The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

July 2019

Schmidtlepp Ist das CGI oder echt? twitter.com/l0vingnature/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Jul 31st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Expectation vs. Reality. pic.twitter.com/eacJckIeTg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:17 AM, Jul 31st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Der Löwe hat nicht gelitten.

MAMPF ALARM 🚨 pic.twitter.com/qwx8aNa8ap

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Wrong on so many levels. pic.twitter.com/KwuRSS1ACx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@swr3 Durch die eigene Fahrweise kann man aber schon viel vermeiden. Die Straße lesen und nur überholen, wenn es ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3m

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to swr3

_youhadonejob1 “The Devils Face” on the underside of a Great White Shark. pic.twitter.com/62cy9YXAej

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:36 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Brilliant graffiti. pic.twitter.com/C0zMicYVmp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:36 PM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mthie “Hey ihr doofen Entwickler, da es nur 2 Ports in diesem Internet gibt, lege ich das jetzt einfach mal fest. Egal, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bC

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Jul 30th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Zuckerschnute2_ 😟 Das ist irgendwie erschrecken. 🙈🙈🙈

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Zuckerschnute2_

heuteshow Der erste Tag bei der Truppe: Eine Bildergeschichte in drei Akten pic.twitter.com/PEVQTdmbTv

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

siegstyle Klimawandel:
✅ 1989: Wir müssen nichts ändern
✅ 1999: Wir müssen nichts ändern
✅ 2009: Wir müssen nichts ändern
✅ 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pF

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Mu11ana Die ersten beiden habe ich schon gehört und kann sie zuordnen. Lovelace war die erste Mathematikerin und G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i5

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mu11ana

JoshuaPotash This was Vermont today.

This was shutting down an ICE data center.



pic.twitter.com/HLX2WI9rSD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:10 AM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mccrabb_will INT: The White House: Day

Before the dark times. pic.twitter.com/aFqoFJHTza

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:00 AM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DKNachrichten Ein Lehrer wollte mit einem Experiment seinen Schülern beweisen:
“Wenn die Menschen die Stiere nicht angreifen, dan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A4

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:59 AM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

41Strange Chameleons wearing Ladybug hats pic.twitter.com/h5brsBQHx8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:59 AM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Sabine und der neidische Mob pic.twitter.com/3eb57P9lhb

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:47 AM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian anti theft device. pic.twitter.com/hWkX1NFi1H

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:41 AM, Jul 29th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

VeitKlapp Leider fehlen zwei Fahrzeuge pic.twitter.com/WWdX4gL3mQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

VeitKlapp Bis eben habe ich Werbung gehasst… pic.twitter.com/QIauLnJ9Jl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

IamHappyToast One Perfect Shot
The United Kingdom (2019)

Cinematography by Dashcam
Directed by Hedge Fund Management Inc pic.twitter.com/TdjXK7WPQf

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

beasty_74 Hier in Dänemark haben sogar die Steine W-LAN 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZmIt99fpyZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Aufrüstung kann Furchteinflößend wirken. 🔊 pic.twitter.com/vK77G1JthM

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

polina_bright Are patient enough to watch till the end? 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/NxSHfpI1Pe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Grinsekatze16 Wenn du mal wieder Bock auf Schuhsohle hast 🤣 pic.twitter.com/d1NBziGFBN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Einen fröhlichen Sonntag Morgen.
Wir machen den Weg frei…Anruf genügt.☎
Gruß, die Park-Verbot Crew. pic.twitter.com/1o7LeTBANY

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

shanethebuoy Let’s grow old together, okay?
🤗😍 pic.twitter.com/HWJ8bS2nzt

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

JuliaK_W Angela Merkel - oder, wie sie sich selbst zu nennen scheint, Cuple Whul.

Hmmm… pic.twitter.com/GBbWwUI4R5

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Harrysonsan Darf ich Ihnen meine Karte geben? pic.twitter.com/RTn2uFSoNn

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

WhoaInteresting 5th wheel used to aid in parallel parking in 1933 pic.twitter.com/6x6HUlwcMo

via Zodab (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

buitengebieden_ “Nice, Ron”

Sound on 😅 pic.twitter.com/V1xDz787m7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Schade @blastofeternity dass ihr auch am 8. und 9. November spielt. Da ist doch auch das @BrainstormFest 🙃

via Twitter Web App

Pommesflusterer Alles wie immer:
Der Ferienbeginn in Bayern wird traditionell mit der E-Gitarre begrüßt. pic.twitter.com/RzyHAuh8K1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarieAnnUK That awesome moment when someone took a radio controlled car to the dog park.
pic.twitter.com/oTaHHuVdot

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PeterHellinger Bildet Banden! twitter.com/anarcharaccoon…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Bees vs. Wasps. pic.twitter.com/VcEvUBu7NL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

turnoff_us How to cut onions without tears (using Oracle)

(extra panel in the link)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LR

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

JackBensinger Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/3DYlEYAoXV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Ausnahmslos jedes Lebewesen hat ein Recht darauf Spass zu haben!

pic.twitter.com/HRie2HQWyE

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:13 AM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

klara_sjo Water bender defense. pic.twitter.com/8yLIGQUhEh

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:11 AM, Jul 27th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@diamantencop77 Mein Beileid. 😟 Aber ansonsten eine gute Einstellung. Geb ihr die Ehrentag den sie verdient hat. 😀👍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to diamantencop77

_itsnotmytime Letzter Arbeitstag vor dem “Urlaub”. Ist ja gar nicht stressig🙄
Brauche bestimmt schon zwei Stunden alleine für die Übergabe.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Die fünf Phasen des Deployments

1. Checkout
2. Deployment
3. Zorn
4. Hotfix
5. Depression

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:36 AM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_MrMueller OB BEI HARIBO NIEMAND DIE ANZAHL DER EINZELNEN KONFEKTE NACHZÄHLT, HABE ICH GEFRAGT!? pic.twitter.com/4KiHtpzTwP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:27 AM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Die Wahrheit liegt in den Sternen pic.twitter.com/FoY4GaRCwY

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:24 AM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UralterDrache Hitzegedanken:
Meine Frau überlegt gerade ernsthaft unsere Müslischalen leer in den Kühlschrank zu stellen um sie d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:22 AM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

EllyNattdis Dieses Bild muss eigentlich Allen klar machen… welche Bedeutung Bäume 🌳 auf unserem Planeten haben 😥 pic.twitter.com/61H2txrCzw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:22 AM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

kriegundfreitag Heute bin ich an einem Restaurant vorbeigelaufen, in dessen Fenster man mit Tesafilm diese ungelenk gemalten Hinwei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…13

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:37 AM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 That’s awesome. pic.twitter.com/QqjmbW2RZB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:36 AM, Jul 26th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R When you forget that Array starts at 0 pic.twitter.com/0TwX4cNU85

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Jul 25th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

qrush just found an FB page full of wholesome relationship memes, but it’s Worf pic.twitter.com/lzrz1vjB7f

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:02 PM, Jul 25th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@denisese27 Ich war nie in der Kirche. 😀 Kann es Dir also nicht sagen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to denisese27

OrgPhysics Amazing Technology…. pic.twitter.com/rOkZs6vxpx

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:56 AM, Jul 25th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@sascha_p @Art_Relatable Das ist ja gemalt! Zuerst hielt ich es für ein Foto. 🙈😂👍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sascha_p

FinalCutKing The Greatest Escape Artist pic.twitter.com/cBpNjbzu56

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Jul 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

bloedler Und Keiner kann mir erzählen, dass das keine Herausforderung ist… pic.twitter.com/Vdrtn2mddj

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Jul 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

simongerman600 You never know when this type of information might come in handy… pic.twitter.com/FoPefDbh6a

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Jul 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AliCologne Staatsmänner. pic.twitter.com/UcCsLX3gdG

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Jul 24th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

liquid_sunray „Ich hab’s geschafft Papa,
was mach ich denn jetzt?”

„Habt Ihr keine Mexikaner?” pic.twitter.com/gnMYqTsUPH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Jul 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DasBumm @Harrysonsan Wenn euch die Musik gefällt, könnt ihr Könich Henry auch unterstützen, damit es bald eine CD gibt 💿:

startnext.com/koenichhenry

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jul 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Todespuschel @Xanilou auf jeden Fall pic.twitter.com/n6h1Fcvw8o

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Jul 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

igorpianist Guten Morgen pic.twitter.com/N9cCS2eWdQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Jul 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

lino Bin ich verrückt? pic.twitter.com/iqGSZMXImC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Jul 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

TomLawrenceTech Have you ever seen something so wrong that you paused and questioned if you were the one doing it wrong? I mean, i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S4

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Jul 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia How to win a free trip to the gulag. pic.twitter.com/UzEx5upjfZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Jul 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Car Wash - Glück im Unglück. pic.twitter.com/QAMfjMA5SW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Jul 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid ADAC ist der Ansicht, dass Manche schon mit einem PS Überfordert sind. pic.twitter.com/aPDYPEG3yX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Jul 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GertrudHussla Die Firma Schrödinger bedankt sich per Anzeige in der Süddeutschen bei einer unbekannten jungen Frau. Diese hatte e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NO

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Jul 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia How the Russian military get out of bed. pic.twitter.com/jCU6sbjQu8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Jul 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics Thor 4: Love and Thunder
pic.twitter.com/oCxQ7fxIRY

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:57 AM, Jul 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Sonntagsregeln pic.twitter.com/RlXsABEtL5

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Jul 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

SylvieLorxu Sysadmins: “It’s secure because it’s in a container”
Hackers: pic.twitter.com/3MgS9jX2Ky

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:11 AM, Jul 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Kaffee_Racer Weshalb fahren sie ohne db-eater?
Das muß so Herr Wachtmeister. Wenn ich unterwegs Durst kriege, bekomme ich sonst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cp

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Jul 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Per_Anhalter Ich lache ausgiebig über das Wort “Lattensepp”. @tazamwe pic.twitter.com/UhFMNFxvLC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Jul 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 John Cleese writes to a 14-year-old fan. pic.twitter.com/k8ydZi55Rw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Jul 20th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ralphruthe Jo, das kann ich bestätigen. Sehr tolle Serie…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ralphruthe

ZonePhysics Stairway to heaven😲 pic.twitter.com/46JBaPZ5IR

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

hmemcpy I hate Rust, it won’t let me prank my coworkers pic.twitter.com/vQidxpflcG

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ohnonobody Letztens in der Kita:

Ich: *mache mich fertig um nach Hause zu gehen*
Kind1: Gehst du nach Hause?
Ich: Ja
K1: Hast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3U

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Can’t unsee 😂 pic.twitter.com/Xe54bv3aGd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PirateMikeComix “TIME TO DECIDE!” pic.twitter.com/xD9yIPsTI2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:32 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 How does that even happen? pic.twitter.com/y61C0Z33zl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian Knight. pic.twitter.com/McyLVdit2v

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Das könnte nützlich werden. pic.twitter.com/uJ2lonM1ix

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia How to win slavic poker. pic.twitter.com/1605H1ZMmP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

maatcode When the ride is boring. pic.twitter.com/KkRRWQtSnq

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R What is he even doing under the sun? pic.twitter.com/F8w01TEqv4

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

shnanuu Selten habe ich mich so ertappt gefühlt. pic.twitter.com/jw8m63alCw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Jul 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CommitStrip Your smart home’s Achilles’ heel
commitstrip.com/2019/07/18/you…
Our new book “The Summer of Code” is available on Kicksta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FansdeFunes Ich bin malade pic.twitter.com/2C43xgL240

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

erzy666 😁😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gd0vay4OPK

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:26 PM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CharlyM2014 Guten Morgen liebe Spaßgemeinde 👍😘☕️

‼️🎶”Wunder gibt es immer wieder”🎶‼️

In diesem Sinne wünsche ich Euch einen e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

derPUPE responsible disclosure feels like pic.twitter.com/OX2VvXAiqO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ErnstvAll Die Rache der
(Cartoon Kostas Koufogiorgos) pic.twitter.com/T5bIyA2SIr

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:07 PM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

JOY_Schmuck Sogar die ganz Kleinen wissen schon, dass es wieder soweit ist 😜
pic.twitter.com/tfezb9KWhl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Pfaelzerin96 Gut ich „kenne” nur dein Twitter-Ich, aber das scheint mir eher eine sehr extrovertierte Frau zu sein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kc

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Pfaelzerin96

@Pinguinchen77 Ein Sträflingsanzug. Nur etwas frischer und nicht schwarz-weiß.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Pinguinchen77

@potzlow Gute Idee. 😊 Wo gibts diese App? 😂
Manchmal ist schon bedenklich, dass die Leute nicht alles hinterfragen…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hu

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to potzlow

holyschmittens herr schmitt sollte sich eine überschrift zu diesem bild ausdenken und es kam “mit einer schicken hose zur arbeit g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:59 AM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AwwwwCats Mother goose pic.twitter.com/OCS8b9Hg8O

via cutecatphotohelper (retweeted on 6:54 AM, Jul 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

movatxn Kärtchen, unter dem Hotelbett gefunden 😁 pic.twitter.com/ESIaKuXk9z

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Er hat vor Minuten seinen ersten Mietvertrag unterschrieben.🔊 pic.twitter.com/1XZAwtUBNr

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CaseySunFFM “Ihr Beruf?”

“Ich arbeite mit Menschen.”

“Schwerpunkt?”

“Am Bauch.”

“In welcher Branche Sie tätig sind!”

“Tele..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FrauPerla Ich habe es gefunden.
Das Altersheim für Hobbits!
Wer kommt mit mir? pic.twitter.com/uJbBuWVy1I

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid Auf DM wurde ich erneut darauf Angesprochen - ob ich Probleme mit dem Dativ hätte.
Einige kapieren nicht, daß ” Hei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…02

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:04 PM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheWorldOfFunny This is why you don’t get out of your vehicle alone at night pic.twitter.com/1wihQoHGBK

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:41 AM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

liquid_sunray Gibt ja so knallhartes Überlebens-Obst, Äpfel zum Beispiel.

“Joa, schmeiß mich für Wochen in den Keller, mich krie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ee

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:01 AM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mudditanzt01 Tor zugefallen, beim schwerhörigen Nachbarn geklingelt. “Wer ist da?” Ich flüsterte “der Sensemann. Und schreie “MI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ez

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:58 AM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MartinSonneborn Das Bild trifft es ganz gut… Smiley twitter.com/dhbln/status/1…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:57 AM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Good to see this horse wears a helmet. pic.twitter.com/Yz8VlJr5G8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 AM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

hackerfantastic rm -rf /tmp/* /var/* /var/run/* /var/tmp/*;rm -rf /var/log/wtmp;rm -rf ~/.bash_history;history -c;history -w;rm -rf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1G

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:47 AM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheProgressives Breaking: Following a decision in our Group meeting, we will support @vonderleyen.

However, we will be vigilant t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4k

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:45 AM, Jul 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

😂🙈 Ich habe “Du bist 24 Jahre alt”! buzzfeed.com/de/annaaridzan…

via Twitter for iPhone

jottes @WIRED If you look closely, you can see the white cable attached to the car.
0:10: you can see it at the back
0:23..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:08 AM, Jul 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CharlyM2014 Ups - ich auch 🤣🤣🤣

Du brauchst ein Lächeln auf den Lippen? - HIER ist Deine Medizin! 👏😎🥃🥃🥃 twitter.com/gedankensprude…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Jul 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

OFalafel Male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns is my new jam pic.twitter.com/n1PduXnC1K

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:48 AM, Jul 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

danbarker I just got a nice little shiver when working out whether the binary on the ribbon of the new £50 banknote meant any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 AM, Jul 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

dschiini ähm… pic.twitter.com/vE8Bcq05KQ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:35 AM, Jul 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DylanDogger @Darth_Lehrer Autofahren in Italien ist recht einfach. Es gibt keine Vorfahrt und es wird nicht nach hinten geschau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Jul 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Flugtaxis gibt’s ja schon längst….
pic.twitter.com/E88dpqrnhT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Jul 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Horst_Hutzel Mein Leben in Randgruppen:

1979 - Keinen Walkman
1990 - Keinen Gameboy
1995 - Keine PlayStation
2005 - Keinen Plas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yc

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Jul 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BorderIrish A bottle of Baileys crosses the Border six times during its production. Then whoever drinks it does the same on the way home

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Jul 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

apiecebyguy Gang violence is getting out of control… pic.twitter.com/3Cs8uga9VO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Jul 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

TylerJRoney This is quality content. pic.twitter.com/Ww3BSuNB4v

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:52 AM, Jul 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 I really hope this is chicken 🍗 pic.twitter.com/h0ui7Opg4z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:36 AM, Jul 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MayorOfLA A message for all Angelenos: Here in Los Angeles, we will not be coordinating with ICE.

Your city is on your side..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pw

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Jul 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian military helicopter stops on the highway to ask directions. pic.twitter.com/W7rjZekoiF

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Mr_DrinksOnMe Please be chicken.. Please be chicken.. pic.twitter.com/HCrXwr2aih

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CrazyinRussia Who said the perfect game doesn’t exist. pic.twitter.com/dGeYKvM2o0

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BeardyBikers You know your in Wales when there’s a gate across the road pic.twitter.com/OtkfEBpvIR

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maatcode Early Sunday morning. 😆✊ pic.twitter.com/m5NYcrfenv

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35C3 – Wir kommen Der Congress ist wieder in Leipzig. Und morgen startet er wieder. Es wird also Zeit im Zug zu hoctwitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA51

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femellom Hat der @seewolfDE auch so nette Hinweise auf der Quittung? twitter.com/Opa_Homie/stat…

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Schebacca Wissen Sie, warum ich Metal liebe?
Weil wir zusammenhalten.
Eins der deepesten Pics ever. pic.twitter.com/ceLiEFmL87

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JenMsft I’ve never been more invested in a random internet cat succeeding pic.twitter.com/hB1fxtzZOO

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AsphyxiaPallida Ich lache mehr als ich sollte, oh Gott. Es ist so wunderschoen. twitter.com/OFalafel/statu…

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sascha_p Das ist die wohl beste real-life Version eines typischen Servers! Herrlich 😂

pic.twitter.com/uz3Q5EjRy7

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Fastenzeit – Zeit für Besinnung Man kann ja von der Fastenzeit was man will. Manche verzichten dann mal auf Schokoltwitter.com/i/web/status/1…gxOh

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jtilander I like printf! pic.twitter.com/d8Xh8rwP61

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sascha_p Yes, this is a Honda CB500 and it’s probably the most beautiful one I’ve ever seen 😍

via @CafeRacrsReturn pic.twitter.com/aARhL9TND9

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xkcd_rss Flag Interpretation xkcd.com/2175/ pic.twitter.com/Z98pzB8UIg

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nafrih00re Girl I forgot how iconic 2009 was twitter.com/chuuzus/status…

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CrazyinRussia Russian squirrel is sorry. pic.twitter.com/v1eSPuNGOZ

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_youhadonejob1 TO INFINITY AND BEYONDDDDD!!!!!!~ pic.twitter.com/8xoeIPe6MT

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garabatokid RUN ! ! ! ! ! pic.twitter.com/ihRUaPR0LD

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PeterHellinger Hey, @TwitterDE, müsste die Fehlermeldung nicht so lauten? pic.twitter.com/XgcMB6OMXu

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@dergazetteur Das wäre wirklich cool. 👍🙂 Mal schauen wann die echten Medien das berichten.

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Ein Spiel: 😀😊
“Wie viel hat sich verändert?”

Alter: 20
Jetzt: 32

Beziehung: Forever alone.
Heute: Forever alone…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8p

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GainKnowIedge IN USA Vs IN UK pic.twitter.com/xmuPFNxxQh

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simongerman600 Here is another important map that was sent to
me without comment 😂 pic.twitter.com/o7QunDyRs6

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Hanseatengrau Warum ich in Kroatien Urlaub mache. pic.twitter.com/WDkgDefcHm

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Hardywolf359 I was going to make some ill advised breast joke about this drinks cabinet, but that would just be immature, wooden..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CR

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CharlyM2014 ‼️🔉Netzfund - einfach “süß”🔉‼️ pic.twitter.com/LWAeVDUtrG

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grauhut Jetzt’n Bier im Meeting. pic.twitter.com/x8HCTUrn31

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UlfSchmid Heute ist der Tag, der starken Persönlichkeiten.🔊 pic.twitter.com/U0wuHLCb0Y

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_youhadonejob1 Never travel with this guy. pic.twitter.com/Wkjh6szm7u

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Linuzifer Leichte Unterhaltung:
Der Plot von „BRD vs. e-Scooter” ist völlig vorhersehbar, aber trotzdem erfrischend. twitter.com/dpa/status/114…

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OrgPhysics Eagle eating snake pic.twitter.com/FmAM7BKh7J

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BahnAnsagen ++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 10/2018 ++ pic.twitter.com/23KhRnzGe8

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BahnAnsagen +BA D MONATS12/13+
“Der Zug ist pünktlich. Wenn Sie möchten, öffne ich die Türen mit 5min Verspätung, um unseren Ruf nicht zu beschädigen.”

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IntelSoftware Thanks for all your hard work, QA people! pic.twitter.com/6q3xxyMP6N

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grauhut Sie: “Was ist in dem Kuchen?”
“Das ist ein Mandelkuchen. Bist du allergisch?”
Sie: “Nur gegen Katzen.”
“Das Rezept..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I7

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CaseySunFFM Die Mitarbeiter singen hier WEIHNACHTSLIEDER!!!

Und ihr behauptet, mit mir stimmt was nicht???

*Hört si..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iC

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CNN Megan Rapinoe: “Just shoutout to the teammates… We’re chillin’. We’ve got tea sippin’. We’ve got celebrations. We htwitter.com/i/web/status/1…oYYS

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jottes Wo bekomme ich das Zahnrad in neu? pic.twitter.com/ckDJ32elbM

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Rifqiiskanda Nobody:

Every time i want to find the end of the tape: pic.twitter.com/oliFj97WVs

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FJ_Murau deutsche Crystal Meth pic.twitter.com/A8X6kc2dD2

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sascha_p Kann es sein, dass Strassenbahnfahrerinnen die coolsten Menschen auf diesem Planeten sind?

pic.twitter.com/MauA71Q8fw

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daskritzelt Wie Herr Gallofricke aber HAARSCHARF am Sexismus vorbeischrammte pic.twitter.com/MwgGs6NEPU

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grauhut Zauberer: “Das ist eine beeindruckende Rechenmaschine.”
NPC: “Danke. Sie läuft mit KOBOLD.”
Zauberer: “Kobold?”

*Ö..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ma

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mjcontrera These white teens wore masks so they wouldn’t get caught committing a hate crime.

Little did they know: When they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hz

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