The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mp3tobi ever

September 2019

bahnfahn “Bahn Chaos - jetzt international”

Vortrag @marudor @ :

“Überblick über & die Datengrundla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9Q

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Sep 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerComicGraf Jetzt habe ich die Demo verpasst heute.
1000 leute die sich nach Trump Zählweise für 3000 halten und o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Sep 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ErnstvAll -Akzeptanz
(Cartoon NA KLAAR) pic.twitter.com/Pxc9bY2XWk

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Sep 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

adolfc18 Fuck the polis 🖕🏻 pic.twitter.com/zyZZGbRihy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:02 AM, Sep 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

59HWsbmmhnkYINI Выход из положения найдётся всегда 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Y1xLubr1gS

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Sep 15th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MarieAnnUK That awkward moment when you can’t sun bathe on top of a wind turbine without a drone filming you. pic.twitter.com/u8Fbf6txmi

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Sep 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Das Hauptproblem in der Softwareentwicklung ist, dass man das Produkt seiner Bemühungen nicht durch überbacken mit Käse verbessern kann.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:40 AM, Sep 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

andreasdotorg Heutzutage leider undenkbar. twitter.com/drguidoknapp/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:40 AM, Sep 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

1337core Unterwasser Kabel oder iPhone 11 Pro? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/CQfVNgDBtN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:36 AM, Sep 14th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tagesspiegel Aber beim Diesel ist es ganz anders: Da kommt noch der Feinstaub hinzu…
Mehr von Stuttmann unter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

streetartmagic A great Banksy poster! pic.twitter.com/6wlZDXmscV

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Cookie display at walmart. pic.twitter.com/cAIDaxylZq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Crazyinnasia Meanwhile in South Korea 🇰🇷 pic.twitter.com/Qw9m5YVrs6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Bjoern_Reichel Freigesprochen.

Ich trink dann mal mein Bier. pic.twitter.com/yM7sGKBesy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:40 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

cae_0 Morgen gehts wieder nach BaWü. Freiwillig.
Wie so eine, die im Urlaub nix dazugelernt hätte.
Ich habe Angst vor Mä..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

DerComicGraf Und mit diesem überarbeiteten Archivcomic sende ich euch ins Wochenende!

pic.twitter.com/10QSFnpkQs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CyndeMoya “Remote login is a lot like astral projection.” pic.twitter.com/WoyYyNASDp

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

mstr0815 Wenn eine liebe Freundin so um ein Gespräch bittet, dann steht man auf, zieht sich wieder an und fährt nochmal los…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R5

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

demutsch Auszubildende hat morgen ihren letzten Tag bei uns.

Sie: Was soll ich mitbringen? Kuchen oder Süßigkeiten?

Ich: K..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

the_shootguy Jetzt auch in der Meldemuschi Edition.. pic.twitter.com/iMlj7GgyP9

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

TheDailyShow .@GretaThunberg sailed from the U.K. to the U.S. in the name of climate change.

Extended interview:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7w

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:54 PM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Lockk999 Clip from Andy’s last Lap before retiring from

Youtu.be/lDhYQFUsV8M
Full Video ▲ ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0T

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Sep 13th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ronalfinnho Guten Morgen….

Habt einen schönen Tag pic.twitter.com/XAkYjsg8yF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

nixcraft A man-in-the-middle attack illustrated. pic.twitter.com/OJOTn4UcZg

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

extra3 Skandal! Diese Frau ist kein Model und trotzdem im Bikini am Strand!
via @Dieser_Schlecky pic.twitter.com/SJu4M6UTFe

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CJ_Johnson17th This is what living paycheck to paycheck looks like

pic.twitter.com/MxBZ5efqrr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

41Strange A pig and his five-dog posse
(photo: piggypoo_and_crew) pic.twitter.com/aTNe7tdE4f

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Per_Anhalter Ich lasse das mal eben hier; vielleicht könnt ihr es ja für Whatsappgruppen oder zähe Twitterdiskussionen gebrauche..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7X

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ErnstvAll Neues VW-Logo
(Cartoon Harm Bengen) pic.twitter.com/ounDS6BqK0

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Projektleiter: “Das muss am Netzwerk oder der Hardware liegen.”
“45% der Calls kommen mit einem HTTP Status 500 zur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

you1diot You wonder why roadworks take so long.. pic.twitter.com/GEwJpIZBIv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 1967 to 2018 same bike, same couple. 😍 pic.twitter.com/F3SfLdRumV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Netzgefluester Made my day! 😂 pic.twitter.com/s1II1Ia1cB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Fischblog Traditionsbewusste Schotten verzichten drauf? twitter.com/timnarrowfield…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

jpmens Du or Sie? A simple visual guide pic.twitter.com/O84q8drYzW

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Know your worth! pic.twitter.com/3f3H1IPWDo

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

extra3 tritt nochmal an. Der Wahlkampf-Song ist schon fertig!
@dennisundjesko pic.twitter.com/KM4ymeHUdz

via Twitter Media Studio (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hat das iPhone 11 echt ein Eulengesicht in der Kamera? Oder bin ich Internetgeschädigt? 🙈😂 pic.twitter.com/yYNZFWvmrS

via Twitter for iPhone

Grinsekatze16 Verkäuferin im Rewe:”Brauchen Sie eine Tüte für 10 Cent?”

Ich:”Eigentlich kiffe ich nicht in der Öffentlichkeit, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

timpritlove TUWAT.TXT: 38 Jahre her, immer noch top-aktuell: der Aufruf, der am 12.9.81 zum CCC geführt hat. Vielleicht die vis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EN

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

OP_liefert Retweet weil ich das auch wissen will und @aka_foxi bestimmt auch twitter.com/hdsjulian/stat…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

alexmuench My iPhone 11 Pro shipped early and I love it. pic.twitter.com/0wKPjPsjFj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

silbensalat Leute, da ist eine versteckte Botschaft auf den Amazon-Umschlägen!!!1!11 pic.twitter.com/CCBLFyINpR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

davemacladd this Tory calendar I’m putting together is really quite something pic.twitter.com/zji1Tl68hE

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:36 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

heiseonline … wenn Omi ins Internet möchte. 👵 ❤️ (tkr) pic.twitter.com/3sAl92zh9C

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

UlrichKalloch Goodbye! And thanks for all the Fish. @csch42 @phil_berlin @serveubln cc @arl4223 // // Next..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hardywolf359 We’re now entering the season of pre-snow. Please don’t forget to liberally grit your cars at night… pic.twitter.com/FlVdcnROql

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

TwittEcki Urlaubspizza 😁 pic.twitter.com/DW8OQivU13

via IFTTT (retweeted on 11:02 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_Zwiwwelsche Ich.
Bei den Temperaturen.
Immer! pic.twitter.com/p322UMlziy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Otter_News Steve describes the biggest fish he ever caught (that also happened to get away). pic.twitter.com/qLyiAg2CdN

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gina_Broma @PeterWohlleben @Die_Gruenen @JuliaKloeckner Bei uns denken ein paar Waldbesitzer (Forstbesitzer, um korrekt zu sei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7J

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Ist dir schon mal aufgefallen, dass S2 ein kniendes ❤️ ist? Ich fahr seit Januar jeden Tag mit der S-Bahn, aber das..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z2

via Twitter for iPhone

psycon Das ist auch etwas, das ich absolut nicht verstehe. Jeder sollte in der Fahrschule gelernt haben zu warten. Die ein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

EgonForever ♪ You’re still young, that’s your fault, There’s so much you have to know ♫♬ pic.twitter.com/8NV4oNwV1g

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FrauVanSass ICH. LIEBE. ES! pic.twitter.com/m94zgjULE6

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Islieb <3 pic.twitter.com/Umew83FN4r

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:44 AM, Sep 12th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ayfersahin2204 @an_dy_wand Jo das Kaufland hatte tatsächlich schon Sachen. 😀

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mp3tobi

tibor Wisst ihr noch, wo ihr heute vor 18 Jahren wart? pic.twitter.com/K6H94iheFW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Sep 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

danielrehn Wie gut ist das denn …!twitter.com/OriginalYoni/s…In

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:11 AM, Sep 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

textzicke The load of fucks John Bercow is giving here is truly INSPIRING.

Enjoy every second of this wonderful speech! 😍🤣 twitter.com/skynews/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Sep 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

gabsmashh i feel seen. pic.twitter.com/Kt7fj17kIC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Sep 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ohhellokathrina Ich wünsch dir alles Gute und viele helle Tage. Danke für deine Offenheit. 🙂 Ich kenn es auch, wenn auch nur ganz leicht.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ohhellokathrina

ohhellokathrina Mein Beitrag zum . Ich kann es nicht in kurze Worte fassen, weil das kein Thema ist für e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…He

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:06 AM, Sep 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

System32Comics Printers nowadays pic.twitter.com/0SPRCkY5ZN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:44 AM, Sep 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Cheatha Capture the Flag! Wir machen jetzt eine Sammelbestellung und teilen uns die Kosten für drei neue Flaggen für..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kk

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

aloria The goal of recovery should be getting to a place where you are well enough to *seek* happiness, not to make you ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

luebbermann ein studierender war richtig wütend heute nach dem vortrag 😁 hochroter kopf und laut, “sie können doch nicht alles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vH

via Twidere for Android #7 (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

grauhut Kollege vergisst seine Jacke im Restaurant. In unser einstündigen Abwesenheit hat sich niemand auf den Stuhl gesetz..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

blinry 1. Download the tar.gz file and unpack it.
2. Set your card10 to “USB storage mode” by holding the lower right butt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2J

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

blinry Turns out the ’s card10 badge has a built-in magnetometer. And a vibration motor! So now, we can finally b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…or

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

AnimalMagic10 Platform 9 3/4 to dogwarts 🐶❤️ pic.twitter.com/B1ePa3MR4o

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rokashi WHO DID THIS pic.twitter.com/PffhtOTEuy

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

SundWundS - Ist die IT eigentlich gerade ausgelastet?
- Wieso fragst du? pic.twitter.com/E0K1mEJniv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

ChrChristensen Absolutely brilliant by Dutch cartoonist @RLOppenheimer. pic.twitter.com/9uL5VNqVk9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:14 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Gibts eigentlich eine Aufzeichnung der @me_freakshow vom ?

via Twitter for iPhone

diesercemal Er: “Bruder deine Rede ist vorbereitet, ja?”

Ich: “Jo”

Er: “Du weißt, dass das meine zweite Hochzeit ist”

Ich: “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2y

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

VNDrache Wat muss, dat muss… pic.twitter.com/uPMMnXyPbg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Helge Wenn sich ein Troll mit dir anlegt, aber du schon 10 Jahre auf Twitter bist pic.twitter.com/aQSlo4dbBr

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:42 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

MissSchmaguelze Letzte Woche meinen Schülern erzählt, dass man Früher als Zeichen der Wertschätzung, dem Lehrer einen Apfel mitbrac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

dergazetteur Bekommst du in Deutschland einen Job? Finde es heraus! pic.twitter.com/t0u4GfYsa5

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Young Russian thinks he can take on an ex boxer.
(🎥 via @badluck_jones) pic.twitter.com/vYMVh8MFJE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_youhadonejob1 Very funny. pic.twitter.com/e5YhZ2ns7V

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

vcsjones I propose we change CSV to Clown Separated Values since that tends to be about how well CSV parsers work. pic.twitter.com/C8Uys3H9Kp

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:40 AM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_SJPeace_ My heart 😭❤️

This is so pure.

“No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his backg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

hmemcpy Oh yeah, that’s the stuff pic.twitter.com/yM6E8aSk2b

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:01 AM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

jottes Witze, die früher keine waren. Kennt ihr. pic.twitter.com/YbFATX4dTs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:47 AM, Sep 10th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

klara_sjo Balls of steel on that cock. pic.twitter.com/BDyy7qD4j4

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

lottimaus5 Sehr coole Idee pic.twitter.com/YSWZuxFb7W

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:38 PM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

scy Dank diesem Tweet möchte ich jetzt Support-Our-Troops-Aufkleber mit Antifa-Flaggen, schwarzem Block o.Ä. twitter.com/Bankifa/status…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

SlenderSherbet Sorry I’m late for work, fucking camels on the road again.

📹: Imgur user lotionandkleenex pic.twitter.com/dnwgsZrl4B

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Akira_86 REZEPT: 1-2 Knoblauchzehen

ICH: pic.twitter.com/YVeNG9EOw2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

WIZO im LKA Longhorn, Stuttgart am 11. Januar 2019 Nachdem ich letztes Jahr meinen alten Arbeitgeber verlassen habe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cb

via Tweet Old Post

diepebbs Hier, eine Kartoffel. Falls Ihr Stärke braucht. pic.twitter.com/oyrWWLQP2O

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

heuteshow Amateur pic.twitter.com/RMZ3U1oS5x

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Mahatmapech Hitler hat bei N24 gekündigt und macht jetzt E-Mail-Support irgendwo in der Wetterau.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

irongeek_adc Red Team Level over 9000! Fusing the powah of .NET with a scripting language of your choosing: introducing BYOI (B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Et

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

KalebRaber Plants wearing pants⁣

🌹 🌻 🌷 🌿 🌵 🌾 🌼⁣
👖 👖 👖 👖 👖 👖 👖

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:53 AM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

aveirjapan Mont-Blanc viewed from the back of the largest European eagle

pic.twitter.com/etWzwptjHa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:38 AM, Sep 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

sonnenhexer Sehr lesenswert twitter.com/old_and_grumpy…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Sep 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

FrauPerla Herrlicher Thread! twitter.com/old_and_grumpy…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Sep 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

SignsFun Door knockers…. pic.twitter.com/OmQ3Ra9cxE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Sep 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ayfersahin2204 @an_dy_wand Noch nicht. Aber ok, schau ich eben dort mal nach.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ayfersahin2204

tejwo capitalism is the most efficient system possible pic.twitter.com/fTRVThKHKV

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Sep 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

old_and_grumpy Kindergeburtstag:

Paul sieht die Waffeln: „Waffeln! Sehr gut! Davon ess ich ganz viele!”
Entsetze Gesichter.
Panis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Sep 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

PatchFriday iOS vs Android security pic.twitter.com/CTRiZRS6E0

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

daskritzelt „Es braucht auch technische Lösungen zum Klimawandel” und was dann in meinem Kopf passiert pic.twitter.com/l3QGFxMJAn

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Miss_Paran0ia Zefix oida, mei Vodda kriagt an Herzkaschperl! :’D pic.twitter.com/k1qsddQHPg

via Nintendo Switch Share (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@an_dy_wand Aber wo denn? Bei uns gibts das alles noch nicht! Weder im Aldi, noch im Edeka oder bei Lidl. 😯

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to an_dy_wand

the_Real_Toni85 Hi, na? 😏

Willst du mal an meiner belgischen Waffel riechen. pic.twitter.com/XqJi3RPqzw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

littlewisehen Die gute alte Zeit… pic.twitter.com/Wdjfy3BXBQ

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

CrazyinRussia Brilliant.
(🎥 via @PaulLaugh43) pic.twitter.com/cMeg5ulMNl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

gruber I’ve watched this like 5 times already. twitter.com/A_Kovah/status…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Our Keanu visited Kojima Productions👍🌈😊 pic.twitter.com/wBM3cQ7taw

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

GillyBerlin Made my day 😂 pic.twitter.com/nWVC0WZwnI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Steampunk_T This chair pic.twitter.com/iXoRpVUS99

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:07 PM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Kaffee_Racer So, Urlaub. Wetter soll zwar scheiße werden, aber ich bin gegen alles gewappnet. Vielleicht gehe ich euch hier aber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tf

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

riotburnz Mein Chor wurde aufgerüstet!
Den Alten findet Ihr hier:
twitter.com/riotburnz/stat… pic.twitter.com/HjrtJkb48v

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BVG_Kampagne Wir haben den Anschluss zur IFA nicht verpasst! pic.twitter.com/9isE6DQgs4

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:23 AM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Netzgefluester „Pretty Shit” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/eKk14mRz7O

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

_SJPeace_ He said “Please leave my Town” 😂

Letting Boris Johnson know racism and hate isn’t welcome there

HERO

pic.twitter.com/ZtfoNhThHZ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:10 AM, Sep 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

BBCPolitics “You should be in Brussels, you’re in Morley”

Boris Johnson was challenged by a passer-by moments after he arrived..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…He

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Sep 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

NomeDaBarbarian Pictured: One of the most dangerous creatures on earth.

Regularly chew on crocodiles while teething (and the crocs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sx

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Sep 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

garabatokid Same situation pic.twitter.com/atKEubFbt3

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Sep 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

41Strange Superhero landing pic.twitter.com/XSGSzWum8A

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schellmisch Die Karikatur der Woche von Peter Gut in der @NZZ pic.twitter.com/y7wYpMpAdv

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brayannk YO TWITTER DO YOUR THING pic.twitter.com/P3CiAm55sP

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CommitStrip Meanwhile, in a parallel universe…
commitstrip.com/2019/09/06/mea… pic.twitter.com/sXZ8nBjRDV

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vladsavov 1982 vs 2019
- phones costing upwards of $1,000
- 4K is a key spec
- memory upgrades are hella pricey
- fast as a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3R

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alexandreafonso Pro tip: when posing for pictures with police officers, try not to look like you’re handcuffed. pic.twitter.com/jA5YI6w6Ar

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TheDirt12 Abendeinkauf im Supermarkt.
Kassierer (K): “15,45 €.”
Überlege. Zu K1: “Hol noch mal 2 Fisherments & deine Bifi.”
K..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6v

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WertesFraeulein Ich dachte, Bananen-Schoko-Pfannkuchen seien eine gute Idee. Bis die 5-jährigen an den Frühstückstisch kamen:
-“Iii..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g5

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StaffeldtAnke Und noch einer: pic.twitter.com/NR28nLRQa2

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Rschooley Trump releases photo to show he’s taller than Obama. pic.twitter.com/U4K7C4MzQI

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ByDonkeys Edinburgh Castle pic.twitter.com/QPznVg8beN

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EmojiMashupBot 😟 worried + 😯 surprised + 🚬 cigarette = pic.twitter.com/Wo624JXhle

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ShahakShapira Oh mein Gott 😍 twitter.com/generaalde/sta…

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introverziert Braucht noch wer ‘ne Baustelle? pic.twitter.com/HEE8Z3c7dm

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PirateMikeComix “LIVING LA VIDA CONNECTED!” @gocomics pic.twitter.com/ju8Kkj0ouc

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red_brat Wie oft denk ich mir: “Das wär jetzt auch ein guter Tweet”-
Doch dann kommt da dieses ‘Leben’ … und dann hat man’s nicht notiert… und…

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moppeldoral Meine WG wird immer schlimmer. pic.twitter.com/Aqy1gKHJyV

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TheWorldOfFunny Someone get this dog a beer pic.twitter.com/QNa8IcI70M

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@Steffen_RXTX Da hat sich die Nacht gelohnt gehabt. Schöne Bilder. 👍

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simongerman600 Cute animation shows us how the Panama Canal works. Also important, the following sentence is a palindrome: “A man,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NS

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akwaibomown I can’t stop laughing 😂 pic.twitter.com/JKtwk5daV9

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jeffseedrs Has anyone seen @PadraigBelton? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

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Ingeborch Äh. Ich vermisse 1 Tweet. Hat den jemand gesehen? pic.twitter.com/wQxt1QEvLy

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JP_Stich Axtmörderwochen bei Penny pic.twitter.com/2tCFpYwQer

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nixcraft If you ever wanted a visual to explain how binary works. ( credit youtube.com/watch?v=zELAfm… ) pic.twitter.com/SLh53QWtr9

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rosenkrieger Typisches eBay Kleinanzeigen Verhalten…

JEDES. VERDAMMTE. MAL. pic.twitter.com/LKkjc8haeb

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ganesan_jana @cloud_opinion until this moment … 😀 pic.twitter.com/WssksF7Fjb

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lokfuehrer_tim Krieg. Ich. Die. Krise! 😒 pic.twitter.com/SPVUlOYiwh

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joseflang1953 Ohne Kommentar pic.twitter.com/1Ev3f4oTfD

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_Zwiwwelsche Ich glaube, ich habe mich gerade eingenässt 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/aKSu9bGOZG

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Steffen_RXTX The comes to an end and just in time I managed to receive a real satellite image from NOAA19 with my ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cK

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Mr_DrinksOnMe THAT’S A PLASMA TV!! pic.twitter.com/HUaEcR2kN5

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_youhadonejob1 Must be Swan Lake Practice. pic.twitter.com/0W6onq8vO0

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Kaffee_Racer Sehr geil! :) twitter.com/JayDee1418/sta…

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arlenparsa This is one of the most famous paintings in American history: Declaration of Independence.

I decided to put red do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ga

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„Du siehst so richtig anverliebt aus!” :) Mein Jahr war ja relativ spannend. Am Anfang des Jahres hatte ich noch vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nm

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@beasty_74 Ich hoffe alle Menschen sind draußen. 😟

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jottes Aber dann vergessen dazu zu schreiben wie man Lesen und Schreiben lernt. Kennt ihr. pic.twitter.com/eBFBZZqv5B

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sascha_p Wenn sich und Guerilla-Marketing treffen. Via @QueGraffiti pic.twitter.com/NAJgIHhY7s

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GeneraalDe Echte helden! pic.twitter.com/wOnf8sTCkC

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Miss_Maja_ Bebo, dodji na…………. kafu pic.twitter.com/6BwwV9Dqjf

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ArtLexaMarshall Tag 2: “Gott sah, dass es gut war.”

Gut Gelungenes sollte man öfter anerkennen können. twitter.com/GottesGetweete…

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Weltregierung Facepalm. pic.twitter.com/bwt8Csy9o5

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@Herr_Nic @LicentiaLisa Hm, aber das geht auch nur solange bis man den Kopf hart an die Tischkante geschlagen hat.

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__ud3x__ “da kommt doch jemand und hilft uns…”

tvthek.orf.at/profile/Quante…

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VolkerK_ Ich kann nicht mehr :-D pic.twitter.com/QmHgCxtgkH

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differlanguages 11 INFORMAL CONTRACTIONS pic.twitter.com/naJopu1lYA

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_JohannaSa Das wäre doch was fürs @c3WOC
Oder inspiration für @ReinhardRemfort wie man ne Waffelmachscgine bauen könnte. 😋 youtu.be/9-e24HWpJCo

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_youhadonejob1 An unfortunate Canadian postcode. pic.twitter.com/2vqeHKomJM

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PatriotCoburn Holy Shit the protesters in Hong Kong are grabbing the canisters of tear gas dropping it into liquid nitrogen and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rB

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PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Who did this , seriously ? Git songs huh ! pic.twitter.com/Rz31h2Ppmc

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spacekookie In response to that one person, who wrote a blog post about how the CCC has become too political and how they didn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zQ

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Twelectra “Hochzeitstorte fotografieren ist doch auch total öde, oder?”
“Ohne Ideen bestimmt.” pic.twitter.com/qtreriDKSl

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psycon Weil es nach dem Diskussionen zum Motiv dieses Banners gab, muss ich jetzt doch meinen wunderschön verzie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TJ

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boundborg Sagt doch alles… pic.twitter.com/D48X4SrrRM

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ClownAbsolute Barber: “Oh damn, man! Your skin looks so dry! Let me fix that for you real quick!” pic.twitter.com/SbWcY30wX4

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