not the sharpest kid. pic.twitter.com/TDgI49lWpR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:19 PM, May 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Always check the parking brake. pic.twitter.com/BUpe5S43bu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 AM, May 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

cooncesean My personal identity was hacked last week. The attacker was able to steal $100k+ in a sweep of my Coinbase account…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:07 PM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Frollein_van_B Was darf Satire? pic.twitter.com/afJtm6Q4ZG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:41 PM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 The real Games of Thrones pic.twitter.com/m7CfW92d1X

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:36 PM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PirateMikeComix “MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON!” pic.twitter.com/jHqhgtRfaz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:18 PM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Fills you with confidence. pic.twitter.com/YfZ1EG3y0H

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:11 PM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian teachers often feel pressured to give good marks. pic.twitter.com/nNyWIwMT1g

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:09 PM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Extol nehmen neues Material auf Aus zuverlässiger Quelle durch diesen Post auf der offiziellen Facebook Extol Seite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9l

via Tweet Old Post

DrWaumiau Wir schreiben das Jahr 2019 und ein YouTuber leistet mit einem 55-Minuten-Video mehr Aufklärungsarbeit als alle Par..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

hakan_geijer “This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.” pic.twitter.com/YtDBPAyH5N

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:00 AM, May 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MartinSonneborn Gestern nach der Podiumsdiskussion mit Karl ⁦@Karl_Lauterbach⁩ … lel pic.twitter.com/wuoSdsmUFa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:39 PM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AlisGschmarri Weltbienentag! pic.twitter.com/MmEKMKoolX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 PM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

upandoutcomic suddenly remembered this comic I made years back pic.twitter.com/HKsqf1zrUB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 PM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Johann Sebastian Bach war fuer mich ganz klar der erste Hacker und seine Nachfahren in diesem Video hacken ein bege..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vL

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:33 PM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarieAnnUK Laughing so much I can’t breathe right now! pic.twitter.com/lhGo6yYwAT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 PM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@cblte Naja so schlimm ist der Montag nicht. Ist ein Tag wie jeder andere auch….

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cblte

ajzsh i think about this video like at least once a month pic.twitter.com/D07goBQvKK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:54 AM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

JonyIveParody Q. Why did Daenerys Targaryen build her own computer?

A. So that she could run westerOS @GameOfThrones..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dp

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:50 AM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 My favourite food. pic.twitter.com/jhJyCgMJEb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:45 AM, May 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Getting your comrade a seat in public transport.
(🎥 via @TheFigen pic.twitter.com/uzAOZncITu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:58 PM, May 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GossiTheDog Salesforce have shut down services as basically anybody can access anything due to an error. twitter.com/campuscodi/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:15 AM, May 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@juliepulie3 Cool. Sieht aus wie Toughmudder. 👍😀 Viel Spaß.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to juliepulie3

Bini_Pink zu geil “:..” pic.twitter.com/5VN3YpcrO0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:50 AM, May 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MimmisMama Niemand nimmt mir diesen Spaß 😂 pic.twitter.com/jaspVh6UEl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:42 AM, May 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Auf vielfachen Wunsch einer einzelnen Dame…
Erneut Heinz Eins sein Papa - beim Frühstück fassen. 🔊 pic.twitter.com/6IDPH3ISYX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:55 AM, May 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarieAnnUK 🇬🇧 Goodnight 🇪🇺 pic.twitter.com/MpjuxlDjfs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:48 AM, May 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwardsDarwin Never enter a sports competition in Russia.

(Via IG/sarychevkirill) pic.twitter.com/WlwIA8AaVB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:35 AM, May 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Modern problems require modern solutions. pic.twitter.com/xz6VbzXDVl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 PM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AlisGschmarri Frohes Wochenende! pic.twitter.com/1KKmz4k18a

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:38 PM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_Snape_ RIP Grumpy Cat

I connected to you on a spiritual level. pic.twitter.com/OK8pb4ci7y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:34 PM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

dlfkultur Die berühmteste Katze des Internets ist gestorben. @RealGrumpyCat pic.twitter.com/wRcsgPOUH3

via Swat.io (retweeted on 4:22 PM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

SecretCoAuthor Großartige Karikatur heute in der @noz_de!
🛴 pic.twitter.com/9etKgPQfyw

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:19 PM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

JOY_Schmuck Endlich mal ein kreatives Tattoo 😂 pic.twitter.com/0iT1Djt5Zg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:42 PM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

EgonForever wahre geschichte: pic.twitter.com/Au1Tz5IfXP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:47 PM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

neomagazin Das Grundgesetz - Unfickbar seit 1949!
Eine gemeinsame Kampagne von @BMI_Bund und @neomagazin zu !..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nb

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 9:50 AM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Frau_Schlau__ „Ich habe 2 Kilo verloren!”
„Bravo, das ist gut für deine Gesundheit!”
„Erklärst du es den Kolumbianern, die vor der Tür stehen…”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:53 AM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

genialewelt Weil wir uns alle so sehr lieben; hier die 10 schönsten Kosenamen der Woche:

♡ Bumswippe
♡ Eichelkobold
♡ Rosetten..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:39 AM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

creamspeak Wow inspirierend!!!

Fotograf macht Bilder von Menschen vor und nachdem er ihnen gesagt hat sie sollen bei der Euro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:41 AM, May 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@DarrenSoza Jo gut solche Leute gibts in allen Fahrzeugklassen. A, B, C oder auch D

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DarrenSoza

_youhadonejob1 These light switches. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1hnURYg5Cs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:40 PM, May 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

dergazetteur Wenn deine Tochter Daenerys-Chantal bei der Familien-Grillparty mittlerweile etwas zu lange merkwürdig fasziniert d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:34 PM, May 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@DarrenSoza Naja geprügelt sicher nicht. Die müssen die Prüfung ja auch bestehen. Der LKW Schein ist schon anspruchsvoll.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DarrenSoza

BCSinclair Ich bin eine Gegend gezogen, in der scheinbar Bedarf an 3 D Buttermöpsen besteht. pic.twitter.com/KQBRnbhkFa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:11 AM, May 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

herrpandabaer An der Kasse, unter anderem eine Nudelsuppe auf dem Kassenband.
“Fast wie zuhause, ja?”
“Was?… Äh… Ja.”
“Woher..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…14

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:08 AM, May 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

wblau Beijing ✈️ Copenhagen
(Chinese machine translation is getting so good. Had a great conversation with my Chinese dri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7W

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 AM, May 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

matthew_d_green This. Is. One. Adobe. Update. pic.twitter.com/lXBHBB90wh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, May 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

happy_smile4you Heute ist doch !
Kein Jugendamt nötig, die Kinder sind schon in der Schule und ich hab nur eine Phase!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:56 PM, May 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

juliepulie3 Die Kinder unterhalten sich.
K1: “Die Brüste von der Mama sind viel größer als die vom Papa.”
Stille. Beide überle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0P

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:18 AM, May 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia The Golden Bridge in Da Nang, Vietnam. pic.twitter.com/Bs2V88GKVV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:25 PM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

IT_Fettchen Hui.
Mail aus einer regionalen Behörde.
Als Reply auf eine ECHTE Anfrage von mir, gestellt im Februar (verdächtig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yl

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:25 PM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

LOLNEIN Thrilling Tractor

More Real Life Doodles: lolnein.com/2019/05/14/thr… pic.twitter.com/Sym5nPb6Gl

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:20 PM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Naddl0r Oh du arme. Halte durch, es kommen auch wieder andere Tage.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Naddl0r

MarieAnnUK Brexit Explained pic.twitter.com/ltNwFyNKWQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:50 AM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Restroom in Germany: “Small penis: 10 cents…” pic.twitter.com/5eJQ4BtMK5

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:49 AM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

gallenbitter Bald ist die Kälte überstanden!

12. Mai Pankraz
13. Mai Servaz
14. Mai Bofrost-Mann
15. Mai Kalte Sophie

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:12 AM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

EgonForever 25 JAHRE EGON FOREVER! - Nicht nur euer Lieblingsstrichfigurencartoon wird dieses Jahr 25 Jahre alt, nö, eure Liebl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:13 PM, May 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

misslaneym Keanu Reeves gives the right answer to an impossible question. pic.twitter.com/hQAgaaGSEY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 PM, May 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ldlapinski Adult life be like pic.twitter.com/SiiFynddDk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:36 PM, May 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

skt_johann Schwurbler so:
😱 «Hiiilfeeee, Mikrowellen»
😱 «Hiiilfeeee, Gentechnik»
😱 «Hiiilfeeee, Freitag, der 13.»
😱 «Hiiilfee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wj

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:19 PM, May 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut mapnificent.net

Wie weit komme ich in n Minuten mit öffentlichen Transportmitteln. Witziges Projekt.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:07 AM, May 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mingoberlin Der 6-Jährige strahlend:
“MAMA, wir haben Dir mit Oma einen tollen Kuchen zum Muttertag gebacken! Aber der ist so g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9J

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:20 PM, May 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@AnRah83 Ich wünsche dir auch einen schönen Tag. ❤️

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnRah83

@AnRah83 Musst du einfach mit Freunden was essen oder selbst kochen. 🙂
Aber jo ich kann es auch nachvollziehen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnRah83

L0vingnature if there is an animal anywhere, there is a house cat who has slapped the shit out of it. the sea is no exception
pic.twitter.com/l75gewhUTV

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 12:29 PM, May 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

frau_frosch86 Habe mir ein Oktopoden-Kleid gekauft. pic.twitter.com/9kwjcgVja6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:34 AM, May 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@denisese27 Mach halt. Vielleicht kommt ja was rein.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to denisese27

@DerSchulze Aaaaaah, die haben doch keine Ahnung! 🤦‍♂️

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DerSchulze

TroIISports Jürgen Klopp discussing the Coutinho transfer saga (Part 1) pic.twitter.com/FsIQWO3406

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:18 AM, May 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BDHerzinger When you want to assault the Fulda Gap but you refuse to sit on anything less than hand-stitched calfskin. twitter.com/quentinwillson…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, May 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

NerdPyle Please take the Linux
 
( ´・_・`)
  (\  )\
    > > 🐧

and remove the SMB1.

💩
  \(´・_・\)
   (   )
   く く

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:41 PM, May 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

simongerman600 Animation shows blood type compatibility. A friendly reminder that donating blood is one of the easiest way of coll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sl

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:51 PM, May 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Sweet ride. pic.twitter.com/ajpUjnHrMy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, May 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Wenn du beim Picknick, den Familien Ball vergessen hast.☀ pic.twitter.com/1fExnYgD2i

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:41 AM, May 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

kinozeit Werft die Beine, Monty Python wird heute 50 Jahre alt!
pic.twitter.com/E3o5bgWgvI

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:27 AM, May 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

41Strange Victorian Prosthetic Arm
(London Science Museum collection.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects/co8087…) pic.twitter.com/1r9QvMiuYG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:25 AM, May 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

lemanshots Bankűberfall 🙂😋😎
pic.twitter.com/ZsgSSbtcGD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:22 PM, May 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

heuteshow Er schon wieder pic.twitter.com/cZ2oR77VXl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:20 PM, May 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

pant0ffelheld ☝🏼 Achtung! pic.twitter.com/Au7AjeFQKX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:34 PM, May 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

r3stless Dann hörst du aus reinem Zufall indischen und mongolischen Metal und denkst so: Hell Yeah!
Und das wenn du meintes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KJ

via Talon Android (retweeted on 1:33 PM, May 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

heuteshow Bester Regentag aller Zeiten pic.twitter.com/bW8Zss6gVl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 AM, May 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

VorsitzNahles Ich, wenn ich gebeten werde, eine neue zu komponieren. pic.twitter.com/SOTmFdOIVP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:34 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

KatharinaKoenig Kennt irgendwer die Band KIDS? Die muss mal mit @feinesahne zusammen ein Konzert gegeben haben. Also sagte die ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:32 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ChaosWeibchen 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BFMDeZyYwb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mohrenpost ++ Eil ++

SPD hat mich gerade zum ersten Mal zum Lachen gebracht. pic.twitter.com/5JM1v0OhNM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerNicoA Der beste ist von @Der_Postillon, viel besser als dieses Fake der Rum geht 🙄.
der-postillon.com/2019/05/postil…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:28 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

russian_market Every American knows this song… me goes like: ok.. 😳 pic.twitter.com/KCBpeSaYgt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:25 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

zarahbae Kennt ihr das ? Hmmm🤤 pic.twitter.com/kPGu98Ls0u

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:47 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

KWF I have questions pic.twitter.com/qUDGIDBmFL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:49 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BABiiFACE94 So geht Partnersuche 2019. pic.twitter.com/DD3P2sLI5s

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

wittzigisanders Das war’s mit der Verkehrswende. pic.twitter.com/XlRBIhGGAr

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:03 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

gedankensprudel Telko mit Marketing:

„Der Owner des Prozesses….”
Ich:*plappert rein*: „Eigentümer…”
„Ähh, genau…Die Member d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:02 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

simongerman600 Here is a more detailed version of the wonderful giraffe pattern map. Source: buff.ly/2H67SwP pic.twitter.com/YrrO6Q6o2R

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:00 PM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

memeokay96 @Pfaelzerin96 Direkt Handgemenge und Anruf: „Ey du musst vorbeikommen, da war einer in meiner Bude und naja … wir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 AM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Ist so passiert. pic.twitter.com/dezhgPb3Bn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:11 AM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MartinSonneborn Die PARTEI & Sea-Watch: Der (ausgestrahlte) Wahlwerbespot zur Europawahl 2019


youtube.com/watch?v=obDJQN…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:03 AM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads Historically Hardcore. Smithsonian Ad. pic.twitter.com/AI4ZQyCGxd

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luebbermann ich beantworte heute mails mit “… nach nur wenigen wochen komme ich auch schon zu einer antwort durch”, das mit a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9g

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:01 AM, May 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

EgonForever 25 JAHRE EGON FOREVER! - Das Jubiläumsheft ist da! Limitiert auf 150 Stück. Jetzt bestellen: etsy.com/shop/egonforev… pic.twitter.com/KrI9bmQ5aV

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:09 PM, May 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@denisese27 LOL. Aber dann ist die Überraschung viel größer.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to denisese27

norock USE. A. FUCKING. METAL. SPOON. AND. WASH. IT. twitter.com/mashable/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:02 PM, May 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Endlich mal wieder schöne Post. Comics von @EgonForever 😀 pic.twitter.com/Y8CMR5fmCn

via Twitter for iPhone

SecurityJon I can confirm that Windows XP on the Switch is both possible, and a complete waste of time… pic.twitter.com/RCWdU7iv8d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:44 AM, May 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brilliant_Ads ‘Switch it off when you drive’ pic.twitter.com/AkTDZxYsw8

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spreeblick Ich hätte das gerne als Videogame. twitter.com/tm_nrmn/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:04 PM, May 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Unitymedia Btw, das Wort “” gibt es nur im Deutschen. Was sagt das wohl über uns aus?
twitter.com/realUNOgame/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

realUNOgame If someone puts down a +4 card, you must draw 4 and your turn is skipped. You can’t put down a +2 to make the next..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fY

via Spredfast (retweeted on 9:34 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Pfiffige Hilfe.👍 pic.twitter.com/yCy3hyXthf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:32 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PirateMikeComix “MIKE HELPS OUT AROUND THE HOUSE!” pic.twitter.com/58pyjtXnWH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:30 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Anibas19 Ja danach wäre mir jetzt auch… aber gemeint ist nicht das Bier 🍺😜 twitter.com/heidi_suess/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:29 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

stefanogabryel @bettercap ble module runnning on a Pocket chip pic.twitter.com/0S2IX56GT9

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Radiohead - Creep youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk via @YouTube
Alt aber irgendwie immer noch zeitlos.

via Twitter for iPhone

@ralphruthe Und wie war die Reaktion von Sascha? 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ralphruthe

@ralphruthe Ich bin Christ, aber mein Gott ist stark genug. Den muss ich nicht verteidigen.

„Der Mensch denkt, Got..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5

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@TanjaTollpatsch Alles Gute wünsch ich euch beiden. 😊😀😍❤️

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PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Frontend security be like pic.twitter.com/CLlAmPQwmS

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 12:59 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

drbr0 Abb. 1: Vitamine unter Mikroskop 🔬 pic.twitter.com/gKx7rghEaE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:58 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Grille0612 Kalorien unter dem Elektronenmikroskop pic.twitter.com/0boBuvjs3c

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:58 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

geschichtenelli Heute sind wir bei den Schafen.
Wobei davon
auch welche schlafen.

Eins derweil haut auf den Putz
& blökt etwas v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 PM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

NathanHRubin Now that’s a t-shirt cannon if I’ve ever seen one pic.twitter.com/0Myp9Oaxq8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:22 AM, May 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwwwwCats Iron Man and Black Panther pic.twitter.com/35U1IGasiS

via cutecatphotohelper (retweeted on 10:20 PM, May 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DanGra87 Is everyone in Brussels drunk? pic.twitter.com/x9KK3se7KV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:30 PM, May 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

karstenloh In der La Flora-Pizzeria im Sandweg auf den Kopf zugesagt bekommen, dass ich Künstler sei. Krass stolz gewesen, da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:14 PM, May 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

EgonForever etsy.me/2Ji1DYb via @Etsy Geile Analog Comics von @EgonForever

via Twitter for iPhone

HotPaperComics Where my rising gamers at?! pic.twitter.com/o123g4PyGu

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:52 PM, May 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Safety motorcycle ever. pic.twitter.com/6M2CWl9bug

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:51 PM, May 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Get me a vodka IV stat. pic.twitter.com/MxzFVOJa5b

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:50 PM, May 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

farahgamo Men amaze me every day pic.twitter.com/sXa5KFoiSy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:50 PM, May 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Panic_Chick Wenn das Hirn Nachts wieder die Discokugel, Partyhüte und Luftschlangen auspackt, ist man Gast in seinem eigenen Ko..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t8

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Rainmaker1973 A compilation of robots falling down at the DARPA robotics challenge buff.ly/2MsVsiz pic.twitter.com/mauxtfLibV

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