The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

August 2019

Ffs_OMG When pizza is life 🍕 pic.twitter.com/DUYyhDIoKf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Aug 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

textundblog Die heutige taz-Karrikaur trifft’s mal wieder auf den Punkt: taz.de/static/images/… pic.twitter.com/cwj2deu5Z1

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Aug 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

maatcode 😣😖😫😩 I wanted a pink one. pic.twitter.com/u8c2EGShJ3

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Aug 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Das U-Boot für die Unterwassertour “Havel Welten” ist endlich da \o/ twitter.com/leyrer/status/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Aug 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

archang3l_media @c3logistic “Sind die Engel platt wie Teller war @c3logistic wieder schneller”
Alte Chaosweisheit

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Aug 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut “Wieso sitzt der Heaven eigentlich in einem Zelt?”
“Wir haben es mit Containern versucht, aber 200x pro Tag den *Kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…70

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:01 PM, Aug 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

booomdavi 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/RuBZ3B7jTP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Aug 19th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia America 🇺🇸 vs’ Russia 🇷🇺 pic.twitter.com/nGJY9Xvtmn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Aug 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

larkinia Du möchtest spontan noch zum und brauchst ein Ticket? Hier ist eines übrig, schick mir ne DM.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Aug 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Die_Reklame Bravo, 10. September 1998 pic.twitter.com/2o5EUPZtY9

via autoChirper (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Aug 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

jeangleur Das ging ja schnell. pic.twitter.com/SbD8EBvSlc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Aug 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mikegalsworthy This is superb.

Monty Python’s “what have the Romans ever done for us?” 👇😂
pic.twitter.com/N2K7cJqPTw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Aug 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ClownAbsolute When you enjoy seeing your mate struggle cause it’s a laugh. pic.twitter.com/4LKzgGldcN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Aug 18th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

WIZO im LKA Longhorn, Stuttgart am 11. Januar 2019 Nachdem ich letztes Jahr meinen alten Arbeitgeber verlassen habe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zq

via Tweet Old Post

AnimalMagic10 That smile! 😻😻

Sound on 🔊 pic.twitter.com/kRlpn9sgtc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Aug 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ClownAbsolute F*ck the police! Haha

Checkmate policewoman! 👍 pic.twitter.com/vGC77smtvv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Aug 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Don’t stop on a pedestrian crossing in Russia.
(🎥 via @ClownAbsolute. Give him follow for great content) pic.twitter.com/qcZ77W0KyT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Aug 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

JOY_Schmuck Schönes Wochenende 🎶 pic.twitter.com/PHmuQQIGSX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Aug 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

boundborg Der Moment, wenn du bemerkst, dass du die Diät zum falschen Zeitpunkt angefangen hast… pic.twitter.com/kfYXN1ALFe

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Aug 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@grauhut Ich hoff ja mal dass meine Schraubheringe morgen ankommen. Ansonsten muss ich halt die alten zum Drücken nutzen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grauhut

_youhadonejob1 I’m calling the police. pic.twitter.com/Vda6BRZNdl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

aIIeinzuhaus ich: entschuldigung wissen sie wo es hier zum bahnhof geht?

ü60 schleswig-holsteiner: klönschnack tüdeln gedöns h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Russian birds. pic.twitter.com/khhFL5Blm3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Well that sucks. pic.twitter.com/SvTLAoxuEb

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DavidKPiano Developers:
lets/
├ store
├ files
├ in
└ some/
├ super
├ organized
└ opinionated/
├ hierarc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lY

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:24 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 F**k the police. pic.twitter.com/yeIBudW4dN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

KillerPenny Ich musste 36 Jahre alt werden um zu erkennen, dass Stau STehende AUtos bedeutet.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@KillerPenny Ok, das wusste ich auch nicht. 😂 Klingt aber logisch. 😀 Danke. 👍

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KillerPenny

VeitKlapp Ich habe gerade am Strand den Kopf einer antiken Statue gefunden. pic.twitter.com/0iaF0LyyW5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 PM, Aug 16th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Metalfestivals im November / Dezember 2018 Ich höre mir ja gerne auch mal Live Musik an. So hab ich beispielsweise..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gh

via Tweet Old Post

@lokfuehrer_tim Immer diese Feuerwehrleute. 😀🚒 Find ich gut. Die Pumpen muss man nutzen.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lokfuehrer_tim

@BABiiFACE94 Du siehst hübsch aus! 😘 Aber irgendwie sehe ich auch leicht Michael Jackson in dem Bild und das finde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nU

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BABiiFACE94

garabatokid So… Basically… pic.twitter.com/bC0VkKQIuj

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

KetuAlbrecht so

the limit is 412 chicken nuggets pic.twitter.com/xgEa1iCkTG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

stefnhs “-Ein Smart ist umweltfreundlicher als unser Auto, stimmt’s, Papa?
-Stimmt.
-Und Fahrräder sind noch umweltfreundl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Aus meinem “Eher nicht” Ideen-Ordner. pic.twitter.com/3KisjxN5u0

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

schmonck Merkste selber, ne?! pic.twitter.com/qNAd9XndGo

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Das einzige, was teurer ist als Bildung, ist keine Bildung.

(Nein, das ist offenbar kein fake.) pic.twitter.com/8JwcljCmXf

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

lokfuehrer_tim Auch hierzulande Alltag.
Bei “Personenunfall” oder “Notarzteinsatz am Gleis” handelt es sich nicht immer um einen S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:22 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Beautiful photograph of a MIG-29 drinking water from a river. pic.twitter.com/a19UKVEd2e

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CHIMPSINSOCKS If you are a grown up, fully-fledged adult and you are mocking this young girl for trying to save the planet then I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

holgi Ich muss ja die ganze Zeit schon sehr über die ganzen Wohnzimmer-Autoritaristen lachen, die zuhause eine „starke Va..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t7

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

heuteshow Beißt der? pic.twitter.com/C5boiCs9xS

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FrauPerla Ich lache so hart!
pic.twitter.com/CUEk0MnWB3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZonePhysics Mind blowing 😲 pic.twitter.com/rZafhUjANi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

boundborg Isses denn so schwer?
pic.twitter.com/PNQ6pFPe1i

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Guerilla-Marketing ganz nach meinem Geschmack! pic.twitter.com/OZwWML8BnQ

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

gnisnem Encryption made in Germany pic.twitter.com/PuWhLjtgED

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

holgi Die Hipster grillen jetzt glückliche Kinder pic.twitter.com/GO2rPCGt5p

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Aug 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Amsterdam… 😂 pic.twitter.com/VqzRMPoyVP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PadraigBelton Yesterday, Hong Kong airport. pic.twitter.com/6qZU810513

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Wenn man die erhöhte Körpertemperatur der Leute, die sich über Fefes Blog aufregen, nutzen könnte, könnte man ein B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jk

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

SignsFun This graffiti artist turned a block wall into a bus.
(📷 via Mrdazjames on Reddit) pic.twitter.com/CgsoziScq1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Wenn ich mir die Dependencies einiger Projekte ansehe, komme ich nicht umhin mir den Projektleiter in einem Laborki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7c

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:04 PM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@frankfeil Das mag stimmen. Aber 199 Km/h in einer begrenzten Umgebung ist schon arg dreist. Daher ist der Vergleich schon etwas angebracht.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankfeil

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Quick archive pic.twitter.com/lZHLHOGFOl

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 7:12 AM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FacesPics 8 legged pig. The fabled Spiderpig pic.twitter.com/2nlxgQfGGG

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:12 AM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

erdgeist Nix hält gesünder als die drei Löffel chen Schüssler Salz nach meinen Vitamin C Globuli pic.twitter.com/PomXiDvaOq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:10 AM, Aug 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

shadowcheets Javascript is weird. pic.twitter.com/0p9TrEYetF

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BBCSPORTNI “This is the greatest lap I’ve ever seen at Dundrod!”

Watch @peterhickman60 & @Lee_johnston13’s stunning last-lap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nc

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 8:10 PM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

LivvyFanon Aristotle, Plato, And Socrates pic.twitter.com/LtM01Wvt9S

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

seewolfDE “Bescheid!” pic.twitter.com/1yBuJCql5B

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlfSchmid So is es…💚 pic.twitter.com/6s9OfPvzW4

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

LayyyfromThaBay This shit is so dumb but I couldn’t stop watching it pic.twitter.com/GazkvV3koN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Die_Reklame Brigitte, Nr. 2, 1975 pic.twitter.com/ctQXVsotpI

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:06 AM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

SchroederLinus Wenn ich als Kind im Urlaub so richtig eskaliert bin. (Symbolbild) pic.twitter.com/ArvkINHKWC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 AM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarieAnnUK Goodnight ¯\(ツ)/¯ pic.twitter.com/z5e3AcZFIU

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:01 AM, Aug 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Kaffee_Racer Feierabendverkehr :) twitter.com/andyadair1985/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Woman puts an end to the war (Circa 1943) pic.twitter.com/pFX2Mqvjdy

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

janerichsen Most people: I guess balloons are ok

Me: pic.twitter.com/urmWxJ5hI2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

erinfranmc me following along with coding tutorials pic.twitter.com/U0vkJSNUMW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Das ist so ziemlich der lustigste Tweet, der gerade in Japan die Runde macht. Hey @MicrosoftDE warum ist das Speich..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dJ

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Pregnancy Q&A. pic.twitter.com/mrM3O14JWJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

einstueckkunst Chef: „Sie sind schon wieder eine Stunde zu spät. Was ist denn dieses mal ihre Ausrede? Mussten Sie wieder einen Tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

c3noc Friendly reminder for : Please leave high bandwidth applications like Pixelflut installations at home. We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…63

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Weltregierung Follow your dreams. pic.twitter.com/KxKm5VJi14

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Das_Kludi @UlfSchmid Könnte sein. Ich hab es bei der Feuerwehr mal gesehen. Aber ich weiß nicht mehr wie es heißt.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Das_Kludi

UlfSchmid Dieses Klebeband ist der amtierende Weltmeister. 🔊 pic.twitter.com/1H17ETEmLw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

RebeccasRadwelt Ein Instagram-Frühstücks-Fund.
Was zum Schmunzeln 😉
pic.twitter.com/Ox2AcKO9fn

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Wie alles Schreckliche begann… 😱 pic.twitter.com/snj9T4NW9O

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Aug 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@lokfuehrer_tim Aber hoffentlich nicht wieder Personenschaden. 😟

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lokfuehrer_tim

_Zwirn Ich trage seit ein paar Tagen ein Fitnessarmband. Es mault mich an, wenn ich 1 Stunde reglos auf der Couch liege. W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

onyame Tolle Sache, das 😋 pic.twitter.com/ql7wf95J7A

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:19 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

HerrPanTau Heute entdeckt.

Das erklärt hier so einiges. pic.twitter.com/5XB0S8DIOC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

maatcode Yess, I am going to WIN ………… 😩 pic.twitter.com/ERAmucMhFi

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Brink_Thinker When dad is in charge of bath time! pic.twitter.com/pucGDraH4v

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p is fun. Deal with it! 😎 pic.twitter.com/9SApAWNvS6

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Guten Morgen! pic.twitter.com/vfgQnibWtP

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tawnie I did not know this existed until today. pic.twitter.com/igmml7nuxs

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

HWarlow I have no words….back later . Thanks for looking. Helen 😊 pic.twitter.com/0sRPtbf3cU

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

maatcode Burnout into headspin. 💪 pic.twitter.com/9Jq1drhw9T

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Aug 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Well played Burger King, well played. pic.twitter.com/bF04U3WAD2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Aug 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GamepIay DOOM Runs on ANYTHING pic.twitter.com/IKLKWTJiJD

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Aug 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ingoebel Hm, wie passt das mit Free and Open Source zusammen?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ingoebel

jungnaiv_ultras Schön bunt! twitter.com/Harrysonsan/st…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:37 AM, Aug 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_itsnotmytime Mir ist eben eine Erinnerung gekommen:

Letztes Jahr habe ich an der Arbeit furchtbar geheult vor Wut und vor Schoc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mr_Empty_hier Eigentlich immer gute Laune haben/ verbreiten wollen u. lachend durch die TL laufen.

Im RL mit Sachen konfrontiert..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dU

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Gruselig. pic.twitter.com/RYxMifgIst

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FuguFat Ich muss leider immer noch lachen, wenn ich das Bild sehen!😂😂
Danke Fremder! 👍😂😂
twitter.com/FuguFat/status…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Ja, ich weiss, ich hatte dazu schon ein Video auf Twitter… aber ich finde es einfach so eine sensationelle Nummer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…40

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

heuteshow Ja, wo sindse denn? pic.twitter.com/PgXK6VipVZ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FrauPerla Beim nächsten Ton ist es …

(gibt es die telefonische Zeitansge überhaupt nocht???) pic.twitter.com/DmPEAcC03s

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:29 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DasBumm Zum freut sich bestimmt auch unser Katzninchen.
❤🐇😊 pic.twitter.com/Fs70npHQty

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

getDigital_de Ein absolut valider Grund! pic.twitter.com/cEyJ4Q5jqo

via Sked Social (retweeted on 7:31 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

boundborg Oh. Eine Gabelung… pic.twitter.com/bME1xpNLNz

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:27 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

differlanguages Irregular Plurals pic.twitter.com/NWAu0wBR6X

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:06 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

bariton76 Asamoah(schwarz, afrikanische Herkunft)sagt, es war rassistisch. Sarpei(schwarz, afrikanische Herkunft)sagt, es war..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:06 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hardywolf359 When I was born, I was so angry at my Mum and Dad that I didn’t speak to them for two whole years… pic.twitter.com/Wtux9gPdpM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CaseySunFFM Wenn die Designer-Abteilung pennt … pic.twitter.com/TIzQ4fbKCl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

gerhardschwar11 Das Schlimme erschließt sich
erst beim zweiten Lesen..😪😪 pic.twitter.com/pu2OlM2zY3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p OMG! It’s true… the new EQC has a mustache front bumper 😃

pic.twitter.com/RboWcONBPo

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx Guten Morgen, ihr Sieger! pic.twitter.com/80P5XCjxyN

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Trump hat schon längst seine Mauer gebaut…

(by Marian Kamensky) pic.twitter.com/Rguuu8IZo6

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p And this my friends, is probably one of the most beautiful Guzzi mods I’ve seen in a long time. What a stunner! 👉..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pd

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mugar Suchte grade die Ascii-Zeichen eines Hakens zum Abhaken von Checkboxen und das Zeichen zum durchstreichen der Box…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Va

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PirateMikeComix “LANGUAGE BARRIER!” pic.twitter.com/MoikydWuYD

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:23 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Otter_News Water sausage and his balls. pic.twitter.com/yUS3hTJU8P

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

41Strange Girl with Owl pic.twitter.com/3Ixw66DAmQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_itsnotmytime Die Nachbarin sitzt da unten nur im Trainingsanzug aufm Balkon, weil der so bequem ist und nicht, weil sie schon la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerFlixxx „Schöne Töchter”. Das Buch mit allen Strips gibt’s übrigens hier: flix.gibtsnichtueberall.de/Schoene-Toecht… pic.twitter.com/hF67B9uiAo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Kaffee_Racer Anna-Ich denke den ganzen Tag an Motorräder sheisarider.de/rider-of-the-w…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PintusMauro I’ve attached the push buttons to play with the Open Led Race to a couple of hand grippers.
This cool project was s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…46

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sascha_p Ach Internet… fuer diesen Bloedsinn feier ich dich wirklich immer wieder!
P.S. Ganz gucken :)

pic.twitter.com/wg2X9c4AJl

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:33 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 This guy is living in 3019. pic.twitter.com/DIK0bF30Hy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mcbruddaal Life isch good! pic.twitter.com/PV6sUqmUbf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:16 AM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_itsnotmytime Nach dem halben Teller:
Ich kann nicht mehr!!

Nach 3 Minuten:
Ok, zwei Gabeln gehen noch.

Nach 7 Minuten:
Okayyyy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…67

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:07 AM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GLudger Der erste Fiat mit W-Lan.. pic.twitter.com/zGiSoz3ZuQ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:04 AM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Moormoewe Plane großes Festival nicht mit Metal, sondern mit Grillen.

Nenne es “Nacken”.

Schüss!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:01 AM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

shawnacscott If you think the response time on your HTTP calls is bad, I just got a 503 via paper mail… 😂 pic.twitter.com/lrGbMeW3zO

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PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Just a little bit Javascript 😰 pic.twitter.com/yFLyngQXyj

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_itsnotmytime Der Nachteil an Brüsten:
Beim spontanen Niesen saut man sich schon mal das Oberteil ein.

Der Vorteil an Brüsten:
M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:38 PM, Aug 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Netzgefluester Muhahahaaar 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/rmXCIV00L0

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DrAlgaeGirl This is pretty neat. I’d like to see more of these. pic.twitter.com/0c3lpRZuC5

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Aug 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Auch so ein Vers für die Feuerwehr. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/ouTbGxWP3a

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UlrichKalloch The Final Moment ☝️ We are root Special Thanks to @serveubln @csch42 pic.twitter.com/txkBe7jbEC

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apiecebyguy He’s been playing with a mechanical pencil at work for hours… pic.twitter.com/l5IEHdUS1R

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 AM, Aug 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

twisteddoodles My 4 year olds met some lovely Gardaí at their crèche for road safety week.
And a new RTÉ drama is born. pic.twitter.com/aVrIwi8XGD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 AM, Aug 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Nice one RBS.
(📷 via Vikas_Negi1 on Reddit) pic.twitter.com/n0QfvjIiBZ

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_itsnotmytime Der Nachteil an Brüsten:
Ständig krümelt man beim Essen in den Ausschnitt.

Der Vorteil an Brüsten:
Manchmal findet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Aug 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Manche Verkehrsschilder sind etwas missverständlich… .-) pic.twitter.com/ntuJI078

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littlewisehen Nicht alles wird teurer… .-)) pic.twitter.com/s0Mfs7Fh

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Aug 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

lokfuehrer_tim “Hier kommt die Sonne…” pic.twitter.com/Rn0Ky81V0q

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WtfRenaissance Matilda sniffed the air. Small children were playing, just 3-5 minutes away. Today would be a good day. pic.twitter.com/LAoSMOA4uW

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:35 AM, Aug 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt Björn singt um sein Leben pic.twitter.com/rr8XuifZ84

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Aug 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ralphruthe Guten Morgen! pic.twitter.com/TcYdeix7Go

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Aug 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

maatcode Gone in 10 seconds. pic.twitter.com/ti9eBebmSU

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Aug 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

c3_power Verteilungsumbau abgeschlossen. Sollte alles wieder laufen. pic.twitter.com/klJsvPBRO4

via Fenix 2 (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Aug 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

c3_power Aufbau Internet erstmal down. Verteilung umbauen. pic.twitter.com/ogFQZoLLHC

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@c3_power Wow, dass sind dicke Adern. Wieviel kW habt ihr denn geplant? 😀

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Weltregierung Montag. Nicht Dein Tag. pic.twitter.com/5Laz2diJTz

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Aug 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

RexChapman An 88-year-old dad and his 53-year-old son with Down’s syndrome meet at the airport after spending a week apart for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tL

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suizidjungs Eigentlich beides richtig pic.twitter.com/GGH7SUPzfw

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getDigital_de OK, etwas flach, aber hübsch! pic.twitter.com/DG6EW36UxO

via Sked Social (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Aug 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

jungnaiv_ultras Hier, nochmal als Pixelbild. Der Typ da links hat die ganzen Ultras-Videos gemacht. Und nun will er Musik machen un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nw

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Aug 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

VeitKlapp Who did this? 😂 pic.twitter.com/BV9DO1J1CQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Aug 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

todayininfosec 1998: Microsoft published critical security bulletin MS98-010, titled Information on the “Back Orifice” Program…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vw

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HeavyMetalYetii Scandinavian Summers 👌 pic.twitter.com/Y1nSgN4Nnx

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rickygervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, you don’t have empathy. twitter.com/akkitwts/statu…

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Mr_DrinksOnMe Troll Level: Expert pic.twitter.com/6u0FyCdoox

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littlewisehen Die Gedankenwelt der amerikanischen Waffenfanatiker führt ins Verderben… pic.twitter.com/UbNQLYRG7J

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Aug 4th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MoStueck I’m frustrated with most job ads that I can find. Looking for a job that I can really be passionate about. So this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fl

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Aug 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Do not disturb. pic.twitter.com/Yh5iGrOrcV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Aug 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ZonePhysics A puffer fish just casually swallowing dangerous animals whole pic.twitter.com/kvv3OAlS3h

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b_mittelstadt This might be the perfect overhyped meme.

Courtesy of @c_russl pic.twitter.com/pyEbPRrnY6

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Aug 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

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